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Wish is the wind! Happiness is plain sailing! Blessing is a boat! The wind of desire blows the boat full of blessings, raises the happy sail, floats to the happy you, and gently says to you: You are happy, so I am happy! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Everyone praises you for learning fast and eager to learn, and you are just like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you can imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You smell the mugwort again and have been drinking for longer. Delicious zongzi conveys ordinary love, tastes realgar and prays for good luck. The Dragon Boat Festival has been passed down from generation to generation, and people are healthy every year. I wish you and your family a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

On the fifth day of May, the Dragon Boat Festival arrived, and thousands of miles of blessings arrived in an instant, sending you the thoughts of Zongzi: I wish you a happy mood, smooth work, rolling financial resources, sweet friendship and love, and a beautiful and happy life.

When you receive this message, please open the window and look up at the sky. You will see a lucky bird like me, carrying a basket and very tired. Please take back the heavy ones and fill them with my Dragon Boat Festival wishes!

On May 5th, it is a good time to celebrate the festival in Duanyang. Paddle, add fuel to the flames, rowing in all directions; Drink realgar, wear sachets, sterilize and prevent diseases, and protect health; Dou Zongxiang, Mulan Tang, happy blessing Guan Qunfang! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Tips for life: wrap your mobile phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as lovely as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I wish you a career as fast as a dragon boat, a warm family, an elegant personality, a magnificent momentum and happiness as sticky rice!

Miss your smile, taste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my mania, think about my needs, or kill you early, Zongzi, happy holidays!