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Choose your own topic, create a short message and send it to your classmates or friends for evaluation.
However, when China keeps our friendship, heaven is still our neighbor. When have you seen it?
There are faint poems in the long clouds, endless joy in the faint poems, and my gentle greetings in the endless joy.
A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A friendship, a lifelong concern.
Mom, I used to be a loving bird around you, but today it brings you a bouquet of fragrant roses.
L: Monday (March 30th). Shower.
Yesterday morning, Zhou Yong, a native of Nankeng Town, our county, sent me a short message with my self-selected fund, asking me to help him modify his two words on the self-selected number plate. One is the so-called "Liu, a historical monument with optional license plates", and the other is the so-called "Jiangyue, a theme optional in the west". I didn't see his message until afternoon. After reading it twice, I found that his two songs were still not written according to the corresponding lyrics. I replied to him: "Say hello. Two words received. " At 8: 00, Zhou Yong sent a text message with an optional license plate number: "
Teacher: I hope you can take time out of your busy schedule to review the elective modules. The descendants of Axe Zheng will submit the third phase of Shenzhen optional license plate. Thank you again for your work. I replied to his optional license plate number: "Sorry, I don't (will) spend a lot of money on myself"? I won't change it just to learn the word spectrum. After I change the license plate once, I will change it again without choosing the license plate, because it is not worth my voluntary labor for a person who really wants to learn and doesn't choose the license plate (let him choose the theme). "
By this morning, Zhou Yongfa sent another short message from the Hong Kong Girls Gallery: "
Teacher: Your answer is straightforward, your words are staggering, your ability and political integrity are valuable, and your words are thought-provoking. Straight man. Thank you. Goodbye! "
I replied to him: "In fact, when I first saw your three exercises of learning words two years ago, I was delighted, thinking that I had found a talent who could make a difference by choosing the license plate number. So, although you still don't understand that the optional module should fill in words according to the word spectrum, I modified a Shenzhen optional license plate for you and published it in a journal to encourage new people. However, I didn't expect that two years later, you still haven't learned the Chinese character spectrum, and there is almost no progress. Moreover, you always want to rely on others and my self-selected fund to modify and publish your vocabulary for you, so as to enjoy the good name of your own license plate. This idea is very unhealthy. Anyone who doesn't want to carve his own license plate and study hard will never succeed and have no hope in choosing his own theme. Rely on others to modify blindly.
People who work will never make real progress. Dependence is not humility, but laziness and fear of difficulties, which is a great disrespect for the labor of those who have helped him. So I don't want to modify anything to create a theme. If you don't fill in the so-called license plate number according to the vocabulary, I have no objection, but you can only entertain yourself and not go to the table. You should take care of yourself. I said a little too much, but I hope it will be good for you to choose modules in the future. You don't have to reply to me anymore. It took me a lot of time to answer your question. Excuse me! "
It takes 337 characters for me to reply to his short message with optional license plate number, and I have to press 1500 on my mobile phone to complete it. It took me nearly 20 minutes to get the optional license plate number. My mobile phone can't directly input Chinese characters with the pen of the license plate.
"Points, weeks to answer me.
Teacher: serious and interesting. Thank you. Goodbye. Bye. "
I mentioned in the above short message that the word I revised for Zhou Yongfa with the Hong Kong Girl Gallery in front of the shopping mall was "Beautiful Old District of Linjiang County" written by Zhou Yongfa after he participated in the theme activity of collecting wind in Zhangjiafang Lane in May 2009, and published on page 1 15 of the second issue of Luxi License Plate Number Poetry printed last year. Since last year, Zhou Yong has sent me more than ten short messages to modify his "words". I have warned him many times that if you really want to be a poet, you should study hard to write words by word, instead of always letting others modify your license plate.
Among the poetry friends in our county, Zhou Yongfa is not the only one who doesn't fill in the lyrics according to the lyrics, and there are several others. Moreover, some old poets have long held leadership positions in poetry organizations, and sometimes they are not strict. ...
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