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Lift an object across the screen.

1, the first move of explicit language is to say explicit language when chatting, such as "Husband, I want it", "Husband, I am itchy", "Husband, I miss your penis", or stop talking with a gasp, so as to ensure that you can "hard" the other man's ticket on the screen. 2. The second measure of live video is live video chat. After taking a shower, the bed shows a little pajamas, and then it is estimated that your "private parts" will be exposed. With some intentional or unintentional words, the object will be hard easily, and maybe it will face you soon after the video is downloaded. "Photos" came up, hehe! The third way to send pictures is to find some sexy photos of you and send them to her. Don't say a word yet After enjoying them, he promised that the first thing he would say to you was "wife, I want it", which means that he has been burned by your photos. No matter what the above three points are, you can provoke your partner for minutes across the screen, but if you are in a long-distance relationship and often don't stay together for a long time, I still advise you to think twice, because such behavior is very dangerous. When a boy's desire is not satisfied, he will be teased by you, and maybe he will "fuck around" outside, which is not worth the candle. Light the object 2 on the screen. 1. lovers swear words, the words of the tiger and the wolf, 1. Don't talk to me about life, and vice versa. If you are Oreo, I will take a dip. 3. I think you want to sleep with you and wake up with you. I don't want to talk about love. Now I just want you to come home with me. After meeting you, I am good at understanding not only your wishes, but also your clothes. 6. I want to give you a lot of lipstick and ask you to return it to me every day. 7. Life overwhelmed me before, and now it's you. 8. I didn't expect you to overwhelm me today, not the straw. 9. I just wanted to see the stars and the moon before, but now I can't get up when I see you. 10, people who don't sleep at this point are either ready to exercise or finished exercising. Second, light the object through the screen 1 and want to be your pillow book, the cat in your arms, the right person. 2. Only you have satisfied my whole Maslow's demand theory. The iron horse is me, the glacier is me, and you are my dream. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you. 5, getting drunk is a very erotic thing, because your mind is full of ideas. 6. Wake up in the morning with sunshine, and you are the future you want. 7. We, one is the sea and the other is the shore. We want to shoot all the waves on you. 8. In front of the world's giant doll machine, I want you through the glass. 9. Knowing that there is a you in the corner of the world makes the whole universe gentle and stable. 10, the most important thing of the day: eat, drink, pull, disperse, sleep, you. There seems to be a comma in front.