Humorous words to persuade wine

1, if you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

2, can drink beer liquor, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

3, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea!

4. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so drink a glass of wine quickly.

5, can't drink, no future. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training. Drink only drinks, not leaders. Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary. If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents. Halfway through, the promotion is still early. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

6, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

7. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.

8. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

9, thick eyebrows, big eyes and moustache, drinking is absolutely unambiguous.

10, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

1 1, you are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life! ?