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How do I edit a short message to tell all my contacts that I want to change my number?

Send a text message to tell all contacts that I want to change my number:

1, new number Huicun

2. Hello, excuse me! Am I? Because? Reason, changed the mobile phone number. Now change your mobile phone number to? I hope you can inform me in time. I am deeply sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you. "

3, report to the boss, because of the long-term high telephone bill, can not meet the difficulties, wages for a long time, down-to-earth, barefoot at present. In the past, communication business flourished. Today, I want to do something for myself. I use a one-way fee package. I have a long-term plan, that is, to buy a pair of environmentally friendly slippers, so that I can step on watermelon skin and skate wherever I want.

4. In order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, we came to a three-happiness ceremony and officially launched a new number dedicated to XXX. ......

Honey, we can talk on the phone for a while in the future. As long as you call from the company, we can talk about it until our mouths are worn out. Those rotten and hairy old things, although taken out to bask in the sun, are full of "Li Sao"! Any reliable news is closely related to any trouble.

6, new number, new weather, never turn off the phone, always in the service area, always have a signal, do not welcome Unicom's short messages!

7. One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.