Complete works of liar's routines and dialects

"The Complete Collection of Deceiving Family Routine Words" takes you to know more about the routine words of boys and girls, and teaches you how to chat with others skillfully. If you can't speak at ordinary times, learn quickly.

First, the complete collection of liar routines.

1. I'm not a TV. Don't stare at me all the time.

The snowman's greatest wish is to eat hot pot once.

Distance produces beauty. Small 3 and small 4 are also produced.

4. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes-"China National Football Team"

That's it, if you don't talk to me, I'm a dog.

6. Mortgage is to push you to the ground and peel off your skin layer by layer.

7. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

8. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

9. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What can I talk about?

10. The road of life is like underwear, there is nothing you don't choose.

1 1. I thank all the people who dropped the chain when I needed you most.

12. Because of your "sorry", I decided to "have nothing to do with you".

13. Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old man.

14. I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

15. When we were young, we regarded toys as friends; When we grow up, our friends treat us as toys.

16. The difference between Fetion and WeChat is that one has no eyes and the other has no mouth.

17. The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and there are two pairs of shoes on the ground. Men and women in bed, including you.

18. Good life: a bowl of mala Tang, a bottle of tadpoles and a small accommodation.

19. It's not your fault to want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college.

20. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.

Second, the words of routine girls

1. You are my exclusive customization.

2. "I can hide from anything except you."

3. "Come here and let me kiss my girlfriend."

As long as I can be with you, I am not afraid of anything.

Life is not easy, I really want you to spoil it all your life.

I really don't want to fall in love with you so young.

7. I won't apologize to you, I will only tell you.

8. You came to my dream again yesterday. Did you miss me?

9. You are not my lover, you are the one I want to marry.

10. Everything about you can only be owned by me, and no one else can.

Wherever you and I meet, I will fall in love with you.

12. "Peaches are not watermelons", "Of course" and "So you are not others"

13. You were so cute just now. You pout when you eat.

14. Why are you still so narcissistic? You always take selfies, which makes me want to see them.

15. When you were away, you didn't even know how I spent the day.

16. Everyone else chooses to sleep in your bed. I can't choose. I can go anywhere.

17. I followed someone all the way tonight just because my back looks like yours.

18. 1+ 1=3 holds true not only when the calculation is wrong, but also in our family.

19. As a revolutionary comrade, I think I can enhance my feelings.

20. I want to tell you everything, but you said that growing up means saying goodbye to dependence.

2 1. "You can say it yourself when you say good night in the future." "We can talk first."

22. "If you are thinking of me, you must tell me" and "Because I am doing the same".

23. With you, life will be colorful; Life is tasteless when you are away.

24. People who praise cows pay attention to milk. Praise the sheep because of the aftertaste of mutton.

25. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

26. How can I get my deskmate to help you see the teacher when I play with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone.

You must come to be my partner on your wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

28. Hens don't give birth to welcome chickens when laying eggs. It takes time to turn eggs into chickens. Why didn't you have chickens in the first place?

I can tell anyone that I don't like you, but I just can't tell my heart.

30. "I want you by my side, and then there will be cats and dogs." "Play with the cat, walk the dog and sleep with you."

Third, the routine boys' words

1. I can't say you, but I like you.

Do you want me to apologize or repent?

The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

No matter where I meet you, I will like you.

7. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

8. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

9. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

10. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

1 1. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

12. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

13. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

14. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

15. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

16. Since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day.

17. People who love you just want to have sex with you. I'm different. Sofa, kitchen or something.

18. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.

19. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? My hands are sore after reading it several times.

20. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.