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Classic Quotations in Cai Kangyong's Works

Cai Kangyong, who calls himself "Naughty Little Prince", is humorous. Although he is hosting entertainment programs, he has always shown the feelings of scholars. I have published such bestsellers as Happy Diary, Wandering, What those boys taught me. After reading his book, people feel warm, and even these small paragraphs can always comfort people.

1 and 15 years old found it difficult to swim, so they gave up swimming. 18 years old, when someone you like asks you to swim, you have to say "I can't". /kloc-When I was 0/8 years old, I found English difficult to learn, so I gave up English. At the age of 28, I had a great job, but I had to know English, so you had to say "I can't". -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

2. "Enjoy" is more valuable than "own". We "enjoy" air, but we can't "own" air. We "enjoy" the sun, but we cannot "own" it. Similarly, we enjoy friendship and affection, but we can't and shouldn't "own" that friend and relative. We also enjoy love, but we can't and shouldn't "own" that lover. Enjoy it. "Enjoy" is much more valuable than "have". -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

3, the object of falling in love, it is best to be stupid than you-not too stupid, as long as you are stupid enough, you will really believe your promise, and love will be established. Yeah, but ... The object of love, it is best to be smarter than you-not too smart, as long as you are smart enough not to pursue your promise, love will continue. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

Two drops of rain in the cloud fell in love. Other raindrops nearby are very cold, and they will fall soon anyway, so why bother? But these two drops of rain still have to fall in love. Soon the day came, the clouds turned into rain, and the water drops fell drop by drop. Two drops of rain fall in love. Originally, it was going to fall to the ground and disappear, but just before it disappeared, it changed from two drops to one drop. -"Kang Yong, a small report that nobody cares about"

5. Do you want him? Great, just, what do you think of him? Will there be his illness? Can you have his scar? Can you have his memory? Nothing seems to work. So, what can you get from him? -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

6. You are important because you are all you can have. You exist, the whole world exists. You can see the sunshine, and the whole world can see the sunshine. You are out of balance, and the world is out of balance. You disappear, and the world disappears. So you're important. You're all you have. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

7, temperament can be installed, usually can be installed for one night without wearing help; You can't fake a sense of humor, not for a minute. So I cherish a sense of humor, far more than temperament. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

8. You think you miss him so much that you can't miss him anymore. As a result, at an unexpected moment, you succeeded, and you missed him a little more than you did at the beginning-Kang Yong, a sweet word for an unknown lover.

9. You are in love, but sometimes the person you love doesn't really exist. He may be just an innocent white wall, but you are crazy about it, projecting all your most desirable love movies on him-"Kang Yong, a love story for an unknown lover"

10, the other party said, "I don't love you anymore." You are in a hurry and blurt out: "It doesn't matter! We can still be together! Then you suddenly cried, not because you were sad that the other person didn't love you, but because at this moment, you suddenly realized that you had become a beggar of love. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

1 1. At the end of the game, the announcer shouted excitedly, "Time is running out! There is less and less time left! " This broadcast is of course correct. But when I heard it, I couldn't help thinking: don't get excited, time is running out. No matter who you are, no matter how old you are, no matter what you are doing, time will never get more and more, and time will always get less and less. Forever, less and less. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

12, I have kept the short message you sent me at that time. Because I still need some evidence to prove that even you loved me so much. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

13, the other party is wearing ugly clothes. Should we also praise beautiful women "heartlessly"? If the food cooked by the other party is terrible, should we praise it with "no conscience"? Most of the time I would suggest saying "yes". Because it really has nothing to do with conscience, but it seriously affects your interpersonal relationship. Don't waste your conscience on such superficial things. Conscience is not that cheap. If you really care, there are many places to use your conscience. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

14, you said, you are old. I replied, no, you won't be old until we meet. If we don't meet again, you will never grow old. Love is our clock. If it doesn't turn, our music box will never turn. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

15,/It's really hard to be cheated on/I have to comfort the person I like, who has a good eye/others like it/-"Cai Kangyong's escape poem"

16,//I don't want to judge a book by its cover. //I also tried to see your soul. //As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance. //-"Cai Kangyong's Escape Poems for Everyone"

17,//Every laugh after that//is only the first real laugh//What's left//-"Cai Kangyong's escape poem for everyone"

18, now I see that man. After crossing the street corner, I can't help but stop and imagine: If I hadn't broken up at the beginning, now this man is by my side. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

19, does the university need to study for 4 years? Does junior high school and senior high school need 6 years? Does primary school take six years? I will be 22 years old after graduation. In these 22 years, how many years have I dozed off in the classroom? How many years are there in boring winter and summer vacations? Finally, the 22-year-old man who slipped into the carton from this production line for shipment, whew, has not been tortured to the edge of freshness? -"Kang Yong, honest information for bored adults"

20. Don't hate those who judge people by their appearances, and don't hate them. It is human nature to judge people by their appearances. If you hate it, it won't disappear. Just a wall. You can't hate it with hate. You are not Meng Jiangnv. As long as you can climb over this wall when necessary, let others see the real you and let the wall block you, that's enough. Although it is troublesome to climb over the wall, it is worth it to "hate the wall" than to fall under it. -"Kang Yong ~ Goodwill Message to Cruel Society"

2 1, "Look, I didn't tell you! It's easy to get angry and make us want to answer back: "That's right! You are the best! "Why is this so annoying? Because you are already in trouble, when you hear such unkind remarks that can't help at all, what can you feel except anger? So, if you had enough of this kind of talk when you were a child, practice not talking when you grow up. -"Kang Yong, honest information for bored adults"

22. Love is not a solid skating rink. Love is a frozen lake. We can hold hands on it and play briskly around our own circles, but no one will warn us that the ice will melt and crack in that second. In a second, we will fall into the cold water with sudden frozen laughter, struggling alone and feeling so cold. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

23. Sometimes we should dare to say "none of your business", or at least embrace this spirit. Many irrelevant outsiders love to ask, "Why don't you get married?" "Why don't you have children?" I'm sorry, what's it to you? Do you guarantee happiness when you get married and have children? Pay 10 million if you are unhappy? These people never feel rude. Give him a "none of your business" in return, or you can educate him. -"Kang Yong, honest information for bored adults"

24. Did you refuse to study as a protest because the school was bad and the class was boring? Wrong direction. They failed in teaching because they screwed up their work. You are ruining your life by refusing to study and read. This is not a protest, this is self-mutilation. The object of your protest is insensitive, but you yourself suffer bitter consequences. It's like eating three disgusting restaurants in a row Are you going on a hunger strike? -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

25. "Look at the children! Why can't you be like him? " If parents love to say so, well, the excellent performance of other children is like the display in the roadside window, and you will envy it when you see it, but those display products need various costs to make, and they don't want it to work, so it may not be cost-effective. You don't care about the process, just sigh that the good things in the window are not yours, which is very capricious. -"Kang Yong, honest information for bored adults"

26. When speaking, it's best to reduce the volume consciously, not only because it will disturb others, but also because if a person can't control his own volume, it will make it difficult for others to trust your other abilities. For example, if a lion can't control his pace and always makes unnecessary noise, how can you believe that this lion can hunt deer? -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

27. Many people know Chinese characters, but they only "read" and don't "read". They read road signs, documents and instructions, but they don't "read". That's really a pity. They obviously have wings, but they just use them to fan the flames and deal with life. They don't believe that they can really fly if they spread their wings. -"Kang Yong, honest information for bored adults"

28, chickens lay eggs, chickens also shit, but you must only eat eggs, not chicken shit. For chickens, it is also true for people: every excellent person can lay eggs and shit. For example, he is good at starting a company, and you can buy his shares to make money. As for his nonsense, you don't have to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, ignore chicken excrement, absorb nutrients and keep fit. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue bullshit all day. Can eating chicken shit make you stronger? -"Kang Yong". A kind message to a cruel society. "

29. The butterfly is so beautiful that the spider looks at it and falls in love with it. Spiders can't help weaving "I love you" on the internet, making it the most beautiful net in the forest. Butterfly is very moved. When it happily logged on the Internet, it got stuck. No matter how hard it struggles, it cannot move. When its strength was exhausted, the butterfly died, dying on countless sentences of "I love you". The spider looked at the scene in front of her and didn't understand what had happened. -"Kang Yong, a small report that nobody cares about"

30. Talent is very similar to frozen meat in the refrigerator. No matter how good the meat is, it will be sour if it is frozen for too long. If you know that you have a gift, it's like knowing that there is frozen meat in your refrigerator. There is nothing to be proud of. It's better to use that talent for making things than to store a pile of sour meat, fill your refrigerator and finally break it. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

3 1. When the boss enters the cubicle to go to the toilet, he sneaks in and waits for any colleague to come in while washing his hands at the sink. You can praise the boss at will. The boss who is still in the cubicle at this time will definitely have a good impression on you. However, this cheap trick may bring trouble to the colleague who comes in later, because he may scold your boss who flatters you unconsciously! -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

32. If the means are evil, the whole thing is doomed to be evil. Some people or organizations say that they have to use evil means for just and beautiful goals. This statement is absolutely unacceptable! Once accepted, his methods will only become more and more evil, and the beautiful goal of justice will never be achieved. A world that gives in to evil endlessly is equal to poisonous soil, and all flowers become extravagant hopes. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

33. The souvenir of love is never the watch and necklace you gave me, or even the sweet messages and photos. The most precious memorial of love is what you left me, just like the change of the terrain left by the river. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

They like to say "I never go to that place", "I never think about that" and "I never make friends with that kind of person". They think they have principles, but they are just afraid. They are afraid of "change". They just want to live with those boring ideas all their lives. Alas, dandelion, as a plant, is braver than them and dares to let its seeds fly and wander. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

If you envy the wealth of successful people, please don't blindly imitate what happens when they get rich. Those famous watches, bags, famous wines and cars all happened after they became rich. If you insist on imitating them, you can only be poor and happy. If you want to imitate them, imitate what happened before they became rich. Their eagle-like exploration, snake-like concentration, ant-like search and pupa-like patience are all arrogant things. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

36. Love is not religion. Religion means that after you feel it, you can further believe. And love is that even if you feel it, you don't necessarily believe it I have met some people who still don't believe how strong the love they feel. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

37. When you lose your temper with others, for example, accusing them of "only loving money", you will be corrected because they will fight back when they are hurt. But when you lose your temper with life and say angry words like "It's no use trying" and "Things will never change", you won't be corrected, because others are fine, and you only hurt your confidence and fighting spirit in facing life, making yourself more and more boring. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

38. Beautiful people are not so hard to meet. It's hard to meet beautiful people who love us deeply. Because of deep love, we can enjoy the experience, and then understand their beauty, their beauty unknown to outsiders. -"Kang Yong, a love letter to a strange lover"

39. Will you come when you are exhausted? Well, it depends on what you have suffered. If you eat with a purpose, such as losing weight is attractive and starving people. Or visit customers at a loss for half a year, in which case it is easier to share joys and sorrows. But if there is no direction of efforts, blindly being fooled and bullied, what is the reason? You have to bear hardships and find the right direction to have hope. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

40. To live is to suffer. If the taste is too bitter, spit it out quickly and rinse your mouth. If you can't spit it out and have to swallow it, then swallow it quickly. Whether you want to spit it out or swallow it, you just don't put bitter water in your mouth and chew it carefully. Bitterness exists to help us avoid bad luck next time, not to serve us every meal. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"

4 1. Is there always someone bothering you in your life? Think about the plot of Ling Huchong, Tian Boguang and Feng Qingyang in Jin Yong's the legendary swordsman: Every time Tian Boguang chopped Hu Ling, Hu Ling couldn't get it, so he went to the cave for advice and Feng Qingyang, and finally he became a stunt step by step. If there were no such nuisance as devil coach, we might not have the motivation to practice so actively. -"Kang Yong ~ Goodwill Message to Cruel Society"

42. "I just run around. Running too fast is boring! This is super easy to use. If you run badly, you are not serious. If you run well, it will be wise! We like to fantasize that we are actually very powerful, but we are too lazy to make moves, so it is easier to flash by when we fail. Well, it's disappointing that if life fails in the end, it's very difficult to rely on this trick, because when we hand in our life papers, we don't hand in our teachers or bosses, but ourselves. -"Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society"