Just kidding, texting makes people happy.

Just kidding, texting makes people happy.

Just kidding, texting makes people happy. In daily life, people always contact or use short messages. There are various types of short messages, which can be touching, exciting and humorous. The following is a short message I arranged as a joke to make people happy. Welcome to reading.

Text messages as jokes make people happy. Mike: Sorry, teacher, I'm late. I dreamed of a football match. Teacher: Then why did it make you late? Mike: Because the two teams were tied, they played overtime.

2, men are afraid: afraid that the young lady is sick, afraid that the lover is pregnant, afraid that the masses will write letters, afraid that the wife will commit suicide. What are you afraid of?

3. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

4. A woman blushes five times in her life: the first time; The first time with her husband; Not a husband for the first time; When collecting money for the first time; I paid for the first time.

In the street, a beautiful lady said to me, "One hundred dollars is not the kind of person you think. Tonight, 200 dollars is yours, and tonight, 300 dollars is yours. You must never treat me as a person. Four hundred dollars is how many people you want to take tonight, and five hundred dollars is not for me!"

6. I dare not miss you. The last time I miss you, God sighs, Colombia fell to the ground, and the United States lost billions, but I still can't help but miss you!

7. I think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; My heart stopped when it was sunny.

8. Where there are plenty of grass in the sea, why do you have a crush on a grass? As long as you look hard, there is always a better one than her.

9. The store sells plaid pajamas with numbers. Clinton was very surprised. The salesman explained: If a flea bites you at night, you can say to your lover, "Levin, please catch it in the box 17."

10, friend, why are you surprised? If it stays on your head, it is a dark cloud of thunder and lightning; Then, after the rain clears, everything will be calm again.

1 1. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

12, a girl is like a person's shadow. If you chase her and cling to her, she will always be in front of you. When you turn around, she stares at you instead.

13, wait for a subway for five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; The moon is full for one month; One spring goes and spring comes; Miss one of your life! But a word of concern only takes one second: it's cold, so put more grass in the pen.

14, you have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and even the posture of farting is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?

15, I want to climb the mountain, hoping to meet you in the thick fog in the morning, but I'm worried that my heavy breathing will scare you away ~ ~ Are you a grasshopper or a cricket? I dreamt about you accidentally ~ ~

16, love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area; It's painful to think about it, and it's sad to think about it. When will I pay for it and turn it on again? Horizontal approval: dreams come true

Text messages as jokes make people happy. 2 1. I finally know why the feet are always cold, because the legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

2. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, and things like that are always done when I am full.

All rich children in Korean dramas have a disease, that is, they must fall in love with poor girls.

4, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

5. Slowly, you will find that those hurdles that you can't get through are actually not big hurdles. You can't wear them just because your legs are short!

6. If God doesn't give you what you want, it's not because you deserve better, but because you don't.

7. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming has never appeared in middle school textbooks. I know that fool can't get into high school!

8. Dreams when you are young determine the future, so you'd better sleep a little while you are young.

9. When I saw a good resume, I called him: "Is it convenient for an interview?" He: "Sorry, I'm not. I am ham sausage. "

10, "Is there a pie in the sky?" "Yes!" "What job?" "Be the tortoise in the wishing pool!"

1 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

12, the head teacher said to us: "Actually, I don't object to your falling in love, but you should remember to find a responsible person and let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming? " There has been no puppy love in our class since then!

13. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Too much pocket money is controlled.

14, I got zero in the exam, and I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" The deskmate replied coldly, "All your questions are wrong."

15, it is said that girls are made of water, and they are gentle and won't lose their temper. Me, too, but I am Sprite, so I have to hold them, and I can't shake them, or I can't fall, or they will easily explode.

16, in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

17, I understand the truth, but I can't help but turn around when I hear others calling for beauty.

18, if you can't find someone, don't always complain, think more about your own reasons-maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.

19. Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

20. I used to think that because playboy is handsome, I can't find a handsome husband; Now that I am mature, I feel that I can't find the ugly ones, because the ugly ones are not only gaudy, but also ugly!

2 1. When I was a child, I always wrote a sentence at the end: Ah, this is really an unforgettable day. In retrospect, I seem to have forgotten everything!

The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

23. Why does grandma like her granddaughter-in-law, but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

24, let a dead group live, just need a red envelope. Let a living group die, only need a class teacher.

25. Boys stay single for a long time to see who is Diusim, and girls stay single for a long time to see who is love rat!

26. Your parents urge you to get married early because they know your true level very well. Even if you don't get married, you won't get anything mixed up.

27. It is said that people will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!