Funny text messages invite people to dinner.

1, Dear customer: It's time for dinner. You haven't eaten for a long time. Please eat quickly. If it is overdue, you will be charged an extension fee.

Since I ate your meal, I found my meal hard to swallow. The fastest happiness in life is that you invite me to dinner. The sweet taste makes me miss you deeply. Send a clockwork message to express my love for you. My friend hopes you can reward me with a face and don't make me turn my face.

3, dear, with love, there will be bread. Don't ignore the bread in love, your stomach will protest.

4, late at night, a person walking in the cold street, lonely heart, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, really want to say to you loudly, please invite me to dinner.

5. If you can live like three days a day.