Humorous text messages for chasing girls

Special humorous text messages for chasing girls 1. If I can, I want to hold you gently in my arms; if I can, I want to kiss you gently; your happiness is my happiness, and your sadness is my sadness. , half of everything you have is always me sharing it with you. 2. There are three thousand weak waters, but you only pick one scoop; the garden is full of flowers, but you only pick one; there are countless beauties, but you only fall in love with one. Your smile is the beauty of my life. I am neither extravagant nor greedy, I just want to wait for your happiness to the end. 3. Flowers fly and fall all over the sky, love comes and goes as it happens! When the geese go, the geese return, the geese never leave, the tide ebbs and flows and the tide never sleeps! Late at night, under the bright moon, I dream of Chanjuan, a beauty that cannot be saved with a lot of money! If life is long and short, why is lovesickness so hard to cut off! 4. Since ancient times, "The moon waxes and wanes, and people have joys and sorrows." When you are here, you are everything, and when you are not around, everything is you! Your happiness will accompany me throughout my life! My whole life is just looking forward to your happiness! Happy every day. 5. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice, falling in love clumsily, living stupidly, falling in love awkwardly, and being silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, we can still nest in the warmth. Haystack hugs you tightly and bites your ears gently. 6. It is you who has accompanied me through a long and hard journey. Your smile is full of the warmth of the sun. Your turning back makes me forget all the sorrows. I can only silently wish you happiness, which is my forever. ! 7. I have planted nine hundred and ninety-nine roses for you. Each one blooms so brightly and exudes a refreshing fragrance. Roses are intoxicating, and people are also intoxicated. She blooms for you, but I am intoxicated by you. ! She thanked her, but my heart became even more drunk! 8. The flowers are fluttering, the leaves are fluttering, send a text message to express my thoughts; the wind blows, the road turns, the heart to heart is so happy; the stars are continuous, the moon is continuous, the New Year blessings are in my heart; the water drops, the raindrops, I will love you forever! 9. I love you at first sight! Once a day I greet you! I will protect you forever! As always I am considerate of you! I will take care of you for the rest of my life! I love you with all my heart! It's hard to ask for money, but I only want you! 10. The joys and sorrows may be uncertain, the joys and sorrows are unclear, the separation and reunion are in this life, the longing is born freely in the heart, the road is long and the road is short and difficult to grasp, I know you have true love, marry me, and we will never be separated. 11. Warm embraces open their arms for you; romantic moonlight spreads true love to you; sweet years brew happiness for you; infatuated words express true love for you: My dear, I love you! 12. Love is just one word, but it contains a promise that will last forever, a long-cherished wish to hold your hand and grow old together, a feeling of honor, disgrace and love, and a lifelong pursuit of treating each other as guests. I love you. If I love you, I must tell you loudly. Marry me! 13. The butterfly relationship between Butterfly Lovers, the stone relationship between Dream of Red Mansions, the magpie relationship between Cowherd and Weaver Girl, the snake relationship between Xu Xian and White Snake, the carved relationship between Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu, and the trust relationship between you and me will all become popular when you receive the text message. Envy of love! 14. Don’t move, raise your hands, you are already my prisoner, all my joy and happiness have been stolen by you, I want to get it back, there is only one way, that is to marry you to me, without you, I am just A money bag without emotions, marry me, and leave the bank book and password to you. 15. If falling in love with you is fate, then I choose to hold on to it firmly. If falling in love with you is a program, then I choose to execute it happily. If staying with you is happiness, then I choose to be happy forever. My dear, what about you? 16. If I turn into loess, the grass that grows will be green for you, and the yellow flowers that bloom will be fragrant for you; if I turn into a clear spring, the fish will dance for you, and the sound of the spring will sing for you. 17. Birds can return to their nests when they are tired, flowers can close up when they are tired, the sun can set when they are tired, and rivers can return to the sea when they are tired. Where will you be when you are tired? marry me! Give you a place to rest and find peaceful happiness in the wind and rain. 18. Run ahead of time, intercept time, tie the shoulders of time, make it difficult for time to move, chase you to the end of the world, say that I love you endlessly, block the year of 2012, and express my love. If the world ends in 2012, I would like to stand at the forefront and say: I love you and will always be in my heart. 19. Smile at the text message, because smiling can make you younger; read the text message again, because the text message can make you happy; reply to the text message, and moving your fingers can relax your brain. My dear, be happy! 20. My dear, I love you, there are no gorgeous words, only practical actions; there are no mansions and BMWs, only a warm and cozy home; there are no colorful diamond rings, only a sincere heart that loves you sincerely.

Marry me and I will give you the best happiness I can! Humorous text messages for chasing girls 2 You are the warm sunshine in spring, the cool rain in summer, the golden fruits in autumn, and the romantic snowflakes in winter. You are still the beating force of my pulse. You are the source of my happiness! Loving you is the sweetest thing I must think about every day, thinking about you is my deepest joy every moment, caring about you is the beautiful thing I am most willing to do, and paying for you is something I will never regret; dear Yes, I hope you will remember my kindness, and I can send you warmth and joy, and happiness will never leave you! Your photo is on my desk. I look at you in the morning, look at you in the morning, look at you at noon, look at you in the afternoon, look at you in the evening, and look at you at night. "Gulu gulu, wife, when will dinner be served?" A collection of love text messages. In winter, I will give you the sunshine of Hawaii; in summer, I will give you the coolness of Harbin; in spring, I will go boating on the West Lake with you; in autumn, I will watch the fragrant hills turn yellow with you. I wish to send my true love to your heart and make you happy all year round! Missing you is like breathing air, missing you is like eating three meals a day. I can’t hold my breath anymore. I’m really hungry and thirsty. I’m sending you a text message to greet you. Did you eat well and sleep well? , only after receiving your dear reply can you relieve my craving. Give me artificial respiration. I see you every day, but I still miss you, I fall in love with you every day, but I still miss you, I chat every day, but I still feel it’s not enough. I pray and bless you from the bottom of my heart every day: May my beloved you be happy every day and forever. There is no lover in my Valentine's Day, only my wife. She is my favorite, today and tomorrow. She is the only one in my heart until I die! Really love you! Love always makes people cry, but if I can be with you for a lifetime, even if I shed all my tears, I will not regret it, just because I really love you! I am a little bird, and your heart is the treetop. I look for you with deep affection, and I am willing to stop in your heart. My love for you will never waver, life is wonderful with you, and I will be with you until I grow old, surrounded by sweetness and happiness forever! Every look in your eyes makes me nostalgic, every move of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me feel happy. The weather is getting colder, are you taking good care of yourself? Remember, don't let me worry, my baby. When it's cold, I can't be your cotton coat; when it's hot, I can't be your air conditioner; when it's raining, I can't be your umbrella; when it's snowing, I can't be your gloves. But I have a heart that loves you like no one else. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfying happiness! Have fun! I have said that I miss you countless times, I have said that I love you tens of thousands of times, I have said that I care about you a thousand times, I have said that I miss you many times. My dear, you should take good care of yourself and stay happy. I am talking about every day. The thoughts of spring, the love of summer, the blessings of autumn, and the wishes of winter. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever. My eyes are still clear and my heart is very clean. My life is lived in arctic colors, day or night. Like my love, simple, simple. I send you a flower, wishing you to be beautiful; I send you a diamond ring, hoping you will be happy forever; I send you a candy, which indicates your happiness and prosperity; I send you a message to remind you to add clothes at the right time. Baby, it’s getting cold, so keep warm! Summer, it’s summer again, it’s hard to forget that summer, your light-colored shawl, light makeup, long pants and shorts, gradually fade away, leaving a faint fragrance. Summer makes the wheat mature, you make me mature. Summer is gone, youth No more, the future is slim, only you make me unforgettable, my first love, summer is here, I wish you good luck! As long as I see you, my heart is filled with joy; as long as I hear your voice, it is like drinking from a sweet spring; as long as I think of you, I have infinite power. As long as you live a happy life, I will bless you from afar. Sweet words, a heart-to-heart encounter, a beautiful vow, we have experienced vicissitudes, years, and fleeting years together. I used the wordless words to weave a beautiful little flower, and pinned my blessings on your lapel. My dear, in my eyes How nice you are when I don’t see you! How many stars are there? Only the sky knows; how high is the sky? Only the bird knows; how light is the bird? Only Feng'er knows; only you who read the text message know how much my love for you is. I want to send flowers, but they are too expensive; I want to make a phone call, but I am in arrears; send me a text message, but you still blame me for wasting! It's too tiring to get along day and night and ask for help; it's beneficial for you and me to know each other and make money well.

Haha, I still want to say to you sincerely: "Thank you for your hard work!" The green trees are thick and the summer is long, and my love for you will never be discussed; the balcony is reflected in the pond, and I feel hesitant without you; the shelves are full of roses and the courtyard is incense, because you are there Text messages are ecstatic. The sun is shining brightly, my love is unrestrained, and I sincerely wish you a happy summer!