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Interesting copy of a couple trying to make peace with each other after a cold war. I wish everyone a happy relationship.

1. A little penguin fell down. A little bird chirped and laughed at it: Are you planning to crawl all your life? If you still can’t get up, the little penguin said angrily: Yes, Sorry! .

2. Okay, bad, ok, okay, we are good friends. One day, okay, we called bad, and asked to go play. OK, we asked bad: Who else? Bad, we said: Let’s make up, okay? .

3. There was a little duck who ran very fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is: The duck sleeps quickly in the mud.

34. Once upon a time, the county magistrate of a yamen caught a thief. The thief was caught and was very unconvinced. He lay on the ground and rolled around. The county magistrate asked him with a smile: Are you going to live with me for the rest of your life? The little thief said: Yes! Sorry!

5. The recent wind has not said sorry to you for me. If not, I will say it.

6. Why is the sum of the top number of the first term plus the last term divided by 2?

8. A long time ago, there was a prince who was under a spell and fell asleep for a long time. Later, a passing princess kissed her and woke her up. What does this story tell us? Tell us that the angry prince will sleep forever~~ Well, my prince, mua~ the princess is here to save you~ Don’t be angry, wake up quickly or you won’t be handsome anymore.

9. Don’t be angry. Can I guess a riddle for you? You owed me five yuan, but you gave me ten yuan back, (use a polite word), can't you guess? The answer is. . . I owe (an apology)!

10. I know you must be angry, because I saw your hair blowing up.

11. Guoba Noodle Bar and Niba are good friends. One day, Niba asked Guoba why we were going there. Guo Ba said let’s meet.

13. I know I was wrong but it’s your problem if you don’t forgive me.

14. Alas, today’s moon is neither round nor bright. Not round and bright, not round and bright. 7. A pineapple went to get a haircut. It sat there for a long time and the barber never gave it a haircut. It said: Please take care of me!

15. Watermelon, cantaloupe, melon, my little fool.

17. Once upon a time, there was a little duck who went to play in the pasture or orchard. As he walked, he became thirsty. He looked up and saw the pear tree above him, but he couldn't reach it, so he kept thinking, "I miss the pear duck." Thinking of pear duck, thinking of pear duck.

18. Okay, bad, whatever. We are three good friends. One day, we called Bad, and asked him if he wanted to go out and play together. All right.

19. A little duck was going to play with friends. It was passing by a river, and the bridge on the river collapsed, so it could only swim across. But there were many small stones in the water that hit its feet, and the water was very fast, so the little duck muttered, "It's so sad for the duck. It's so sad for the duck."

20. Once upon a time, there was a duck named Kansai Duck. After class, all the ducks were queuing up, but one was missing. The teacher asked who was not here. Everyone said there was no Kansai Duck, no Kansai Duck. .

21. There is a little duck in the queue. It wants to be aligned with the duck in front of it, but it can't be aligned. Then it whispers in a low voice: "Not right duck, not right duck. Did you hear that? I'm sorry."

22. Hey, if the balloon is too full, it will burst. Although your skin is thicker, it can’t hold it for too long. Let some air out, even if it is released from below

< p> 23. One day, Tao Ni and Bobo had a quarrel, and Tao Ni ran away from home in anger. Milk Tea thought that Bo Bo was too much, so she eloped with him, leaving only one Bo Bo, so. Do you want this or not?

24. Once upon a time, there was a very short little duck. Others called it a short duck. One day, the duck fell into a mud puddle while walking, and then it turned into a short mud duck.

25. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

26. I can’t think of any way to apologize. Just leave it up to you.

27. I am telling you tactfully: I know I was wrong. Please forgive me.

28. I am a little angry now. Wait until I calm down and then I will coax you.

29. I owe you five yuan. If you pay me ten yuan, I owe you.

30. Watermelon, melon, cantaloupe, I was wrong, my little fool.

31. Once upon a time, there was a little duck who fought with two ducks for landlords, but he was a little unlucky. He always touched 2356 and couldn't get a straight, so he muttered while fighting, No four ducks, no four ducks.

32. One night I was looking at the moon and found that the moon was neither round nor bright. Then I whispered: It’s not round and bright. It’s not round and bright. Did you hear it? I don’t forgive you.

33. One day, Tao Ni and Bobo had a fight. Tao Ni ran away from home in anger. Milk Tea felt that Bo Bo was too much, so she eloped with Tao Ni. In the end, there was only one Bo Bo left, so this Bo Bo you To want to or not to.

34. Once upon a time, there was a little bear who went to the toilet, but he couldn't poop out. He said, "No, no poop, it's okay."

35. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He always wanted to apply for a job, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not be applied for. And those who had weaker talents than him and did not work hard were all applied for. He stood alone by the wall and muttered, "It's relevant, it's relevant, it's relevant."