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Classic lines of pre-divorce rules
How can you be a virgin? If I had known that I was going to get married after sleeping with you for one night, I wouldn't have done it.
Do you think that man really wants to live with you, or just wants to play for a while? If he wants to play, he will divorce you if he is tired of playing. It doesn't matter to boys, but it's hard to find girls after divorce.
3. Now, it is best to engage in an object without economic strength, love and economic strength. But love conflicts with economic strength, and economic strength is dominant. Poor couples are always sad and finally fight for money.
Nowadays, marriage must be based on material things. Marriage without material things will be torn down.
Meeting for the first time these days is more difficult than winning the lottery.
6. I don't want to live a good life without love.
7. We are not casual people. How can we be casual when we are together?
8. Hugs and kisses are all proper scenes, so don't take them to heart.
9. Great, Wen Hao. Look at it. I don't see what's good about this. Judgment? What? Judgment. That woman was sentenced to life imprisonment? Warden's employment certificate.
10, Arqie said to Fan Xiao, "I will be your person in the future.". I will be yours. You are the only one for me. I will slap him in the face. I just want to walk with you sincerely.
1 1, Man: Wife, what about your job? W: I will try my best to find a job and be your strong backing. Man: That's my good wife. Woman: Honey, what about my laptop?
12, this man is capable, and the woman is a bit in his eyes.
13, the standard of your happiness is measured by money.
14. Which is more important, face or husband and wife? We all know the truth, but in real life, we all seem to choose face impulsively. Don't lose your happiness because of face, it's not worth it.
15, single aristocrat, single is single, but I haven't seen where your aristocrat went!
16, if you like a man, you might as well like those cats and dogs.
17. What can I do except watch you on a sunny day?
18, money is a man's courage and a woman's face.
19, this money is a man's courage and a woman's face. Women have no money and are not afraid of anything; Men have no money and dare not do anything.
20. If I can't be provoked, I can't afford to hide.
2 1, a lifetime is so long, who won't meet a few scum, how can he become a child's mother without experiencing scum?
22. It is difficult to find a reliable man now. Sometimes I think that if you like a man, you might as well like some cats and dogs. Cats and puppies will at least not bother you, at least not hide from you. They will give you as much love as you give them.
23, you woman, mind your own business! What are you doing with other people's lives in this world? Other people's girlfriends are tall and thin. What temper is none of your business! You care what life the other two people lead! Tell him his girlfriend is not good, so you should take his place! It's also a side room! Be a person who doesn't provoke! Others think others are willing!
24. Some things about you are not that I don't know, but that I don't want to say. Anyway, as long as I don't see it, I won't dispute with you.
25. Marriage requires only two things, one is an ID card, and the other is a household registration book.
If I were a materialist, I would have been married long ago. I just want to find someone I like and be with someone I like, even if he has nothing! I just hope he can give me a shoulder to lean on when I am tired after a day's work, and I will be satisfied!
27. A man is a woman's first child.
Losing him alive is no different from dying. I might as well die.
29, this life is really not a book to understand, you have to savor it and feel it carefully.
30. He won't be impulsive this time, will he?
3 1, yo, before you became a boss, you could already do business.
32. I have preached to you twice, but I didn't expect to hear you two say that today. I am really inspired.
33. Is it easy to eat by car now? Do you take the bus or the subway? Why did you eat it?
34. I don't need to invest If I earned it, that's easy to say. I can't afford it if I accompany you. You, just prepare a big red envelope and give it to me when I open it. Don't blame the elder brothers for falling out!
35. You have nothing to do all day and ask me if I love you. Let me prove it to you. How can I prove it to you?
36, you said that the three of us got married, who is not hasty, who is not a flash marriage!
37. Don't underestimate the word "make do". My father, my mother, your father, your mother and his father have lived by this word for most of their lives.
38. There are not so many romantic things in marriage. Let's be realistic. There are daily necessities, vinegar and tea in life! Can we not live by romance every day?
39. To live is to make do with living together.
40. Daming, I think you've been acting strange all day. Have you ever shown nunchakus at home?
4 1, "make do" is a good word. Come on, let's make do with a drink.
42. In marriage, no one is the savior of anyone, and no one can change anyone. Only complete spiritual trust and understanding can maintain this marriage. In this society, not only men but also women should take responsibility.
43. Money is an asshole. We spend first and then earn.
44. Women usually clamor for equality between men and women, but after breaking up, they all become vulnerable groups. I think it's true. But you can't knock over all the women with one pole, and you dare not laugh in groups. Let's check our figures.
To outsiders, we have everything we want, but in fact only we know it. Yes, marriage is like shoes. Only you know whether it is suitable or not.
46. We live in a material age, and high prices and housing prices make it difficult for us to find jobs. Like middle-aged people, we have to scrimp and save for daily necessities. These cruel realities destroyed our dreams. In such a world, we lost ourselves and couldn't find our own direction. We often complain about life and even society.
47. Marriage cannot be maintained by love alone, but also requires full trust and understanding.
48. Don't think that physical derailment is unforgivable, and emotional derailment is also a kind of derailment. Emotional infidelity is a sad woman who kills with a soft knife and can't vent.
49. After something has happened to this man, he will always change. Zhao Yatong: Why do you have to go through something? If you experience something and change it, you will lose a lot.
Rules on divorce emotions before divorce.
1. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will drive your wife out of your life.
2, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in the winter, close to each other will hurt, not tight and cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live well!
Everyone is human, and you don't have to be human. The world is the world, there is no need to be careful; Love is love, and you can't plead humbly; Fate is fate, you can't go against your will; Friends, please follow the fate!
4. If there is a kind of smell in the world that makes people feel most uncomfortable, it is the smell of missing. If love is the hardest thing to understand in the world, it is even harder to understand the feeling of missing you. Do you know I'm thinking about you?
I think if two people really can't get along and quarrel every day, then divorce. After all, many personalities need two people to live together for a long time, and they will gradually emerge after experiencing many things. Everyone saw the trailer and thought it was good, but when they went to the cinema, they found it was a bad film. Or you think the film is not good, but others think it is too good for him. How inappropriate, without feelings, it is bound to be separated. This has nothing to do with responsibility. On the other hand, fighting may not be a standard. I have met people who are particularly quarrelsome but have a very good relationship. They like this heated debate and then make up. And the feelings maintained by family ties, I am very recognized. In my emotional cognition, those who have known each other for more than a month or two will start to turn to their families. The so-called responsibility maintenance means that there is no feeling, including affection, or even some hatred at first, but due to various reasons such as children, economic and social evaluation, they have to stay together in name only, and affection maintenance is the inevitable way for love to turn to eternity.
6. If giving up is a mistake, why did you dig so hard at the beginning, but left me countless missing spaces? You are so beautiful, I am intoxicated with you, choose to let go and love for you, and bless you forever!
7. Full and colorful balloons may have three different fates: floating into the air and finally disappearing; Sudden explosion, irreparable; Live quietly, and then slowly shrink, so does a full and colorful life.
When you can hold hands, please don't just hold hands. Please don't just hold hands when you can hug. When you can be together, please don't be separated easily. If you have to be apart, remember to keep in touch by texting often.
9. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know.
10. It is wrong to get married rashly. Never divorce rashly again. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.
1 1. Time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays all kinds of lingering feelings that love you. No matter day or night, there has never been any change, and it can withstand any form of experience. In the end, there is only eternal love.
12, married people live half-closed. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If you keep your eyes open for too long, or shine with a demon mirror for too long, I'm afraid even God will find fault.
13, you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die before your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will prepare a spare tire for the rest of your life.
14, if you get married in a hurry, you are willing to risk becoming an unfortunate person.
15 In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in winter. When they get close, they will hurt each other, not tight and cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live well!
16, you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die before your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will prepare a spare tire for the rest of your life.
17, if you get married in a hurry, you are willing to risk becoming an unfortunate person.
18, Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky but accompanied it day and night; The scenery never tells the eyes eternal but always beautiful; The stars never promise to give light to the night, but try to shine; I never talk to you about my thoughts, but I still care about you forever!
Classic lines of trying love before marriage
1. I got married with him in three days. It's impossible between us. It takes you three days to get married, which means you still have three days of single life. These three people are in your own hands.
If ten years later, your relationship with him is not good, and your children's homework is not very good, and you cook and wash clothes at home every day, you will remember that a person invited you to be his companion for three days ten years ago, but you are not responsible for it.
I promise you, I will let you come back before I get married. Don't let yourself regret your hurried life.
You will always be this unlucky person and always feel that others are very sorry for you.
Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, but if it doesn't end, love will be doomed.
6. What age is this? Who else is sorry for who?
7, eat, you are an animal, I eat, you are not as good as an animal.
8. That man is so boring. Do you still think that he is too great to stop bullets for you, but you have to meet a gun battle to stop bullets?
I'm getting married in three days, so I'll be your girlfriend for three days.
10, if you want to love him, you should hurt him first, because guilt is the best way to maintain love.
1 1, ten men with nine colors, one thinking.
12, together for seven years, neither knot nor divide.
13, love will gradually become feelings, and feelings will become human feelings. I'm embarrassed not to give it to me. I don't think it's worth it if I give it too much.
14, a sentence more than three times is hypocrisy.
15, love, like a climb, wakes up and everything becomes empty.
Jay Chou, you should go and see Yi Xiangjie.
17, stop drugs and tell him to give up drugs.
18, who I like is the most beautiful.
19, if you do something wrong, you will doubt others, and so will people with a guilty conscience.
20. Knowing other people's secrets will only satisfy your curiosity temporarily. If you master other people's secrets, you can control their lives.
2 1, feelings will turn into human feelings. I'm sorry for giving less, but I don't think it's worth giving more.
22. Female: Find two strong men to go crazy with you, and then go on the road after dinner.
M: Go indulge and leave some "beautiful" memories for yourself.
M: I'm getting married in three days.
W: Then I'll be your girlfriend for three days.
24.m: Marriage is the grave of love, but if it doesn't end, love will come to an end.
Woman: After seven years of dating, you will be separated if you don't get married. Sometimes love turns into feelings. Feelings will become human feelings. If you give less, you will feel embarrassed. If you pay more, you will feel worthless.
25. You know my wife's personality. She always thinks more of Xu Ziqi than herself, but I'm not Li Ka-shing.
Woman: That man is so bad that Mary still marries him? Nine out of ten men are bad, and one is about to go bad.
Classic lines after divorce
Classic lines after divorce
1. There is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, but you always know someone is waiting.
Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to wait for others.
I am afraid of love, but I am even more afraid of not getting love.
4, ask what is the world's love, one thing governs one thing, and China and Italy will eventually be together.
5, eating at the same table, each has its own imprint.
I would rather not talk all my life than lie to you.
7. There are many ways to hide your eyes in this world. You may or may not get it.
8. If a man has money, he will go bad, and if a woman goes bad, he will have money.
9. The principles of husband and wife are honesty, care and tolerance.
10, couples are like clothes, and they are uncomfortable to change.
1 1, husband and wife quarrel as if everything is washed up as soon as it rains, so you will see a rainbow.
12, the ingot pot is not covered, and a friendly match is to be played.
13, come out for a preview and let others choose.
14, let you choose, choose one that is good for you, and choose one that can make you happy.
15, love is one person, marriage is another person.
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