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On May 1 1, 2009, countries all over the world still reported the number of swine flu cases in the headlines, and the TV was full of people wearing masks and rubber gloves from all countries. Half a month after the outbreak, China finally announced to the world that the first case of influenza A (H 1N 1) had reached Chinese mainland.

This day is also my first day of isolation.

At 5: 20 in the morning, I was still sleeping at home when the phone rang: "I'm from the police station. Please check my ID card information. Is it 1 10 102 * *? " I thought it was a routine inspection. I didn't think much, so I said, "OK".

After a while, the phone rang again, and the man asked, "Where are you now?" I became alert and asked what had happened.

The man had a good attitude and continued to ask, "Did you fly to Chengdu on May 9th? The flight number is 3U8882? "

I think, boarding the plane with an ID card, people are from the police station, and they must know it clearly, so they admit it. "Yes."

He went on to explain: "A passenger on your flight was confirmed as A-H 1N 1 suspected case." He deliberately emphasized "suspected". (It is estimated that it was not diagnosed at that time, but it was suspected. )

I suddenly reacted and asked, "Is it isolation?"

He said: do you want to isolate, let the people in the health department look at my situation first; People from the Ministry of Public Security and the Ministry of Health will contact me later.

Hung up the phone and sat on the sofa in a daze. The instinctive reaction is: turn off your mobile phone and go to work normally as if nothing had happened. Revolutionary work needs me. ...

Later, the phone kept ringing, and it was a strange number. Looking at the flashing screen, I think criminals who have been on the run for many years can be caught, let alone a little me. ...

Next, the other end of the phone said: We are from Xicheng CDC, "Xicheng CDC". Where is your position?

I gave my address. I also asked with a little luck: can I not be centralized and isolated? Can you isolate yourself-that is, shut yourself in the house and promise not to run around? I am in good health. I was not isolated by SARS ... as a result, people said euphemistically but firmly: let's take a look at your situation first.

Twenty minutes later, a white ambulance stopped at my downstairs. In this precious 20 minutes, I quickly checked on the Internet. The number that I just called was from the police station, Xicheng CDC and the Ministry of Public Security, which proved that this was not a new scam. Second, I saw the headlines of Yahoo! A man was diagnosed in Chengdu with flight number 3U8882, a small plane of Sichuan Airlines. ...

Even so, I still calm down, wash my face, change clothes and prepare my computer according to the procedure of going to work every day ... I hope they will think that I am healthy enough and don't need to be isolated when they see my cheerful appearance. After all, I got off the plane for nearly two days from the suspected case Bao Moumou and flew back to Beijing. ...

Later, it turned out that I had to admire the "disease control" people, who finally relaxed me, who was originally very resistant.

There are three people in the CDC, two women and one man, all very young. Everyone has a mask. The mask is three-dimensional. They say this mask is more airtight than ordinary masks, so you don't have to worry about talking to me when you wear it. After that, they asked me everything since I boarded the plane, from the seat row, the people I contacted, where I lived and where I had been. Sounds like a gentle interrogation.

Law students, I thought to myself, maybe the CDC asked questions from a different angle than the police. The police explore the truth and rationality of the incident, while the CDC only cares about direct contact or indirect contact, and whether isolation is needed.

After the "interrogation", the CDC announced to me that I was one of the passengers of 144, and any "wild thoughts" were impossible. The 120 ambulance that took me to the isolation place is on its way. They just said, "Please pack your things. 7 days. "

I still don't want to rest and ask, "Can everyone' catch' it? What if I can't catch it? "

CDC: "We can all catch it in the end."

Me: "What about foreigners?"

"CDC": "Foreigners go to hotels to' catch'."

Me: "How many trips will be delayed for foreigners!"

CDC: "Foreigners are generally very cooperative."

I am a virus carrier, alive or not.

Later, I chatted with them. They said that they had been informed at 23: 00 the night before that no one in the CDC could go home (those who went home were also called back). They found the location of the 144 passenger overnight through the police and other channels. If they find one, they will detonate three people and isolate this person. One more place, three ... After finding me, there is the next target. ...

120 ambulance is waiting at my alley. A driver and a doctor were armed to the teeth, all in white protective clothing from head to toe, exactly the same as the equipment used during SARS.

There was a traffic jam on the road and the driver turned on the alarm. Didi-DuDu-DuDu reminds me of Mr. Lin Bao's cross talk, saying that the voice of the car is similar to that of people, and the ambulance is "alas-alas-yo"

When the alarm sounded, other vehicles on the road looked at us ruthlessly, especially the two people in front wearing "spacesuits". They thought it must be something important, so they slowed down and looked into the window. Because of the air infection, the doctor wouldn't let me close the window, so I left the window open for passers-by to check. Smile brightly. :)

In the car and in the next two hours, I received several calls from Beijing Municipal Health Bureau, Beijing Center for Disease Control and Prevention, the police station where I live (they have called me from their neighbors), the company that booked the air ticket and the Sichuan Provincial Public Security Department. Without exception, they came up and asked, "Where are you?" I heard that I had been successfully "captured" by 120 and was on my way to the isolation place, so everyone smiled and wished me "early release from isolation".

For the first time, I deeply realized that the "defense" net is long, sparse and not leaking.

Arrive at the hotel. There are security guards wearing masks on guard, and the car goes in, and there are three levels.

When you finally get to the door, don't get off first, but take your temperature in the car.

A nurse came over and put an electronic thermometer on my forehead, 37.2 degrees. The nurse showed it to the male doctor behind him, and they hesitated. The nurse turned and said, "Take a test with an ordinary thermometer."

I put on a thermometer and asked, "Can't it be higher than 37 degrees?"

The male doctor said: 37 degrees or above is a fever.

I asked: What will happen if I have a fever?

Male doctor: I'll get it somewhere else.

I feel horrible. I remembered what my parents told me on the way and asked, "What medicine won't you give me?"

The male doctor answered accurately: "No fever."

Finally let me into the hotel and room. Double standard room. Standards for three-star hotels. All the waiters are wearing protective hats and masks, wearing protective clothing, and only their eyes are exposed.

T, who lives in the room next to mine, is on the same plane with me. He automatically contacted 12320 after flying back to Beijing this morning. I said he was really conscious. He told me that there were two girls on the plane and they flew to Jiuzhaigou for a trip. When I called them, they said they were not quarantined. We all sighed: we can still run.

A pair of boyfriend and girlfriend, little L and little Z, came out of the opposite room. Xiao L is also an American student. He and Bao Moumou flew back from the United States. She boarded the plane back to her hometown in Wuhan this morning. When the door was about to close, some people in "spacesuits" in the CDC directly dragged them off the plane. As a "boyfriend", Xiao Z had a "close contact" and had to be implicated. ...

We also lamented: Little L lived in the United States all the year round, and occasionally returned to China without a phone call. You can also find her through the plane boarding records! When I found her in Beijing, I saved the people on the plane to Wuhan ...

I went back to my room to read and looked very tired. I started tossing at 5 o'clock in the morning, and then I have been on the phone almost all the time. I have to take a nap first. ...