Jokes, enough hilarious text messages.

Are you still counting sheep? Westerners use the subconscious to hypnotize by counting sheep. Sheep's English is sheep, which is close to sleeping, so counting sheep all the time is actually sleeping with yourself repeatedly. Sheep have no homophonic relationship with sleep in Chinese, so no matter how many you count, you are unlikely to fall asleep. However, if you really want to fall asleep, we can change the word-jiaozi jiaozi.

Today, I received a short message from a swindler asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. Half an hour later, I replied conveniently: 5000 yuan has been deposited, please check it. Later, I received a reply: "I went to the bank three times and haven't received your money, you liar!" " "

A: "I used to play chess with your father. Once, your father had only one elephant left, and I had only one scholar left. So, I suggested that elephants and people cross the river, and your father agreed. Your father will use his image as me, and I will use your father. Your father used his image as me again, so I used your father again. Your father is like me and I am like your father. Your father is like me, and I am your father. B: Get out! (

There is a man climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, happy birthday. . .

Since all the women in the room have changed their names to Madame Curie, I don't want to be an otaku-please call me Picasso!

There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……

Asking how much you can worry about is like watching an actress. Sitting up in a dying disease, an almond came out of the wall. Stop and sit in the maple forest late, and the frost leaves shame the February flowers. The son of heaven couldn't get on the boat, so he laughed on the world of mortals. The shemale doesn't know how bitter it is to explode chrysanthemums, but she still sings backyard flowers across the river. Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, the teacher doesn't worry about the old woman. Before going to bed, the bright moon, lights, clothes, lost land, in bed, cool! The sky is gray, the wind is blowing, and the pants are busy.

I don't even believe in punctuation. Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't need to tear my heart out. 4. the effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke. 6. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 7. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and then they broke up and became "It".

A student went to the toilet and found that he didn't bring a paper towel. He couldn't wait for someone, and his mobile phone was in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. It is said that there was silence for a long time, and later ... his classmates received such a short message in class: Dear China Mobile User, your classmate XXX is in the toilet and asked you to send him a paper towel. For details, please consult information 10086.

After school at noon, I'm going to eat in the canteen. On the way, I received a text message saying, "Dad, I am with the opposite sex. Please remit 5000 yuan to officer Wang's agricultural bank card (card number) as soon as possible. If the influence is bad, don't call and tell others ... "Everyone understood the meaning of this short message, so they prepared to give him a silence and replied," Baby, dad has been short of money recently. You must stick to it. "