Does anyone have any classic text messages?

When the New Year comes, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hold her, and the money floats towards you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it... 2. My wife is my home. Lovers are flowers; you pay your salary to your family, and you buy flowers with your bonus; you go home when you are sick, and look at the flowers when you are well; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don’t forget to water the flowers. 3. I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; have a good trip, but you may get lost along the way; may you go well all the way, but may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and you deserve to faint from laughter! 4. If beauty is a sin, you are already guilty! If being sexy is a mistake, you've made it again and again! If being smart is punished, wouldn't you be cut to pieces? ! Happy New Year in advance to the most beautiful woman in the world! 5. I hope you will be as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your butt is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and making little bubbles of happiness! Wish you a happy New Year and may all your wishes come true! Hey! 6. New Year’s Day is coming, and I wish you a good mood: No matter how watery the sea is, no matter how majestic the mountains are, no matter how many legs the spider has, no matter how spicy the pepper is, no matter how evil Osama bin Laden is, or how tired the United States is, in short you are the most beautiful and happy. Never regret! 7. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you, be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy, treat this person to dinner and give generous gifts, and then the God of Wealth will take care of you. 8. I won’t send you any gifts on New Year’s Day this year. I’ll send you a text message instead. May health and happiness be with you forever, may happiness stick to you, and I want to tell you, the God of Wealth has set his sights on you! ! 9. I wish you a happy new year: good things come in pairs, you are the most beautiful when you go out, you are the king in the world, better than Qin Shihuang; everyone supports you, you eat meat and drink soup, and the money goes straight into your pocket. 10. I wish you that in the new year: your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, your money will be endless, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, your romance will be like a musical score, and your happiness will belong to you. 11. New Year's Day is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, if you can't reach it, stand up and be respected by others, play tricks, if you can't eat, take it back! www.xiaohua286.cn 12. I wish you that in the new year, you will get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career will climb the Hongta Mountain, your lover will be better than Ashima, and your wealth will be all over the Greater China. 13. In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a wealth of money and a hair as fat as a pig; a body as strong as a bear; a sweet love as beautiful as a bee; good luck as abundant as ox hair; and a prosperous career like a roc. 14. Weather forecast: In 2003 you will encounter money, rain, luck, wind, love, fog, friendship, luck, health, cream, happiness, thunder, safety, and hail. Please note that they will surround you throughout the year. 15. Choose a lover who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey. , Colleagues should work hard and have no temper, and friends should choose pig-headed and dog-brained ones with runny noses. Wipe your nose quickly after the Chinese New Year, and celebrate the New Year cleanly. 16. Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares about you. ! The Bodhisattva loves you! If you ask for clouds, you will get clouds, if you ask for rain, you will get rain. Flowers and wine, gold everywhere. 17. I wish you pretty every day, happy every moment, healthy every minute, lucky every second, never alone, and lots of money! happy new year! 18 , A zero score on the exam is called a duck egg, a person who does bad things is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who gets fired is called a fuck, alas is called a loser, egg