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Asking for funny classic text messages to decline pornography?

Once young and ignorant, once reckless teenager; Time slipped through my fingers. When I was walking in the street on Children's Day, I realized that the past days would not go back. Let's drink to this festival that doesn't belong to us! Happy Children's Day!

Note: Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday! Please get a lollipop, a handkerchief to wipe your nose, a pair of open-backed pants and a wet diaper from kindergarten as soon as possible. I hereby inform you that after the deadline, you will not be hit hard on PP.

◆ The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I'll wait for your call back; In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. But happy holidays!

I decided to give you 1 cent. Don't underestimate it! She is equal to 10, 1, missing 1, caring 1, loving 1, sincere 1, considerate 1, greeting 1, caring/kloc.

Thanks to CCTV, MTV, Channal V, my organization, my parents, my fans, your mobile phones and my mobile phones, so that I can say to you one day in advance: Happy June 1st!

◆ Send this letter. There are two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. Now I am very responsible to tell you: It's June 1st again, so be happy! In addition, I also send a technical sentence: make progress every day!

◆ Leaves move because of the wind, seedlings grow because of the soil, waterfalls become because of the flow, the sky is vivid because of birds, the ocean is mysterious because of corals, the desert is fresh because of oases, and life is beautiful because of youth! Happy Children's Day! Happy every day!