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April fool's day composition
I have spent many festivals, but there is one I will never forget, and that is April Fool's Day.
I remember when I was in the second grade, the fishbone got stuck in my throat when I was eating fish. I will never eat fish. On the morning of April Fool's Day, I was about to go to school when I saw my grandmother. I said, "Yes! Today is April Fool's Day, and I am so happy. " Grandma said, "What? Fish Festival. " I said, "Yes! What's wrong? " Say that finish, I turned to go to school.
When noon arrived, I came home and screamed, "What, why do you want to eat fish at noon?" Guess what's on the table, there are pickled fish, spicy and hot fish, stewed fish ... Grandma cooked the meal and said, "Didn't you say this morning was fishermen's day?"
Well, isn't my grandmother "stupid"? Today is really a happy April fool's day.
Today is April Fool's Day. I learned a lesson from being cheated and decided to be a fool with someone.
I was chatting with XXX when suddenly my deskmate flashed out. There was a sly look in XXX's eyes. He laughed at her deskmate and said, "Hey, you lost." I held my cheek in my hand and squinted at my deskmate's reaction. What a surprise! The clever deskmate on weekdays was cheated! I saw him bend down with one hand on the table, looking for his pen everywhere. After a while, he listened again and looked at me and XXX with stomachache. I finally stopped laughing and pointed to him and said, "Happy April Fool's Day to you!" "He stood up and pointed at us in distress situation. His slightly open mouth seemed to say something, but he "walked away" and made us laugh. So-and-so said to me, "What's wrong with him today? He was cheated by such a low-level trick! " I raised my mouth and said, "How exciting!" Say that finish, it is a burst of laughter.
Happy April Fool's Day to the students!
Today is April 1. In the afternoon, we went back to the classroom after the activity class.
Today, the theme of our class meeting is Reading Festival, but today is also April Fool's Day, Ding, Ding, Ding. We heard familiar voices and the sound of class ending, and everyone was very excited.
After class, we are all talking about it. What's today's math homework? Some say it's "standard training", others say it's verbal calculation, mental calculation and clever calculation, and everyone is talking noisily.
Teacher Dai stood up and said, "I heard from Teacher Yang that there is no math homework today." Everyone didn't believe it and said loudly, "Miss Dai! April Fool's Music ". The teacher said, "Don't believe it! Ask Teacher Yang after class. " Everyone laughed and said, "Class is over, substitute teacher." We ran out of the classroom and ran to Teacher Yang, who said, "There is math homework today". Hearing this, we left in dismay.
After returning to the classroom, the performance teacher was very happy and gave us five words, "Happy fool".
Today is April Fool's Day, because the substitute teacher played tricks on us. We are really miserable and really happy!
As soon as I entered the classroom today, I felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong. Zeng Zirui said to me, "Zhang Jiawei, your shoelaces are untied." I looked down and nothing happened. Zeng Zirui laughed: "Ha ha ha ha, you have been cheated, happy April Fool's Day!" " "It suddenly occurred to me that today is April Fool's Day.
In order to get back at Zeng Zirui, I immediately went back to my seat, dug out an altered sticker, tore off one that said "I am a pig" and stuck it on Zeng Zirui's back. Zeng Zirui is still chatting with Wei Yuze. Yeah! The plan worked!
Back in my seat, I deliberately asked Wei Yunkai, "Is pig's English pug?" He said, "It's a pig. I said, "No, the pig is you." "No, the pig is me." .. "The pig is you!" It took .............. a long time before he said, "I won't be cheated by you!" " But he didn't know he was cheated.
Haha, April Fool's Day is really interesting.
Today is April Fool's Day. I was fooled by my classmates twice before I realized that I was not fooled again.
In the morning, Wei told me that Teacher Xie called me and I hurried over. Unexpectedly, Wei laughed and said, "You have been cheated, but today is April Fool's Day!" " I listened, very helpless, but also very lucky, because as long as there is another second, I should enter the office. In the afternoon, Wang Yuting said to me, "Shen Hangping wants to break up with you!" I said, "I see." Wang Yuting smiled and said, "Happy April Fool's Day! You have been cheated! " I haven't been cheated since.
Next year, I will play tricks on them all year round.
April Fool's Day Composition 6 April 1 every year is April Fool's Day in western countries, but with the globalization and the spread of cultural customs, even in China, many people will celebrate April Fool's Day. But in fact, on April Fool's Day in our country, there is no deeper historical significance, just some harmless jokes between relatives and friends.
For example, on April Fool's Day, you can play a joke on your good friend and let him delay some small things. In a word, it is a kind of entertainment between friends and a seasoning in ordinary life.
Of course, even April Fool's jokes should be measured. As early as a few years ago, communication was not particularly developed. When friends joke, they will make fun of their parents, saying that they have something to find themselves at home, and finally let them take time off to go home. Such a joke is a bit big.
Therefore, aside from some historical problems in western countries, it is actually irrelevant for us to play some harmless jokes with our friends on April Fool's Day. But we should also pay attention to a certain scale and grasp a certain scale. It's not good to joke too much.
Finally, I wish you all a happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day composition 7 April Fool's Day has arrived, and the whole class is crazy. Everyone arrived at school early in the morning, ready to fool others.
I also prepared "sandwich biscuits", haha! If you are greedy, come and eat! Hee hee hee hee!
All the students are here. Before the teacher came, we all had a crazy time. I said loudly, "Who wants cookies? I have a lot here. Come and catch them! " I'll be robbed in a minute! "Everyone to rob cookies, because everyone didn't eat, all hungry. After a while, everyone ate the cookies. Everyone said they were delicious, but they didn't know I put toothpaste in them! Ha ha!
It was dark in the morning and I couldn't see anything. Some boys in our class got some fishing lines for girls. Fortunately, my eyes jumped over, and many people were knocked down by the fishing line, haha!
There are many interesting things, but if you can't say them, don't say them. You have to fool others, too It was fun! Ha ha!
April Fool's Composition 8 I looked around and thought, "It's strange, why is there no one there?" Did that pretty girl kidnap them all? " Back to my place, I just want to take out my textbook and prepare for the next class. At this moment, I found a gift in the drawer, very beautiful! It looks like a book, and there is a card on the wrapping paper, which says, "Ren Jie, in order to apologize for the prank of Steel, I specially send a small gift to the whole class."? Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, please accept it! ""Wow, half-blood prince! The long-awaited book, great! So I, regardless of the willy-nilly, tore open the wrapping paper at the speed of light. At first glance, ah! There is a whole box of used draft paper in it, and there is a card at the top: "This is the savings of the whole class for one month, please be sure to accept it." The laughter of this group of "unlucky elves" came from outside.
"What a nuisance!" I beat my chest and shouted.
Today is April Fool's Day, and many people are stupid.
I came to school and was climbing the stairs when I began to think about how to communicate with others.
After the first class, the silly craze began.
When I walked to the door, Waite leaned over and said, "Look, your name is a piece of shit." I subconsciously looked down, but I didn't expect Waite to say, "Haha, idiot!" " "Oh my god, I can win such a low-level fool skills. I want to refuel. I told Sun Wenjie, "There is a gray machine in the sky. "Unexpectedly, he said confidently," I'm used to watching airplanes, so I stopped watching them. "Well, he caught me, damn it! I told Xue Damiao that he looked up at the white clouds in the sky and said, "No". I said, "Aplir toor! "Finally silly once, it's cool. . Nie Zhouxiao came up to me and said, "Teacher Huang asked you to come over." I said, "Old-fashioned tricks. "He looked at me with his mouth open and his face was incredible.
April Fool's Day is so happy!
Today is April Fool's Day on April 1 Sunday. In the morning, the students are thinking about how to play tricks on their classmates. Ge Xinyu and Xu Man see a classmate and tell him that your shoelaces are loose. More interestingly, in Yang Yubin, Ge Xinyu walked up to Yang Yubin and said with a smile, "Your shoelaces are loose and not tied yet." Yang Yubin sat on a stool and looked up. No, he picked up another one and looked left and right, but there was still no .. Someone said, "Idiot, today is April Fool's Day!" " In this way, all the deceived students are not fooled. We suddenly saw Shiyi's mother coming. We shouted to the classroom: "Shiyi, your mother is here." But nobody believed us. One man said, "They are playing a trick on you. Don't trust her. " But to be honest, Shiyi was dubious until Shiyi's mother came to the door and said, "Shiyi took medicine." People don't believe what we say.
April Fool's Composition 1 1 Early in the morning, I ran into the classroom, and my classmates pretended to be mysterious and said to me, "Don't you know that today is a holiday?" I was confused and touched my head: "Oh!" Turned and walked out of the classroom, there was a burst of laughter behind him, followed by a loud shout: "Happy April Fool's Day!" " "
Oh, so today is April Fool's Day. Haha, April Fool's Day! I also want to play tricks on others, but my classmates all know, what should I do? Who are you kidding? After all kinds of thinking, I decided: just play a trick on my mother!
Today is April Fool's Day, and many children are joking.
In the afternoon, a child said to me, "The next class is physical education class." I thought, "Didn't you already attend this morning? How to transfer classes? " Then, he smiled and said to me, "Happy April Fool's Day!"
After a while, another child said to me, "Let's go for a spring outing tomorrow." At this time, I didn't believe it at all, because the teacher didn't send a notice, so I said to her, "Happy April Fool's Day! I won't be fooled! " She burst out laughing.
Today is April Fool's Day. Before I got to the classroom, I heard a lot of noise and laughter in the classroom.
When I walked into the classroom, I was thinking about how to "fool" my classmates when Li Jiayi walked into the classroom excitedly.
"Liu Wenbin, the teacher said that you will be the monitor next semester and asked you to talk in the office." Li Jiayi said to Liu Wenbin.
"Really?" Liu Wenbin asked doubtfully.
"Can I cheat you? The teacher is waiting for you in the office. Let's go. " Li Jiayi said as he walked to his seat with a sly smile on his face.
Liu Wenbin was carried away by this "good news from heaven", jumped up from his seat, rushed out of the classroom and ran to the office. After a while, Liu Wenbin came back angrily and shouted to Li Jiayi, "Li Jiayi, I will punish you!" " "
"Happy April Fool's Day to you!" The students smiled and sent holiday wishes to Liu Wenbin.
April Fool's Composition 13 The second math class. Xiahou
Velvet. You have a lot of courage. Tell the math teacher that the English teacher wants to talk to him about something and ask him to come over.
Alas, the math teacher really believes him and can't help it.
In class. Good afternoon.
Take advantage of a good start in the morning. 3。 The elites of Class 9 are on the move again.
When there are few people in the class, the idiot first adds salt and monosodium glutamate to each bottle of drinks, and then covers the chairs of the students with glue, haha.
As a result, when class is over, those students either spray water or wipe the glue on their clothes and pants.
In the first class.
Teacher Yuan Jie suddenly came to our class to find a substitute teacher. The fool is sleeping. Juan woke up the fool and said that Teacher Yuan Jie had come to find the fool (because 3 1 had something to do with Teacher Yuan Jie). The fool jumped up from his chair and said, Miss Yuan, I was wrong yesterday. The whole class froze for two seconds and laughed. ...
April Fool's Composition 14 "April 1! April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day is really fun, and I have been looking forward to it for a long time.
There are many things about fools. If you don't believe me, I'll give you some examples. For example, after class this morning, I said cheerfully to Shao, "Everybody be quiet, and I'll tell you a good news! I brought pitaya today, and the quantity is limited. Eat it quickly! Out of date. " As soon as the voice fell, a lot of people were surrounded, and everyone was thinking: Great! Such a hot day just cools us down and relieves our hunger. So, Shao Li gave everyone a piece. I thought he wouldn't be so good, did he? Is there any pie in the sky? I decided to have a look first. Sure enough, I saw the painful expression on my classmates' faces, and the pitaya in my mouth suddenly gushed out. It turns out that this is vinegar-added pitaya, which tastes terrible. At this time, Shao stood up slowly and said with a smile, "Happy April Fool's Day!"
There is one more thing to share with you! After class, Shen wrote on the blackboard with chalk, and one of her classmates came to pick up the eraser and wiped it hard. She quickly dodged, and the chalk flew so high that Shen took a bite of it. Suddenly, the whole class burst into laughter.
What a happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Composition 15 I thought my April Fool's Day was over, so we had to wait for snacks. Because other students who went downtown this morning sent a message saying that they would bring me snacks and told us not to go anywhere. But there was no sign of them until 10: 30 in the evening.
Go to their dormitory to find them. Their roommate said that she had come back and was now playing in another dormitory. I think it's stupid for them. But they make me stupid. This April Fool's Devil will come to no good end. I thought about it, took out my mobile phone and sent them a short message.
Tell them that the dean of the College of Liberal Arts has come to sleep in person, and the dormitory won't be in informed criticism, taking our roommates to the balcony to see jokes. Soon I saw the shadows of two people rushing to our dormitory at the speed of 100 meters. We burst into laughter, cool! They were all cheated by me in the end.
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