2021 God’s Sentences to Complain about Singles on Singles’ Day

20xx God’s sentences to complain about singles on Singles’ Day

1. When facing the test paper, I found out that I had Bai Xuebing

2. People are ugly and have bad mouths. It’s dangerously sweet, but I don’t have money.

3. I know that the twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches my thirst!

4. A drunken drink will solve a thousand worries. More after drinking. Go to the next level

5. Let’s see if I can do it if I don’t pay the fees in China Travel.

6. Brother Chopsticks, do you know that your little apple has made a large number of people crazy again?

7. Study hard and do not find a partner until you reach 20 per day.

8. Sehun, I will trade the Rubik’s Cube with you for Lu Han.

9. When parents deceive their children, it is called education, when children deceive their parents, it is called deception, and when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

10. I’m leaving. Goodbye, my deskmate! My best friend! Goodbye, best friend! Goodbye, teacher! Principal,,, pay me back my tuition!!!

11. Singles’ Day is coming, Ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

13. Those who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm? It’s almost Singles’ Day, so you need to express your love as soon as possible.

14. "Hey, why are you alone on Singles' Day again?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you if I'm half alone."

15. Best wishes to friends who can't celebrate Singles' Day. Celebrate Singles’ Day as soon as possible.

16. On Singles’ Day last year, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I vowed that I would break away from you next year. But I did it. Now I am the only bachelor left.

17. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.

18. The strokes of the word "ugly" are 4, and the strokes of the word "poor" are 7. The total number is equal to 11. This is the reason why you are single.

19. "Let's break up" "Why" "Because I want to celebrate Singles' Day"

20. I remember that a few years ago, people who didn't have a partner were called single aristocrats. Why is this? He turned into a dog in a few years.

21. Search and search for friends, find a boyfriend, salute, shake hands, and leave after Singles’ Day~

22. Sitting on Singles’ Day I was playing Lianliankan at home, and I saw a pair splitting up a pair.

23. "I heard that music and chocolate go well with each other on a rainy day." Then you should also have heard "Midterm exams go better with Singles' Day."

24. Say it verbally Happy Singles' Day, but in my heart I envy the happiness of two people.

25. What I hate the most is when people say "Happy Singles' Day" to me. What's terrible is that I have to say "Thank you".

26. There is no work on Labor Day, and no lover on Valentine’s Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles’ Day.

27. It’s good to be single. You don’t get jealous or shed tears. You don’t care and you are not afraid of leaving. You are not afraid of losing. You are not afraid of being cheated and betrayed. You are not afraid of being sentimental.

28. Some people say that I am single. Haha, it’s really funny. Don’t we all have the same body? You are still fucking twins!

29. “Tell me something sad.” "Jokes" "Singles' Day is coming soon, you are still single"

30. Singles' Day Declaration: A true bachelor dares to face the bleak love, dares to face the lonely life, dares to smile at the romance, and dares to be cold. The temptation of the forbidden fruit must be endured, and you must be able to endure the overwhelming temptation of letters. 2021 Singles’ Day Funny Sentences

20xx’s latest Singles’ Day Funny Sentences

1. It doesn’t matter if I can’t pass Singles’ Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles’ Day.

2. Singles’ Day is to remind you that you are ugly, and Double Eleven is to remind you that you are poor.

3. Showing affection on Chinese Valentine's Day is nothing. If you can compete with me on Singles' Day, you can grab stuff.

4. I spend Valentine’s Day alone, Singles’ Day alone, Christmas alone, and I have to spend some exams alone.

5. Handsome people are celebrating Singles’ Day, and ugly people are showing off their affection.

6. "How do you spend Singles' Day?" "I cried, laughed, loved, hated, thought about it and it makes me sad. I passed by, missed, skipped, or spent it alone."

7. I’m not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, I’m afraid that the person I like won’t celebrate Singles’ Day.

8. First couplet: I was a bachelor last year, I am a bachelor this year, and I will still be a bachelor next year. Second line: Colleagues have their own ideas, classmates have their own ideas, and everyone of the same age seems to have their own ideas. Hengpi: I'm single!

9. "Are you still alone on Singles' Day?" "Nonsense, will I become a dog?"

10. Can you ask me? How sad it is, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

11. Don’t communicate with me. There is a generation gap in communicating with me.

12. Other schools in the high school entrance examination are handsome, but our school is ridiculous.

13. When others buy water, they buy another bottle, but when you buy water, you buy another bottle.

14. Men are bold enough to go into business, and women are bold enough not to wear makeup.

15. Our friendship lasts for a hundred years and lasts longer than the news network

16. I forgot to drink Pulse 364 days out of 365 days.

17. I have an unusual relationship with the media. The food I have eaten has been reported in the news.

18. Who says buck teeth are bad! Buck teeth can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, and filter out tea residue when drinking tea...

19. White shirt and canvas shoes Smiling like a spring breeze, no matter who she is, she will definitely be moved by me

20. Ben Meng calculated that Hunan TV will broadcast My Fair Princess again during the summer vacation. ~

21. Byun Baekhyun, you are my little one, little Apple. I can’t love you too much

22. Is the current state of physical chemistry just taking classes, listening to the scriptures, and doing I get very excited when I get a question right on the homework, and the exam tests my character.

23. I didn’t take any medicine today, and I always felt cute.

24. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

25. Warm reminder that thunderstorms will be too frequent in the next few days. Try to swear less and pretend less to avoid being struck by lightning.

26. You are my little one. I can’t score too many points at the end of the term. The red check mark warms my heart and bless me to pass every subject!

27. I really envy you. You have lived in my heart for so long. Even if you make me sad and cry, you never pay the rent

28. Studying has brought many destined people to school. How many red threads have been untied?

29. I’m not the best at facial expressions. I can’t do what you want and always smile.

30. If you want to blow up the school, you are wrong. You should blow up the Education Bureau first. .

31. I finally left after a long absence on Singles’ Day. I heard vaguely at 12 o’clock (I will definitely come back),,,

32. I’d rather mess with a gentleman than a gentleman. If you mess with a villain, never mess with a woman, let alone a beautiful woman.

33. I really like Ollie, especially your Wi-Fi braid

34. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you to death in the middle of the night.

35. Hahaha, after graduation, computer guy, mobile phone guy, TV guy, I will say that you are in trouble. Talk about singles on Singles Day

1. Being single is painful, being single is sad, and the clothes are torn. No one can help me; I'm bored when I'm single, I'm cold when I'm single, and I hide my sorrow and boredom in my heart. The giant Singles' Day is here, and all singles are feeling depressed, hoping that there will never be a Singles' Day next year.

2. Your figure is always lingering, your voice is always echoing, your face is always present, and you are always missed. Taking advantage of the Singles’ Day, I just want to confirm your heart. : Can you accept my love and stay with me?

3. One day I meet an old classmate who has a wife and children, and tell him loudly: I have not fallen yet. If you meet someone like yourself who is still wandering outside the besieged city, comfort him: We are all extremely strong and good comrades. If we stick to the end, if singles from all over the world unite, victory will definitely be ours.

4. Singles’ Day is coming. Let us adhere to the ideological line that I am a single and I am happy, take the principle that I am the master of my world, take the strategic policy of establishing a career first and then starting a family, and adhere to liberalism and independence. , Cherish every day left before marriage

5. I don’t know when 11.11 became Singles’ Day. On this special day, everyone was crazy about Taobao. I only remember that one year today we started from KTV It snowed a lot when I came out, and there were big geese and Erfan. I always hope that my good friends will become good friends of my good friends. It will be more lively. There is not much snow in Beijing in winter, but I can feel the autumn well. , I like the sound of stepping on dead leaves the most, it is very crisp.

6. It’s Men’s Day, 3. 8 is Women’s Day, the sum of them is 11. 11 Singles’ Day, the subtraction is 4. 5 Tomb-Sweeping Day is just like the saying goes: A lonely boat is parked deep in the reeds, and it’s a partnership. Dead single.

7. Life is too short, so smile while you still have teeth.

8. The trick to strip naked, the first trick is to get the moon first when you are near the water platform, look for it from the surroundings; the second trick is to stalk her, appear in the place where she is; the third trick is to be shameless , don’t be shy to express your feelings boldly; I wish you defeat the enemy with one move on Singles’ Day!

9. Who stipulated 11. 11 means that you have to spend Singles’ Day alone. It can also be understood as loving only one person for the rest of your life. Yes, that person is yourself.

10. For singles, Singles’ Day is like an aunt, it hurts every time.

11. When does love exist? Text your friends. I wonder if any of you have? If you don't have one either, why not have a drink together? Maybe both at the same time! If you all have one, I wish you happiness forever! Happy Singles' Day!

12. The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women cannot find husbands, talented women cannot find jobs, and bold women cannot find one-night stands. Happy Singles’ Day to all the female bachelors!

13. Singles, you must know that God is fair. The Chinese gods organized a Valentine's Day on July 7th, and in April 4th it will be our Singles' Day on November 11th. Thank God in the West for allowing us singles to have a carnival.

14. If you are not in love, you will not know the depression of being a bachelor. If you are not out of love, you will not know that love hurts. November 11, 2016 is the God’s Stick Day. All gods and horses are just clouds. Getting out of trouble is the best way. Don’t be afraid of love. You may be hurt, but the sweetness in love is fascinating. Put aside distracting thoughts and let love help you get naked and become a couple!

15. Couples can celebrate every holiday as Valentine’s Day, and singles can celebrate every holiday as Singles’ Day.

16. Being single is a kind of personality, being single is a kind of temperament, your personality is independent, your temperament is very good, must remain is a kind of mood, fearlessness is a kind of temperament, your mood is great, temperament Very good, festivals are a kind of care, blessings are a kind of embellishment, text messages are a kind of communication, and being single is a kind of happiness! 2016. 11. Giant Singles’ Day, you are happier than anyone else!

On the 17th and 11th of the month, I wish you troubles (light) away, blessings (light) brilliant, future (light) bright, career (brilliant), love (brilliant), and (light) religion. Yaozu, even I get some (light).

Happy Singles' Day!

18. Life is so tiring! You have to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is very tiring, you can’t rob, you have to pay taxes to make money, and even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged. Happy Singles’ Day!

19. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have power! Busy at work every day and night, hey! Busy at work every day and every night!

20. Without a wife or girlfriend, no one will take care of our lives; if we want to smoke or drink, no one will take care of our hands; if we sleep in and don’t take a shower, no one will bother us; if we are single, we will be young. Single, free and carefree! Happy Singles' Day!

21. You are a bachelor because Cupid’s archery skills are too poor and his aim is always inaccurate; the red line used by Yue Lao is always broken. 11. 11 Super Singles Day is here, I have helped them correct it, and you will be able to take off your clothes smoothly!

22. First line: I was single last year, I am single this year, and I seem to be single next year; Second line: My classmates have their own plans, my colleagues have their own plans, and my peers also seem to have their own plans; Horizontal line: I am a bachelor. On this special Singles' Day, I wish everyone a happy Singles' Day, a happy life, happiness and sweetness!

23. What’s there to be afraid of on Singles’ Day? Isn’t it just watching lovers staring at their grades and making their hearts bleed?

24. You are a bachelor, you are cute, and you never cook when you eat; you are a bachelor, you are proud, and you have no worries about playing with women; you are a bachelor, you are glorious, you are a one-stop shop for good fortune; you are a bachelor, you are happy, and you want to Just say whatever it is. Happy Singles' Day!

25. Singles’ Day is here. I wish you happiness every day, every hour, and every moment of the year.

26. One person consumes without being burdened, is independent, makes decisions decisively, does not sweep the house, does not fold the bed quilt, does not listen to wordy words, and does not kneel down.

27. He is well-educated and handsome, and everyone loves him when he meets him. I don’t have a car, I don’t have a house, and I have no choice but to be handsome. Appearance is not a bachelor's problem, the problem is not having a car or a house. I wish all single friends, on this once-in-a-hundred-year Shengun Day, bid farewell to being single and find true love!

28. There is no festival for both young and old, but only for the young and old! There are only four festivals celebrated every year, including Spring Festival, Christmas, Men's Day, and another one I don't want to mention. This year, there is something new about this festival, which coincides with the holiday on Saturday. You ask me what festival it is, it’s not a child, it’s a bachelor! Haha, happy holidays!

29. He won’t celebrate this Singles’ Day because of me!

30. Seeing that you have been a bachelor for so many years, I think it must be because there are many, many people who have a crush on you, because no one has confessed to you until now. It's Singles' Day again, relax, stripping off will be yours sooner or later.

31. It should be Singles’ Day, 11. 11 is in pairs, the loneliness in the odd number is really lonely!

32. Don’t be alone on Singles’ Day, friends come to accompany you with greetings. Life is a long road, and being single is short after all. Although you don’t have a partner for the time being, you can only be free and easy for a few years. Don’t waste the good time, and you will definitely have a happy holiday!

33. Singles’ Day is coming, the temperature has dropped, and the weather is cold. Single brothers, don’t forget to wear two cotton-padded jackets. When you meet a girl who is so cold, give her your love and smile. Maybe you will become a couple next Singles Day.

34. If you don’t have money, what can you do to keep your beloved Ma Zi?

35. I don’t know how many Singles’ Days have passed, how many Valentine’s Days alone, and there is still one month left 11. 11. I really don’t want to be alone this year.

36. The temptation of the body is far away. They are urban men and women; they are young bachelors who have already set their hearts but are still far away. Being enthusiastic is a characteristic, being unrestrained and free is a characteristic, being independent is a trait, and being alone is just a specialty! I wish you: Happy and eye-catching Singles’ Day!

37. Today, on Singles’ Day, I wish you: go away your worries and bring you happiness. Rolling around, the unique advantages of being a bachelor are rolling in, and I am bringing you my best wishes. I wish you good fortune to come.

38. Warning: Because you have betrayed the bachelor's organization and are unrighteous, we have decided to implement the three-guang policy against you, killing all your troubles, burning all your bad luck, and robbing all your melancholy. Publicly review your happiness on Singles’ Day!

39. I thought I wouldn’t have to spend this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone. Singles’ Day talk

40. I don’t know whose wife is in my bed, and I don’t know whose bed my wife is in!

41. Singles’ Day is here, and I wish the married nunchakus all the best; the lovesick nunchucks in love, happiness and sweetness; and the single singles nunchakus have a bright future.

42. On Singles’ Day this year, I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand!

43. Feelings about Singles’ Day: Girls nowadays are so strange, they prefer the second generation of rich people. They just stop cooking without a car or a house, and they cry and become mistresses. I am neither tall nor handsome, and I get kicked every time in my relationship. Looking back, I think about when my love will come! Singles' Day text messages

44. Don't ask me again how to celebrate Singles' Day. I spend all holidays with my mobile phone

45. When the Chinese teacher turns around, he is willing to be like a child; Mathematics When the teacher turns around, he is willing to ask for six yuan or six times; when the English teacher turns around, he speaks foreign language and travels around the world;

46. I read a lot of mommy’s birth diaries during my pregnancy, and I always insisted on having a natural birth, and I really remembered it after giving birth to the baby. It got worse, so I wrote down my normal delivery diary as a memory for the baby when he grows up. 11.11 Singles Day, 7.6kg, a boy. Moms who hope to have a natural birth should insist on a natural birth, which will cause less harm! !

47. My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. My middle school is in Class 11, my university is No. 11, and my dormitory is Room 1011. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder now I don’t even have a girlfriend, so I’m depressed--

48. The giant Singles’ Day is coming soon, so I wish you had arrived early. I hope you don't have to be noisy, don't have trouble, don't have to be in a bad mood. Being single is free and joyful, and being single can also be fun. I hope you cherish your single time and stay happy as usual. Happy holidays!

49. Forgive me for Singles’ Day, I’m just a passerby.

50. Chinese Valentine’s Day is the Lantern Festival, also known as the Lantern Festival. The seventh day of July becomes Valentine's Day, just like November 11 is called Singles' Day. It's just a promotional trick by merchants.

51. Everyone is single, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there!

52. It’s Singles’ Day again. At this time, we feel more in love with each other. Friends are consoling each other for beer, and parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking. Don’t be afraid to keep an empty house this year. You will definitely have a lot of children in the future - I support you!

53. Hahahahaha I saw a picture, my dearest self, on 11.11 Singles Day. Those who are single on Singles’ Day, don’t regret it

54. No one in the world understands why you are still single, only I understand. Because you are too good and can't find anyone who is worthy of you, and you are unwilling to force yourself, so you can only stay single! I understand and support you! Being single is not a crime! Happy Singles' Day!

55., 11. I was invited to attend weddings on both Singles’ Day and November. It really subtly resolved my embarrassment. Where is the love, where is the career?

56 , It’s good to be single, because you won’t fall in love and have no worries; it’s good to be single, you’ll be quiet and no one will make noises. If you are in a good relationship, you will not be lonely or troubled; if you are in a good marriage, you will love each other until you grow old. Whether you are single or in love, I wish you all a happy Singles' Day!

57. Those people who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

58. Comrades and friends, the annual Singles’ Day is here again as scheduled. On this occasion, on behalf of the Party Central Committee and the State Council, I would like to extend holiday blessings to single comrades across the country, and I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and greetings to all the bachelor colleagues who persist in the front line of chatting on the phone.

The past year has been a glorious year and a year of progress. I hope that in the coming days, comrades, we must maintain a modest and prudent style, neither arrogant nor impetuous. The pragmatic style of not doing anything until it is reached creates a new situation in bachelor's work.

59. The best recipe for Singles’ Day: two fried dough sticks and two scallions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch, and two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. Eat like this and you won't need this recipe next year!

60. Being truly moved by only one person, but hurting the hearts of thousands of girls

61. How happy are we singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like a good husband at home? Hanging from a tree is so sad!

62. Acne is someone else’s, myopia is someone else’s, broken love is someone else’s, the flowers are yours, your smile is yours, the man is yours, the BMW is yours, say goodbye to Singles’ Day. Bar.

63. Don’t call me an otaku, please call me a homely man.

64. Being in love is a state of strong network speed, being in love is a state of crash, and we bachelors are in a standby state.

65. It’s boring to give out lollipops on Singles’ Day.

66. If you want to travel on Bicycle Day, take your heart with you, don’t leave me, walk together.

67. Why don’t you take a stand? Don’t friends have to do it too? Can you take the first step? If you don't take the first step, I will give up. I don't have the ability to take the first step. Wait until 11. Spend Halloween and spend Singles’ Day on 11. Then goodbye once and for all.

68. Marry me when you say no; fall in love with me when I say yes.

69. The luminous cup of grape wine always accompanies you with joy and joy, dissipating loneliness and letting you smile freely. Singles' Day is here and I'm alone, and you and I are here to have a drink. May you drink with joy, and you and I will be happy.

70. Who said that 11.11 is Singles’ Day, so you have to be single. I think the true meaning of 11.11 is: love only one person for the rest of your life.

71. If you don’t love something, just say you don’t love it. Don’t let the labor and management do that: we are not suitable.

72. When did my girlfriend ask her group friends for drinks? I don’t know if the girl in the group has a boyfriend. I want to leave the group but I’m afraid that it’s hard to join the group. I can’t sleep at night because I shouldn’t be drunk. When will I be able to fulfill my dream? Black and white, beautiful and ugly men, tall and short, fat and thin. This matter has never been solved. I hope that the group of long-term singles will no longer have to suffer from being single. Being single is suffering. We are already twenty-five and have no one to mend our clothes.

73. Everyone knows that November 11 is Singles’ Day and the Double 11 sale day, but does anyone know that November 11 is the Armistice Day of World War I? Refuse war and maintain peace, starting from me.

74. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

75. Four thoughts of a bachelor: thinking about money, thinking about a car, thinking about a house, and thinking about a wife. Man, after Singles’ Day, hurry up and make your four (thoughts) come true, and become a husband and father soon!

76. On Singles’ Day ten days ago, thanks to the efforts of many parties, all the remaining men and women got into pairs. As a bachelor, are you also in pairs? If you haven’t yet, today is Couples Day, I wish you will get married as soon as possible!

77. I don’t know when it became Singles’ Day, and I don’t know when it became Double Eleven. Then a month later, you were told that you must have two to live well.

78. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of bachelors going to a brothel. twenty one. Bachelor: A new member of the martial arts spectrum, commonly used at home and a must-have for travel. It can be used to poach corners and gather fragrant herbs. It has the miraculous effect of attracting bees and butterflies for self-entertainment. It is deeply loved by young people.

79. On November 11th, there was a pair on both sides, which did not fit the bleak atmosphere of Singles’ Day. However, on November 1st, looking sideways at the other pair over there suddenly added a cool and awesome feeling. Temperament, a golden light covered the sky, and a kind of cup fell from the sky!

80. A man is the one who can forgive a woman’s lies.

81. There are no bachelors in the world. It’s just that prices have risen a lot, so there are bachelors. Behind every successful bachelor, there are parents who tormented him. The bachelor is not in the world, but the world has the legend of the bachelor. Happy Singles’ Day!

82. How will you celebrate Singles’ Day this year? Skip it!

83. Arrangements for Singles’ Day: Eat two fried dough sticks in the morning; take the No. 11 bus to and from get off work; invite 4 bachelors to play mahjong in the evening, with only one hook; go to bed on time at 11:11 at night. Be sure to follow these steps and be single next year!

84. I hate Singles’ Day, which makes us singles unable to face it.

85. It’s hard to be single, it’s hard to be single, it’s already twenty-five years old, and there’s no one to mend the torn clothes; it’s fun to be single, it’s fun to be single, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

86. It’s time for brothers to get together!

87. It’s November 11th again, the annual Singles’ Day! Friends, are you still single? Are you happy?

88. One tree and one person, one heart and one rope, one flower and one god, 11. On Singles’ Day, I wish you to become a tree-man for a hundred years, to relieve the worries of a hundred years, and finally congratulations on becoming a god. I wish you happiness every day. No worries! Funny quotes about singles on Singles’ Day

1. Protect singles. Without love, there is no harm.

2. Don’t tell me Happy Valentine’s Day unless you want to spend it with me.

3. Don’t think about being single anymore. The object is not suitable for us single nobles.

4. It’s not that you don’t want to marry, it’s that you can’t find the right one to marry.

5. Don’t call me a single dog. A lonely dog ??is not worthy of my status. Can you call me a lone wolf?

6. I am so single that I almost forget that I also have the right to love, haha How ironic

7. In single life, no one seems to make you angry, and of course no one can surprise you

8. Being single is a state, and so is being with two people. It depends on how you want to survive.

9. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

10. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

11. Single proud little ones, it’s a lovely day. I know you and I I think the same thing

12. Do we like being single, or is there someone we can’t let go of?

13. Well, I comfort myself that I am single on Singles Day just because I am so handsome

14. I feel that this thing is difficult to measure whether it is high or low. It feels like it can kill a lot of people.

15. Those who have tickets for Singles Day will show affection to let the singles have a good time

16. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and there is no one to repair your torn clothes. ; Singles' happiness, bachelor's happiness, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

17. Being single is a state. How can you live this life if you don’t live alone!

18. All good men become other people’s husbands.

19. It seems like I am the only single guy in the class.

20. Even if there is no good man in your life, you are still your own good woman.

21. Even if you leave, someone will come in, I will wait

22. No gifts will be accepted for the holiday today, only girlfriends!

23. I broke up with her today, please let me be single and happy.

24. Wait quietly for that person to appear, and laugh together as the flowers bloom and fall.

25. Insecure children always like to hug the quilt when sleeping.

26. I won’t get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

27. Tomorrow is Singles Day, where are the singles like me?

28. Tomorrow is another craze for showing affection, please automatically block me as a single As a dog, I just want to be quiet

29. Visually, a large group of lovers intertwined with each other and attacked the single dog tribe

30. Mu is the mouth of the nest! Mu is the mouth of the nest. Mengxiang! Wo looks at Ni affectionately! Wo wants to say to Ni, Wo is short for Ni!

31. I was not involved in the past that you don’t want to mention

32. You promise You got through it, but you forgot the person who has been waiting for you

33. After you told me so much, I was the only one left alone

34. In fact, Taobao It is still very humane, and it also knows how to give singles a reason to go out and meet people tomorrow

35. On Valentine’s Day, I played Lianliankan at home, eliminating a pair to make a pair.

36. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I am always there for Singles’ Day!

37. We have no date on Valentine’s Day, and we have no one to express our feelings to on April Fool’s Day, so it’s Qingming Festival The festival is good and there is someone to worship.

38. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.

39. Appearance is easy to age, and beauty is easy to throw away. If you marry well, it will be good, but if you marry poorly, the pain will be unbearable.

40. What kind of single dog can you live as long as a single turtle like me?

41. God! Give me a lover. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I’ve already After many Singles’ Days, I don’t want to have to watch others celebrate Valentine’s Day!

42. Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year’s Day alone, and let me spend Valentine’s Day alone. Yes, if you have the ability, let me pass the exam alone.

43. Those who are single all come forward and let me know that I am not the only one.

44. On Double 11, I openly admit that I am single

45. What are you going to do? Continue to be my single dog and go shopping on Taobao

46. The reason Double Eleven is called a shopping festival is because singles like to pin their pain on money

47. On Double Eleven, are you having sex or barking?

48. So giving lollipops is just a little bit of comfort to single dogs. Don’t ask me what the biggest comfort is. Of course, it’s to give it to someone hot~

49. Why are you single? Because you are not only ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

50. The person who is going to marry me in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day. Thank you.

51. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone, but I’m afraid of spending it with someone else.

52. I regained my status as a single aristocrat and proudly continued my youth.

53. I think being single is good, but I have always been ridiculed.

54. I just like to be single and let my hair fly in the wind.

55. How awesome you are now. You are so ugly, you are so short, you are so confident, and you are showing off everywhere as a single guy. You are a loser.

56. Now I am alone again, a simple person. Don't worry about him anymore.

57. Only when you put the shoes on your own feet will you know whether they fit or not.

58. Generally good-looking people are single, such as me.

59. Excellent people are generally single. Don’t ask me why. Excellent people are willful.

60. Those who have the ability but are not looking for it are called single aristocrats, and those like you are called single dogs.

61. Some people say that I am single. It’s really funny. We all don’t have the same body. Are you fucking twin?

62. There is a beautiful legend: single people do not fail the exam

63. Originally, all single people found their love before Singles’ Day. My other half, I don’t ask to find my other half, as long as I have a brother to accompany me

64. The best way before meeting the next person who likes you is to stay single for a period of time

65. In this era where ambiguity is more common than love, being single is actually a luxury.

66. The reason why you are single is probably because you have an impossible person in your heart, and you are with an impossible person. Someone who will come back again.

67. Just let go of your hand suddenly and continue walking alone.

68. Just go back to being alone again, no big deal.