April Fool's Day English Blessing SMS

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, and there is a kind of traction in the dark. Now I want to say that in my last life. What is Nekhludoff? !

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. What I want to say now is. What crime did I commit in my last life? ! ?

Also known as brick mortar board brick, it is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing, with the characteristics of strong lethality, easy to carry and conceal, and difficult to use weapons. It's best to shoot you!

Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, easy carrying and high concealment, and is not a murder weapon. So what? You use it best!

Psychological test: If you race with a cowboy, you think: 1 You run fast; As fast; You coward are slower than who? A: You are a beast than a beast; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; You are slower than a bear? Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

My love, you take my breath away.

What did you step on and smell like this?

Love, you suffocate me,

Where did you get the stink?

I want to feel your sweet hug;

But what about don? Don't take the paper bag off your face.

I long for your gentle hug,

But don't take the mask off your face.

I thought I wouldn't love anyone

? Until I met your brother.

I thought I only loved you all my life,

Until I met your second cousin.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.

Damn it, me? I am good at lying!

I love your bright eyes, your face and your smile.

Shit, I really lied. There was no draft!

I saw your face when I was dreaming.

That? That's why I always wake up screaming.

Your face vaguely fell into the dream, so I woke up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, caring and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Kind, smart, affectionate, sexy,

It's a pity that you don't take any of these.

Note: April Fool's Day is coming, and the short messages you received on April 1 are all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome and beautiful lover in Yushu!

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

Sha once said: I have 16 change! The journey said: I have 32 small change! Wukong said: I have changed at 72! In his Tang Priest: In heaven's treatment, you change a phone call, and I see what others think of the monster of SMS? Happy April Fool's Day!

Friar Sand said, I changed 16! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: if you race with a coward, you think: 1 you run fast; As fast; You coward are slower than who? A: You are worse than an animal. You are beasts; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; You are slower than a bear. Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

In my eyes, you will always look carefree, eat with relish and sleep soundly? I really envy you for knowing, oh! Sometimes I think, a pig like you is very good!

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly? I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

Seven commandments after dinner: No smoking, No eating fruit, No relaxing your belt, under the temptation drinking immediately, No walking, No bathing, No sleeping immediately! Journey: Remember?

Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable, very cute. You really don't know what it's like to beat a rabbit?

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days.

Call if you are ugly 1 10 Call if you are in good shape 120 Call if you are in a bad temper 1 19 Call my mobile phone if you feel beautiful?

If you are ugly, please call110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail?

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, and there is a kind of traction in the dark. What I want to say now is, what evil did I do in my last life? !

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. What I want to say now is. What crime did I commit in my last life? !

Also known as brick and board bricks, it is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, convenient carrying, strong concealment and no weapons-it is the most suitable for you to use!

Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, easy carrying and high concealment, and is not a murder weapon. So what? You use it best!

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