March 8th Women's Day greetings

1, Women's Day is coming, I wish all women in the world: ten years younger, not tired at work, no makeup, not fat in the sea, perfect figure, handsome guys waiting in line, affectionate comfort, love, innocence when having an affair, and delicious holidays.

2. Today is March 8th. Men should strive to be slaves for a day: let's not face the east and face the west, let's not climb stairs, let's eat noodles and rice, let's shop and drink beer, let's not play games, and hope to tell each other and implement them conscientiously!

I wish you all love and flowers worship you. When she sees you, she will be reborn soon. When the imperial concubine sees her head raised, the man will open her heart, the Mona Lisa will open her mouth and Venus will break her arm. Happy March 8th!

4, send you roses, I hope you are more beautiful than flowers; Send you fireworks, may you shine; Send you green tea, may you be fragrant; Send you a meteor, may your dream come true. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you unlimited happiness!

5. I collect sunlight, and I hope you shine; I collect grease, I hope you don't get fat; I'll send you a message, I hope you don't faint. Because of me, I want to wish you a better and happier Girls' Day!

6. You have the strength of a woman and the flexibility of a little woman; You have the role of female emperor and the gentleness of kannika nimtragol; You have the passion of a red rose and the elegance of Bai Lianhua. March 8 is coming, you are the girl who will never change in my heart, and I love you forever!

7. What is beauty? I didn't know until I saw you. What is intelligence? We won't know until we know. What is tenderness? I don't know until I know; What is a good woman, you are the standard. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you eternal youth and happiness!

8. Today, may all monks give birth to you; All the princes are calling for you; Handsome guys send you flowers; All men are fools to you. Happy Women's Day to the beautiful women who read short messages!

9. Who said that women are inferior to men, and Mulan joined the army as her father? Who says women are not beautiful? The story of losing Sim is better than making up. Who says women can't? The leader is Mu Guiying. Who says housewives are not virtuous, and raising children is the pleasure of husbands? 3.8 On Women's Day, I wish all female sisters happiness and all beautiful fashions are young.

10, 38 husband's code: smile all over your face, keep your head down, walk with your wife, don't smoke and drink less, don't stare at beautiful women, send flowers to your wife, mop the floor, empty the wastebasket, wash your feet and beat your back, and be a pug.