Funny confession sentence

if you express yourself in sweet words, you can be a little funny. Here are the funny confession sentences I compiled. Welcome to read.

1. Hey, bring some salt. I said, shall we go to the civil affairs bureau to register and get a red notebook after dinner? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing marriage ... Who said you can't propose marriage when cooking ... I haven't said those three words yet? What three words four words ... Hey, get a pot of oil!

2. Let's have a baby, shall we?

3. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

4. I don't think you're a qualified blue face. You'd better be my wife!

5. Not every pig can receive the message "I love you", but you did. Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

6. Hello, I have bought you a ticket to happiness in life. Please get on the bus now, and secretly tell you that the owner is me.

7. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, it will be mine for the rest of your life.

8. Hey, that person, I want the world to say that I have contracted for you for the rest of my life. You're welcome.

9, I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang, Wei Long, just pick and eat.

1. Dear, I am terminally ill. I can only see your figure in my eyes and hear your voice in my ears. My mind is only your memory, and my heart is full of your name. I am afraid that you are the only antidote to this "terminal illness"!

11. I don't need any reason to love you. You have to believe that this is destiny takes a hand, and the so-called providence cannot be violated, so you'd better follow me.

12. Don't worry, you won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years, and I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of my birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win a special prize of 1 million yuan.

13. It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

14. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do. Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

15. Good flowers are planted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

16. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just wait for your word. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will get divorced.

17. Even if it is the end of the world, I will love you.

18. The man said, "Shall we go to transfer the ownership tomorrow? "The woman said," What household have you visited? "The man said," You sit on the left and I sit on the right to take a photo and post it. " Female: "Silence, silence ..." The man said: "It's really impossible to do a notarization first.

19. The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled with your name.

2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the vine, I am the melon, and if you don't love me, I commit suicide.

21. The distance between us is only one heart. You have me and I have you. Holding your hand, giving me the magic of love, telling you that I love you, wholeheartedly cherish each other.

22. I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. It is expected that I will miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn into a big dream in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you.

23. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love for me, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

24. I love the moon, its purity, its brightness and its roundness. I love you, love you really, love you good, love you beautiful.

25. I miss you as much as I can, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

26. Do you want to make a mistake and make a lasting regret? Here comes the opportunity.

27. Girl, just follow your uncle.

28. Honey, just sign my household registration book and put it on the spouse column.

29. What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or is it because I asked you to marry me … I don't understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

3. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in Animal Anatomy. After we get married, we will start our own business and open a stall selling pork in the food market. I will cut the meat and you will receive the money.

31. My greatest luck in this life is knowing you, but my greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you won't meet another person who loves you as much as I do.

32. The whole meaning of my life is to meet you at this moment.

33. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, robbed my love, cheated my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

34. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

35. I once had a love from a thief Ranaha before my eyes, but I didn't pay any attention to it. Now I regret it! I want to shout out loudly now: love tiger oil!

36. Dear, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life. I am bored in a moment without you. Please marry me.

37, you are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn for you, happiness can only be counted if you give me the world.

38. Dear, since I met you, I have been like a cabbage for three or nine days. If you don't reply to text messages, I'm like a cabbage soaked in a vinegar jar-heart (acid); If you don't answer my phone, I'm like a cabbage crushed by a wheel. You take the initiative to call, and I am a cabbage cut by a knife.

39. Don't worry, you won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years, and I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of my birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win a special prize of 1 million yuan.

4. When I passed the drugstore, I turned several turns in my mind and thought of you: I felt more and more like a "medicine bottle". Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you.

41. You little leprechaun have poisoned me with your love poison, but you refuse to give me the antidote! I'm dying! ! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!