Funny jokes about Chinese Valentine's Day. Humorous sentences about Chinese Valentine's Day.

1. It’s not just a dollar for a lonely bird, but a hundred birds can sing, small bird business is based on integrity.

2. Xi, does anyone want to date me? If not, I'll ask again later.

3. Together with the Magpie Bridge, I wish you great happiness!

4. Being single has simply become a habit. I spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone every year, so why don’t you let me celebrate Valentine’s Day?

5. Children, do you have many question marks? Why don't you have anyone on Chinese Valentine's Day?

6. It is better to spend Xi alone, after all, being half alone is too scary.

7. Why do I still have no boyfriend despite the imbalance between men and women?

8. I have also held hands, with my left hand holding my right hand.

9. Just post your transfers as much as you want, and I’ll see who I can borrow money from in the next two days.

10. We reflect on ourselves, learn from the pain, learn from others, learn to dress up, learn to speak, and learn to flirt with girls, but we often break up while chatting.

11. There is no goddess in my heart, and I am sad alone; today is the Chinese Valentine's Day, and I listen to the rain knocking on the window at night!

12. It’s Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

13. A person can live a good life, which is not inconsistent with his expectation of love.

14. When I ordered takeout, I asked for only one chopstick. I didn’t want to see a pair of chopsticks. I was all alone, but the store owner called me and scolded me for ordering milk tea and asked for *** chopsticks. He was speechless and didn’t understand. I.

15. It doesn’t matter if love comes later, but if the jungler doesn’t come, the middle lane will really be gone.

16. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I say what’s so big about this, since I have been single since I was born.

18. In the current trend of being single, there is nothing wrong with being single, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to fall in love, and there is no need to judge.

19. Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and you can be good with whoever you want.

20. Are you dating? It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day soon. I have 12 yuan to treat you to milk tea. I hope you want to fall in love with me seriously and not just for the milk tea.

21. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this blood feud first.

22. Autumn is so nice, just like falling in love, it gets cold sooner or later.

23. I beg for cleverness at night, no matter today or tomorrow; I have traveled thousands of years, but I have no regrets.

24. In the past, being single meant that no one wanted you. Now, being single means you are sexy, and it means you are taking your time to choose the lifestyle you want and the people you want to live with.

25. You agreed to be single together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.

26. Don’t ask me out in the evening. I want to play Lianliankan at home for a day. I can eliminate every pair with just a tap of my fingers.

27. A person can also celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day, don't envy couples in pairs, cherish your single life, read books when you have time, enrich yourself, don't feel uncomfortable shopping, please yourself, remember to take care of yourself Be kind to yourself.

28. How to spend the evening? I passed by lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, passing by with a smile, passing by, passing by in a hurry while facing the wall.

29. Today is the Chinese Valentine's Day, the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge.

30. Is there anyone who breaks up on Valentine’s Day? I am the one.

31. They say that when you fall in love, you need to be well-matched. I don’t think there is a prince, so I am still single.

32. We held hands in the beginning, and now we become dogs!

33. With the development of the single economy, a person's life can be more colorful.

34. He is empty, he is lonely, he is cold, yes, make an appointment with him quickly.

35. Ever since my mother knew the word single, she has forgotten my name.

36. If you spend time with yourself, you can save money and not find a love rival.

37. Not just Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will accompany you day and night.

38. The insulator is not kidding you.

39. Cherish life and stay away from Valentine’s Day.

40. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, but ugly people try their best to show their affection.

41. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

42. Please block me to show affection, thank you.

43. Don’t worry, you are not only single this year, you are single every year.

44. Let us be the companions of the mortal world and engage in a vigorous anti-dog food war!

45. Come to run with me, but it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, let me get rich for once?

46. I want to go to the movies with my partner today. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

47. Excited heart, trembling hands, lonely person, buckling 99.

48. Every step of the way with you is a magpie bridge.

49. An interesting single is better than a makeshift love.

50. If you feel sad, just hide under the quilt and cry all night. After crying and laughing, start over again. You don’t need anyone’s sympathy and pity. You are your best partner.

51. I usually don’t see you barking, but this Chinese Valentine’s Day, I hear the sound of frogs! It’s true, the frog hasn’t crowed yet.

52. Choose one person to fall in love with me, and nothing else will make you realize what is misfortune in life and what is emotional misfortune.

53. Will any couple take me to dinner tomorrow? Nothing else, I just want to see what love looks like up close.

54. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

55. It is against the law to abuse animals. Be careful and I will sue you.

56. I clearly remember that on Valentine’s Day this year, you were not showing off your affection to this person.

57. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

58. Do you know why everyone around you reminds you of the Chinese Valentine’s Day? Because you are the bird that builds the magpie bridge.

59. Love can arrive late, but takeout cannot.

60. Eve is just a festival between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and has nothing to do with me.

61. Reject ambiguity and love clearly.

62. You think I am asking questions, but you are wrong. I am just showing off my air bangs.

63. Does Xi need to pretend to be a girlfriend? It doesn’t matter whether she has money or not. She mainly likes performing.

On the eve of 64. I am going to get up in the morning to put on makeup, tidy up, wear sexy clothes, and then watch TV at home all day.

65. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd has become good with his Cow, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled.

66. I heard that Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, and I’m about to fall in love. You still don’t know who it is, so let’s be happy for him first!

67. Not only on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I want to be with you day and night.

68. Happy Eve! Never stop loving yourself.

69. Valentine's Day is coming. Friends, I welcome you to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.