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Chat with your boyfriend
1, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you. 2. What? I'm lighting your heart. 3. There are 100 sweet ways: eating sugar, eating cake and thinking of you 98 times a day. I think I am a playboy. Why? Because I like every look of you. 5. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together? 6. Tell him dirty jokes, compare with him and, of course, be brothers happily in the end. 7. Accidentally mention what he likes, what you are good at, or ask him what he is good at. If I don't please you, fall in love with me. 9. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 10, is your father a thief? Why? He stole the stars as your eyes. 1 1. Do you know what clothes suit you? Beautiful clothes! No, I conquered it. 12, let's play basketball tomorrow, and you teach me how to shoot. 13, will you protect me like your penis? 14, needless to say, a moan is enough. 15. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way. 16, I want to get something. I will marry you in the future. 17, the male god plays the game and you talk about the game. 18, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me. 19, our development to this day is full of twists and turns, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever! 20. Blow a breath in his ear and say that people really want it. 2 1. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? 22, if you like, I like you, if you don't, I unrequited love, will you? 23. Is your blood type square? Why else does it look so straight? 24. I am so straight in the lonely desert, and you are so round in the long river sunset. 25. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you? 26. If he likes you, you can talk nonsense. 27, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is your glacier, but also you. 28. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. 29. My bed collapsed by accident. Can I sleep at your house? The saddest thing is to recall past happiness in pain. 3 1, because I know you are an easy-to-worry child, and I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. No matter how I fly to the clouds with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I get lost occasionally, I know you are waiting for me. 32. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage. 33. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 34. The monkey lives in the cave, and you live in my heart. 35. I sent you "I love you" by mistake. 36. Little sister, little sister, what's your seat? Taurus, what about you? I did ... I made it for you. 37. Connect my wifi, and you are my family. 38. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us during our unforgettable days. 39. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little. 40. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you! 4 1, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side. Of all the flowers in the world, I only take your honey. 43. Can you stop blinking when I'm lying on your eyelashes? 44. I didn't say anything, I just waited for you for too long. 45. What are the good flower species? Let's plant strawberries together. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours! 47. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay. 48. You are the only rain in my dry season and the only light in the darkness of Wan Li. Love words written by girls to their boyfriends. Do you smell something? No? Why is the air sweet when it comes out? 50. If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece. 5 1. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out. 52. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget. 53. I like Kukuiki and Jang Keun Suk. 54. For you, rain or shine will never change. 55, a mouth is your name, a close your eyes is your appearance. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I will miss you all the time. 57. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 58. What kind of relationship do you want to develop? 59. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I be old before you come? 60. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou. 6 1, will you protect me like your little JJ? 62. A good girl like me will never know who she lost. 63. Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved. Are you blind? You hit me in the heart. 65. People love you only because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. A sofa or a kitchen will do. 66. How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up! 67.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows boys have to bow to their wives. 69. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you. 70. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 7 1, what world do you see? Nice to meet you. 72. People just want to have sex with you, but I'm different. I can have a sofa, bathroom or balcony. 73. When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? 74. The most romantic thing I can want is to sleep with you. 75. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date. 76. Maybe it's fate, but it's more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more. The routine of calling husband. 77. I don't complain about life. Why, I want to hug you. 78. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time. 79. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%. 80. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves you hide from. Chatting with your boyfriend 2 1. I think the most beautiful accident in the world is meeting you. Since I met you, I feel it will always be Valentine's Day. It's not that I will be single all my life without you. But, without you, I don't want to take off the bill. What I want is not difficult. There's still time for you. 5, I, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but being drunk in your arms. 6. The most selfish and romantic words in the world are: You only belong to me. 7. I want to tell you a long story, so I'll tell it briefly. I miss you. 8. Thank you for your smile, which puzzled my youth. 9. Do you know what I like best? Actually, it is the first word of this sentence. 10 I didn't seem to know what love was, but when I met you, I understood everything. 1 1, I don't want to bully people. How can others bully them? 12, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world. 13, your two-word name can't form one word, but it enriches my heart. 14, leave me alone, leave me alone, and marry me. 15, with you, you are all to me; Without you, I only have you! 16, you are too young to be with you. 17, if you agree, I will continue to like you, if not, I will have a crush on you. What do you want? 18, do you want to consider upgrading revolutionary friendship? 19. Life is meaningless without you. A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, the walking dead live. 20. When I met you, I suddenly found myself so willing to give everything. 2 1, whether you care about me or not, it doesn't matter, I still care about you. 22. I will spend the afterlife with you. If you don't come to me, I won't get old. 23. You are afraid, so am I.. I didn't mention what I was afraid of. In fact, I'm afraid of everything you have. 24. You spent the first half of your life without my company. Let me spend the second half with you. 25. I have no other ideas. I just like you stupidly. I can't live without you. Whether the future is good or not is not important. I don't like this world. I only like you, and I like your world. I have nothing to do but listen to your voice. 29. Hold my hand and you won't get lost even if you walk with your eyes closed. 30. I am actually a playboy. I like you every day and all kinds of you. 3 1, you are my present and my future. 32. I once said that when I am without you, it is my loneliest moment. I suddenly smiled happily because I thought of you. Love letters are plagiarized, but my feelings for you are real. 35. You are unique. How can I not cherish you? I regret meeting you. You let me know that I don't feel as heartbroken as you do. I don't want to be a passer-by in your life. I just want to accompany you to the end of my life. 38. You are the devil in others' hearts and the fairy in my heart. 39. Do you know that no one will tempt me like you? 40. If you are unhappy, just throw me around. I don't like you. 4 1, I will always follow you silently, you just need to turn around. If I can get you, my life will be very interesting. I was fascinated by you the first time I saw you. Cultural people say it was love at first sight. I stole the rose I gave you, but my love for you is true. 45. I was not born to giggle. I only learned to giggle at the moment I met you. 46. Always do something for me because you want to leave me behind? 47. Even if you are a cactus, I will hold you, even if you are black and blue. 48. If possible, I would like to spend my life with you. 49. You are the joy of youth. I want to tell you these in turn. 50. Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you. Chatting with my boyfriend topic routine 3 1, oh, I'm drunk, I'm tired of washing, I'm getting farther and farther away from you, I'm making a beautiful new dress and telling you my love. Please read my words carefully. This new dress is my favorite. 2, a dime can't stop the high temperature, a dime can't get a refreshing breeze, a dime can't get a refreshing rain, but a dime can convey my blessing to you. May this blessing make you feel happy in the dog days! 3. The passing meteor is the acacia in my heart; The fallen cherry blossoms are waiting like dreams; The floating fireworks are the testimony of romance. The weather turns cold, and I greet you who care most in my heart. Remember to add clothes when it is cold, and I will protect you for life. 4. Open sleepy eyes to dispel the sleepiness of the night; Stretch comfortably and report a happy day; Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and start a happy pace; Send a good morning message and be determined to be happy. Good morning! 5, it's late at night, go to sleep, send you some snores, one good luck, two blessings, three happy masks and four lucky ones. Began to snore after receiving the blessing, haha, good night! 6. There is a flowing peace in the body, called blood, and there is a flowing peace in life, called time. There is a starlight in the greeting, which is called good night, dear. Sweet dreams and good night! 7. Listen to frogs every night, think about the story of toads and swans every day, watch cow dung every day, think about the story of cow dung and flowers every day, and miss you and me every day. Since I have you in my heart, I can't understand the cow dung of flowers. 8. After chasing you for a long time, I have trained the dog's nose, the cat's meekness, the pig's simplicity, the mouse's cleverness, the monkey's liveliness and the horse's loyalty, which are so different. Why don't you accept me and make me really your baby? 9, can't resist your love, willing to fall into your boundless love; I can't resist your feelings, and I have no regrets or sweetness in my heart; Your words, your laughter, are my favorite in my heart, I opened my heart for you! 10, my window will wait for your eyes, light up the future that you need love in your heart, and light up the wandering heart. From then on, there is no time to stay in that lonely sea, dear, I love you. 1 1, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, spirits, the water is not deep, there are dragons, and there are not many words, as long as there is a sincere blessing heart. Send you a cold blessing in the dog days, and forget all your troubles! 12, what are you doing so late? I miss you in such a late night. Look at the stars in the sky, each one represents my blessing. Go to sleep, go to sleep, and tell me how many blessings you have received tomorrow. Good night 13, cast your soul mate with sweetness, describe the prospect of happiness with happiness, look forward to your future life with happiness, and describe your love with beauty. In this hot season, I am glad to have your love! 14, there is a sentence that has been suppressed for a long time. I want to say it and swallow it. I can't help it I just wanted to tell you by texting. Please be patient, it's cold and put on more clothes. In fact, what I want to say is that I love you! 15, I picked five stars on the horizon for you. 1☆ means I miss you. 2☆ means I love you. 3☆ means I want to kiss you. 4☆ means I want to hug you. 5☆ means I want to be with you forever. 16, you have the gravity of the earth, attracting my pursuit power. You have the charm of summer and give me courage. You have gentle resources and strength to promote my fantasy. You encourage love, and I will try to make you sweeter. 17, I love the party, and I wish the party a prosperous career; I am patriotic, and the former country developed rapidly and prospered; I love the people and wish them a prosperous life. I love you, and I hope your text messages are exactly the same. 18, if you are the wind, I would like to be your kite, flying higher and higher, flying farther and farther, and that silk thread in your hand is the witness of our love; If you are the sea, I would like to be a pebble, how deep it sinks, and life and death are in your heart! 19, it's very cold in early winter, but I'm not afraid of cold. I'm afraid you will ignore me. No matter how cold the day is, no matter how hot the stove is, it can't compare with your hug. Come on, honey, give me a hug, give me warmth and strength! 20. Secretly write love letters during class, secretly put gifts during recess, secretly take photos during recess, secretly leave messages in the notebook, secretly follow behind when eating, secretly sit opposite when eating, secretly make phone calls on weekends, and secretly send messages when sleeping. Let's be together in this life. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
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