Group texting on April fool's day

In our daily life, April 1 is April Fool's Day. This is a very happy festival, and many people will make some entertaining remarks on this day. Let's share the group text messages on April Fool's Day.

On April Fool's Day, I sent a group message 1 1. I am waiting for you at your door, with a lot of things in my hand, all the food and play are ready, and I am ready to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Look at the earthquake message quickly. It's Qiangyuan this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

Test your IQ on April Fool's Day (April 1 Sunday). Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

Life is wonderful because of friends, and my life is dreamy and meaningful because of the embellishment of these friends. I often give my friends homework, and my friends never leave me alone. No, my friend said he would also give me singing homework. I readily agreed. If it is a big deal, I will sing a song. Who knows that he arranged a personal concert in the toilet on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, my friend, you must come and join us!

You are a bad boy, and you won't pay for stealing. People chase you every day and laugh all over the sky. One day I will catch you and punish you for life. Honey, don't be angry. I am willing to be cheated by you. I just want to love you every day and stay with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Send me a short message today about the fool you met or saw. In the evening, I will choose the most interesting one and charge him 100 yuan. Believe it or not! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. What are you busy with, classmate? Let me tell you some good news. I saw my girlfriend again, beautiful and amazing. Come and see me at noon today. Come and judge me. You come to talk to me, and I'll come to see you if I have something in my heart. 4. 1 April Fool's Day: You are a fool if you don't come!

8. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither too early nor too late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I feel I can't breathe without you today. I feel that the sky is falling, and I am very lost. Ah, my friend, come to me and let me use my powerful fool technology! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, March 7, Girls' Day, flip through the calendar, there is no boys' day, bear with it! On March 8, Women's Day, I flipped through the calendar. There was no Women's Day, so I put up with it! On March 9, I was furious with the perpetual calendar. Jiang Tian, who didn't protect his father, had to endure it again! Seeing April Fool's Day in April 1, you secretly laughed: finally you have a holiday of your own. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, you are an affectionate "mimosa", a lively "dog-tail flower", an undyed "frog" emerging from the mud, and a "prawn" in my heart. April Fool's Day is coming. I warmly greet you: Are you happy now?

12, I just saw a man who looks like you on the road. Actually, it's not particularly similar, just a little. Well, to be honest, it doesn't look like it at all. Actually, I didn't go out at all today, and I didn't see anyone. Actually, I just want to talk to you. Anyway, are you happy today? Today is your exclusive festival. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, a woman said to her best friend, "I like being with you best, and being with you is my happiest time." My best friend said happily, "Haha, because I am full of positive energy." The woman added, "Because you are short and fat, have no boyfriend and are two years older than me, there is no pressure to walk with you." Happy April Fool's Day here!

April 1 day, April Fool's Day, April 65438 1 day, I cheated money, money, romantic love and hugs, and my silly dog Doby Bird. I'm so stupid, I'm still laughing when I'm fooled, watching the SMS and clapping!

15, people who feel happy are "really happy"! People who think they are smart are "really stupid". April Fool's Day is here, buddy. Are you happy? I wish you feel smart.

16. According to the national regulations, all communication workers have to attend study and training today, so your mobile phone can't be connected because of poor signal. In this case, please put it in boiling water for 250 seconds. Happy April Fool's Day!

17, a ringing bell reminds people to wake up and sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Confirm that you are the suspect XXX who fled n years ago. You are under the control of the police. Please turn yourself in to the police station immediately. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

19, happiness needs simple sowing, life needs warm watering, and feelings need short message communication. To spend a dime, I wish you a "fool" every year!

20. I was really happy last night. I touched it left and right and had sex with the fairy. The egg cake was on the bar. Life is so heroic, silver dollar is at the waist, happy dreams are made every day, and wife and children are healthy and happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, April Fool's Day, people are stupid, happy and happy. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I didn't know how to cherish many opportunities before me until I found it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed and looked forward to it, and finally I waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!

On this great day, let's have a rest together! Then call the boss in the evening and wish him a happy April Fool's Day. Isn't this a great idea? Remarks: I am not responsible for wage deduction! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

24. If someone confesses to you today, don't refuse it as a joke, because many people are willing to tell the truth today. Don't let the beautiful fate miss, don't turn a blind eye to the happy love. Happy April Fool's Day!

25, April fool's day to text busy, fools juggle. Clever tricks are constantly gullible, which leads to the spread of laughter. Don't panic when you receive the text message. Don't be nervous when you identify it carefully. Seriously consider whether it is true or not, and smile happily. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day group sends SMS 2 1. I am a one-winged angel. Only by embracing each other can I spread my wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

2. I would like to dedicate this short message to all the friends, young and not young, urban and rural, stupid and silly, who are intoxicated with the happiness of April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is your festival, my fool, Confucius said, the fool is blessed. April Fool's Day, April 1, I wish you a fool good luck, drink Wahaha every day and have a Pepsi.

4. Dialogue between pig and puppy: Brother Dog, what do you want to do in your next life? Dog: I want to be a man. What about you? Pig: I still like being a pig. A few years later, the dog's wish didn't come true, but the pig learned to read short messages!

5, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will evaporate, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money, and nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.

6. Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were deceived! Happy holidays!

7. There are plenty of grass in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!

8. Yesterday, someone said that your IQ was like a pig, and I was angry on the spot! Had a fight with him. Don't people know that I don't know you? You are too kind to disgrace the name of the pig.

9. Money is a double-edged sword. You can buy a house but not a home. You can buy marriage but you can't buy love; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Now, give me all your money and let me suffer alone!

10, heaven and earth as evidence, sun and moon as mirror, my love for you will never change! As long as the sky is still there, my yearning is there; As long as the horizon is still there, our feelings are there; Do you know how much I love you? Renminbi.

1 1, big brother, stop touching it! You touched the top and the bottom, and your hair fell out. Such tender skin, you have touched all the water! How do you want me to sell it later? These peaches are all fresh, don't buy them!

12, cook, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I am in charge of the accounts. I'll do anything you want!

13, right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

15, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

16. Since I met you, the Nile is no longer long, the Rhine is no longer romantic, the Don is no longer quiet, the Volga River no longer needs trackers, and the Yangtze River no longer flows eastward. Camel, you are a green boat in the desert.

17, if you want to be stupid, you must be stupid with level, quality, taste, happiness, harmony, sweetness, kindness, spirit and April Fool's humor!

18, women in the new century: enter the hall, go out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house and beat hooligans.

19 in fact, yogurt is a very nutritious food, which has many benefits for people: drinking it directly can protect the stomach; Apply to the face, you can beauty and skin care; But no one washes their hair with it like you!

20. Dear users: Today, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please fall to the ground as hard as possible, and the mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, April fool's day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't be afraid of being "stupid", because you are not a "person". I send my sincere wishes on this "festival" day. Move your little front paws quickly and accept the "happy" message I sent you!

23. The wind flying over the flowers is a constant drag on you. No one knows how painful this yearning is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up mercilessly. Your figure is always dancing in my heart, which makes me intoxicated.

24, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight. Happy holidays, hehe!

25. I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He has been slapping you behind your back. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day.

26. This information is purely harassing information! Warning: If you are still awake, go to sleep. If you just slept, turn over and go back to sleep. If you sleep for a long time, go to the bathroom to sleep. If you really don't want to sleep, just pick up your mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

27. My family name is I love you, my first name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby! Happy April Fool's Day!

28. The quality of Fubao depends on the reading effect: read carefully for a few seconds, articulate, have correct eyes, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

29, you are not the wind, I am not the sand, and I will never reach the end of the world; You are not a cigarette, I am not a match, and no matter how you rub it, it will not spark; You are not time, I am not time, and I can't reach the horizon anymore.

In the middle of the night, Bush saw * * standing in front of his bed and criticizing his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! * * jilted to jilt chest-length beard, grinning, said, lucky, you are so confident!

3 1, childhood games are life, and life is a game when you grow up; Children's toys are friends, and friends are toys when they grow up; When I was a child, I entertained myself, and when I grew up, I entertained people who read short messages-you were fooled, and punishment: be happy for a lifetime!

When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can chop, chop, chop with a knife, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen. ...

33. A barber put the customer's head on the tap and washed his hair fiercely. The customer was in pain and asked, "Is there anyone outside?" "What are you doing?" "If there is no one, you can kill me with a razor."

34. April Fool's Day is here. In order to have fun with you stupidly, I sincerely send this short message to you stupidly, which is endless. I wish you a happy "happy" person: you are capable, stupid, naive and stupid; To a fool, life is like water.

Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is that all actions that are not aimed at fools are hooligans. We should always adhere to the four basic principles of fools. You can be stupid. If you are stupid, you will be happy. I wish you the dumber and happier you are!

36. Note: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning! Please pay attention! Here is the first one: you are a beautiful, beautiful, handsome and devil-shaped lover!

37. An orangutan came to the zoo, which was extremely ugly. Tourists didn't spit when they saw it. The first day, I went to see it, and I threw up. The next day, you went to see the orangutan and threw up. I wonder why the gap between people is so big!

38. There is a famous saying, which is hard to be confused. There is a saying that it is a blessing to suffer. There is a story that fools move mountains. There is a joke that a stupid man married a handsome wife. Whether smart or stupid, happiness is the first element. April Fool's Day, Happy April Fool's Day!

39. You are an honest man, with a low profile, simple life, simple thoughts and no rhetoric. Fortunately, I don't fall in love with my mother, otherwise I ... I fall in love with you so plain. What a thing!

40. The monkey came panting and shouted, "Mother pig, mother pig, don't read the message. Your third child fell into the pigsty. Go and save him. " Mother pig was surprised and put her mobile phone in her pocket. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

I firmly believe that my love for you can stand the test of "roasting" like a hot dog on the fire.

2. It will be very painful for a man to go to work in the wrong line; When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

3, let me say: I like you like this! Tell me if you can: I like you!

You and my mother fell into the water at the same time, so I'll save you first! Hee hee, my mother taught me to swim! )

5. I will give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.

6. If you don't love me, I'm worried. The world is full of beautiful women, but not as gentle as you!

7. Time: a lifetime; Location: No matter where; Person: me, you; Event: Big baby loves little baby.

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

9. Red banknotes connect you and me, and houses and cars combine you and me. Can someone tell me what true love is?

10, I met you purely by providence and fell in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, I am depressed by thinking of you, and I am satisfied by getting you.

1 1. A man went to a hotel to check in, and it took 800 yuan to call two young ladies. As a result, three people fought for the landlord all night, and the man won more than 2000 yuan!

12, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, old cows like young grass, and good horses don't eat grass back. There are many herbs in the world, and they become grass as soon as they get married.

13, the head of the team proposed it to the face, but the face resolutely refused. The colonel asked why, and looked away: you like to change your face and are not single-minded about your feelings.

14, a good marriage gives you a good experience, a bad marriage gives you a bad experience, and a bad marriage gives you a pair of children and bills.

15, I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am healthy, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but full, especially your smile is beautiful.

16, the weather changes really fast, and the cold wind comes quietly. Just eat more and sleep more, and wait for no one to go out. Don't complain that human beings are too bad, and the current market price is not lazy. Drink more water before you leave, it won't be liked by the host.

17, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

18, I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

19, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Was taken away by * *!

20. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

2 1, I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas, I still miss you.

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will finish reading it.

23. Even if you don't do anything, I want to take a photo and send it to you when I make a mask at home. Rogue said you saw me like this, too. I'm sorry not to be together.

24, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

25, you are a little aura, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little alcoholic, and I will not be angry if you are angry.

26, lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in the eyes of lovers. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

Yesterday, God gave me two choices: Aristotle's achievements, or you. I didn't become Aristotle, so think about it. What did I choose?

28. When I met you, they were exactly the same; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want happiness; Hook up with you, and the fate will be fixed!

29. I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

30. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you so that you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

3 1, two people send text messages to convey affection, which is called faith and love. They are narcissistic if they only accept it, unrequited love if they only accept it, love if they accept it, and love if they often accept it.

32. Being silent, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, abnormal facial features, disowning six relatives, ignorant, imposing on all sides, unable to sit still for nine times, is very useless.

33. Weave a sweater with the horizon and give it to you. No matter where you go, you will never leave my sight. Knit a sweater with your eyes and give it to you. Wherever you go, I will see you.

Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. After the waves move on, they will die on the beach. " Give it up!

35. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night; You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

36. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

37. You said I was ugly and grumpy and left on the side of the road, but you just married me home. I want to say to you-husband, it's really hard for you in this life!

38. I was born useful, but I can't understand it! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. Get up at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and he will understand after eating the cake (it will be a surprise to try to read the third word of each sentence).

39. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the food market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

40. I know But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me.