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Very creative cursing text messages.

Dear users, congratulations on winning the mobile phone lucky user award. Please collect a loaf of bread from Ethiopia Telecom in Africa before 2049 (the income tax is paid by yourself).

Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there are us: state-owned pig farms, your warm home.

You go! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only bring me harm. The better you treat me, the more painful I am ... fly away, dead mosquito.

In class, teachers ask students to speak politely, such as not saying "defecation". Raise your hand at once and say, teacher, my anus feels disgusting.

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

I think a person's appearance should have two extremes, one is extremely beautiful, and the other is like you!

If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce your sentence."

Don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... That dead thief stole my pig.

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You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, without you, who will set off the beauty of the world?

Honey, I ordered a power train for you. Please put your head under it and hit the washbasin ......................................................................................................................................................................... All right, the song list is over!

Others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money. I have a cactus. I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "

Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. ................................................................................................................................................

When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side! Being with you will bring bad luck

This is a story of the end of time. A long time ago, a young man lost his beloved girl. He went through a lot of hardships and came to the girl. The girl told him affectionately ... get out.