Funny jingle SMS copywriting

1, you are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

2. I think what you think, and I have no style in clothes. I can't get along with anyone, and I can't afford to burn enthusiasm wherever I go. I can't catch up with Lenin ideologically, and my heart has secretly stopped beating.

3, look forward to a year, work for a year, and there is no money left every year. Till you sow, you reap one autumn, and you sweat in four seasons.

4, the wine meets a thousand cups of friends, and the words are not speculative. If others don't know, unless you drink. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down. There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

5, the long road of life, who has to walk a few steps, the family has to keep, the lover has to get along, there is a cook at home, the unit keeps a good look, the outside keeps a lovely one, misses from afar, keeps two, keeps one, develops three, four, five, six and seven!

6, more activities, less at home, more out, a flower. Stay at home, be a mother and be less depressed. Undigested. Find girls, praise each other, be beautiful, gossip. Shopping, spending money, looking for boys, talking. Be exquisite, laugh, have taste, and don't spend too much. No matter how busy people are, they should put on makeup, drink less and drink more tea. Sleep more, money is wasted.

7. You came back in a hurry and immediately scared a cow to death. You came back in a hurry. Beckham didn't score. You came back in a hurry, and Ronaldo played basketball. You come and turn around in a hurry, the earth collapses and the water flows backwards. If you hurry back, a fool will recite a jingle. You come back in a hurry, and the miyoshi students stay. You come back in a hurry, and the big head son becomes a small head.

8. There is a kind of expectation for take-away, a kind of dependence on unscrewing bottle caps, a kind of love for Gao Fushuai and a kind of injury for ugliness. There is a kind of elimination called feeling good shanzhai, a kind of failure called a little surprise, a kind of sadness called not finding WIFI, and a kind of helplessness called the weekend passing too fast. . .

9. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

10, I came to your window again tonight, and your head is still not exposed on the curtain. I have had a crush on you for so many years, and I will say nothing tomorrow.