Funny Christmas Eve greetings

I heard that you like the sea. So I chose to wait until now.

1. If you can’t afford the children’s shoes that Apple Sixth Generation gave me on Christmas Eve, you can just give me six bags of apples!

2. If you don’t receive them from me on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day Gift, please don't doubt our feelings, I'm just poor.

3. On Christmas Eve, watch the tycoon giving away apples, watch the goddess collecting apples, and watch funny people eating apples.

4. People who are alone are most afraid of the holidays. Apart from turkeys, the person who dislikes Christmas the most in the world must be me.

5. I am not afraid of spending Christmas alone, I am only afraid of the people I like and other people.

6. Dear Santa Claus, I don’t want sugar, I don’t want chocolate, and I don’t want new clothes. Please put my lover in my big sock on Christmas Eve and keep your head outside. Thank you.

7. A quick calculation shows that, as expected, no one will give you apples on Christmas Eve and no one will accompany you on Christmas Day.

8. I hope that Santa Claus can stuff the answers to the final exams of each subject into the socks on my bedside on Christmas Eve.

9. The only thing more sad than not receiving apples on Christmas Eve is probably not being able to give away apples.

10. It is said that all the pretty people have already started to receive Christmas gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But then I looked in the mirror again, just in case someone was blind.

11. "Christmas is coming, what should I give you?" "It's very simple, just have you!"

12. Your Christmas is mine. Christmas robbery.

13. Valentine’s Day is celebrated by myself, Christmas Eve is celebrated by myself, Christmas is celebrated by myself, and if I have the ability, you also let me pass the exam by myself.

14. Grandpa Christmas, I’ll give you a daughter-in-law, but you can give me a man!

15. Christmas asked New Year’s Day before he died, asking why he didn’t let me stay a little longer. I said with a smile on New Year's Day, because you don't have a holiday~

16. No matter how many oranges and apples others give you, they can't be worth a "Merry Christmas" from you.

17. This year, I want to give Grandpa Santa and Grandma Santa so that next year I can receive double gifts!

18. Whoever gives me a Christmas gift, I will give it to My deskmate gave it to her (him)!

19. My Christmas wish is: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

20. My child, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas gift for you. What... your house doesn’t have a chimney? Why don’t you go buy one!

21. I miss you. Laugh, miss your coat, miss your white socks, filled with Christmas gifts.

22. If an old man throws you into a bag on Christmas Day, don't be afraid, because the Christmas gift I want is you.

23. You don’t need money to buy gifts on Christmas Eve, you just need a hug, whether it’s love or friendship.

24. Before Christmas, woman: "Will you give me an apple for Christmas?" Man: "Yes, definitely." Woman: "Okay, I want white, 5s"