Funny and humorous greetings

Funny and humorous greetings

Guide: Want to find some humorous greetings? Next, I collected a complete collection of humorous greetings for your reference.

1. If spring leaves, I will wait for you in summer; If the moon is gone, I will wait for you at dawn; If the sun goes, I will wait for you at night; If you don't reply to me, I will keep threatening you with text messages!

2. It is said that if you receive a caring message at dawn, the person who reads the message will be happy all his life. If so, I would like to be the messenger of happiness, and when the morning comes, I will gently say: Good morning!

3. In the morning, the mood is holding the morning light, dispelling worries and hesitations with warm beauty, and happiness rises from the bottom of my heart. The spirit and morning breeze are together, washing depression and melancholy with comfort and coolness, and self-confidence is soaring from this moment, a new day, new hope and new opportunities. Good morning.

4. Spring security, Cheyenne security, autumn security, winter security and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you: good health, peace of mind, good morning, good night and peace all your life.

5. There is a grass that is green for you, a sky that is sunny for you, a cloud that floats for you, a gust of wind that blows for you, a flower that smiles for you, and a moon that walks for you. There is a saying for you: You are happy, I am happy!

6. Chickens crow again in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people who stay in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. Teachers and bosses are waiting for you to report for duty. The morning breeze carries my message. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

7. Come on, I can't wait. I'm going to lead the heavenly soldiers and bring all kinds of immortals to your side with the rising of the sun, and I'll give you the best wishes first: May you open your eyes and see happiness, and reach out for the best; Lift your legs across Xiangyun and open your mouth into happiness; Then, have a good day! Good morning, friend!

8. Take time to help others. This is the road to happiness. Take time to dream, this is a successful start; Take time to love each other, which is the need of happiness; Take some time to exercise, it is necessary for health! Take time to giggle, it's important for you!

9. If the sun doesn't shine on you today, you can choose the following ways to cheer up: 1. Read my short message. 2. Write me back when you are free. 3. Think of me again. 4. Think of me again when you are free. Hehe, I wish you happiness!

1. Have a good relationship, and chat frequently by SMS; If you are troubled, you may wish to smile; Sorrow drives away, happiness is beautiful; Concerned around, emotionally reliable; Greetings quietly, into your arms; Blessing to you, Ankang to the old! Heart to, love to!

11. A ray of morning light is soft and comfortable, a blessing is accompanied by happiness, a greeting is sent to care, a smile is a happy wish, a hug is a beautiful day, a text message is linked by friendship, and a word is good morning, friends!

12. Let the sunshine bring you warmth; Let the wind blow away your troubles; Let the rain wash away your regrets; Let work bring you wealth; ; Let my information bring you good luck!

13. I miss you every day at noon, sweating all over my feet, but I miss every word of this message. I want to call you, but I'm afraid I'll disturb you, and the long-distance charge is expensive. This matter is ancient and difficult! ! I hope you get it, thousands of miles. Ha ha ha ha laugh!

14. The breeze in the morning swept over the window sill and touched the corner of the hair. The birds in the morning woke up and smiled. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful. Nature's "friends" called you: "Good friend, get up quickly, and it's time for' good morning'."

15, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can chew it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, and you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, and you can kick it; If you're bored, I'm the explosive charge. You can order it!

16. Because of fashion, there is less cloth; Because of air conditioning, less sweat; Because of entertainment, communication is less; Because of the banquet, I lost my appetite; Because of competition, there is less leisure; Because of your good friend, my troubles are less.

17. People are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows, the brighter the house! I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun, sending flowers in spring, cool breeze in summer, cool air in autumn and sunshine in winter; May happiness and health always accompany you!

18. Time is like water. Many of the joys and sorrows of every day and the happiness and sorrow of every moment have disappeared in the surging waves, and there is nowhere to find them. Only friends are always around. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

19. I present you the shortest, most incisive, most popular, warmest and best-selling mobile phone novel of this century: I wish you a happy day! I wish you happy reading, satisfactory acceptance, comfortable execution and comfortable enjoyment! Please take it!

2. Today's life is very happy, and tomorrow will be a good day. I wish the money a bright future: counting money until you get cramped, saving money until you run away, spending money happily, using old money with new money, and small money keeps turning into big money. Forward! Qian Jin!

21. Dude, do you have a schedule today? The air outside is really fresh, and the birds are really happy. Pack up and come out and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? If you don't come out, don't come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: Good morning, friend!

22. It's dawn because the sun gets up, the grass is green because it's spring, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, and I'm texting you because I want to wake the lazy pig up, haha, get up, good morning!

23, as long as you have a pure and sweet smile; You will have the romance of wind-flowers, snow and moon; You will have a beautiful and happy tomorrow! I wish you a happy and good mood!

24. song for you Magpie, the alarm clock rings for you, the chicken crows for you, the kitten meows for you, the puppy wants you, the lazy gets up, and the lazy gets up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you, don't delay the class.

25. Salary is like the geometric doubling of house prices, and marriage is like stocks that can only be sold but not refunded; Age is like a 4% discount for swiping a card, and red envelopes are like one-way charges for moving; Funds soar like Spring Festival travel rush, happiness is like diamonds forever, all of which belong to you!

26. Ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with great energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

27. The morning light strolls into the window screen, hoping to fill your cheeks. The morning light opens your heart, and your self-confidence gradually sublimates. Say good morning, and you will be full of energy and joy. Good morning, friend.

28, early in the morning, early in the morning, I will give you a panacea, and the sound of the morning will clear your mind, and the morning will be full of face and good spirits; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining, and confidence is coming. May you have fun every day and good morning.

29. I put happiness in a "tube", put happiness in a "bar", put sweetness in a "million", romance accompanied by "making a fortune" and carved it into a "whiteboard" persistently, wishing you happiness throughout your life.

3. You are an onion, which grows in my heart, and it is equally lush without soil and water. You are an onion, which blooms in my eyes. If you eat food without taste, there will be no food left for you. You are my spring onion, green onion and onion, and I like you!

31. Hold a beam of morning light and gently put it on your face, which will bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your eyes full of hope, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. That is my good wish for you, good morning friend!

32. The song is sung for the bosom friend, the wine is drunk for the confidant, the love is expensive for the interval, the heart is thinking for the distance, the moon is ashamed for the infatuation, the star is beautiful for the love, and the bridge is waiting for the running water. I wish my partner and wish you every second happiness. Good morning!

33. Sleep away yesterday's tiredness, forget yesterday's annoyance, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings nourish you like a cold morning!

34. In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is as wishful thinking. Dawn, not only the sun shines, but also your kindness. Oh, good morning!

35. The rain and dew in the morning are clear and transparent. The troubled cicadas are singing noisily. The cheerful magpies can't hide their joy. The lovely sparrows are also chirping. So you wake up and say hello gently: Good morning and have a happy day.

36. The beauty of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as Ming Che as a river, as bright as glass, and as sweet as dew. Dear partner, good morning, I wish you a good feeling today!

37. Turn on your cell phone in the morning, and strings of bells ring again and again! The rising sun accompanies my message, and a happy day opens; At any time and place during the day, the message of blessing is sent to you, which is very warm. Sunset and night arrival, greetings make you sweet!

38, find some leisure, find some time, ask your partner to go out more. Bring a smiling face, a blessing, and send a short message to your true partner. Time often has a partner, but not often. Use time often to wish a partner who is not often, and be happy often! Good morning!

39. I give you my' wishes' where the sun shines, my greetings to you where the rain drenches, and my beloved partner where the text message can reach. Good morning! I wish you happiness every day and always!

4. Water entering the Gobi is the most precious; Heavy night lights are the most precious; Friendship is the most precious in the vast sea of people; A happy life and well-being are the most precious; May you have all the most precious and wonderful equipment!

41, too many blessings, afraid of vulgarity, can't say it; Too many greetings are enough, for fear that they have drifted with the monsoon. I just want to whisper a good morning friend. May you be full of energy and be happy all day.

42. Good morning. A beam of sunshine shines on your body. I wish you happiness every day. When you go to the God of Wealth's home, your dreams will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. Your partner's wishes are all sincere.

43. Open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch a beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happy today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! May your mood be brilliant and your life be comfortable and carefree!

44. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel a natural smile; Take a walk at night, talk about home, and taste ordinary happiness. Partner, have a good attitude, may you be happy and wonderful!

45, although busy will leave greetings behind, although years will push the old things away, but every time I remember, every time I stand on my feet, every time I think of you, my heart will be warm and pleasant. May my wishes accompany you every moment, and may you have a good feeling today!

46. It's sunny in the morning. I wish you a safe companion. The sun is scorching at noon, and I wish you luck all day; I wish you happiness at sunset in the evening!

47. As soon as the alarm goes off in the morning, the battle begins. Eat breakfast on the road and rush to the battlefield. I can't imagine a traffic jam. My back is to my wings. The work is too long, and I am immersed in hard work every day. Ideals support dreams and share with you!

48. It's dawn because the sun gets up, the grass is green because it's spring, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, and I'm texting you because I want to wake the lazy pig up, haha, get up, good morning!

49. Good morning! You were complained about sleeping last night! Pillows complain that your mouth is watering, quilts complain that you are dancing and stamping, and sheets complain that you are doodling maps. Therefore, Duke Zhou sent me to investigate: Which beauty did you dream of last night?

5. The sun rises in Ran Ran and the breeze blows softly. Flowers stretch, magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. My best wishes are presented to you when the clear alarm bell rings. Good morning to you!

51. I will give you 5 million yuan today: Be happy, be healthy, be safe, be smooth, and think of me (or kiss me) at any time.

52. Good morning, dear. Breakfast is made from the ingredients in bed last night.

53. Sincere wishes are brought to you in the distance. I wish you all the best and happiness.

54. Collect golden flowers in the garden of my heart. I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

55. Good morning! May you have a good mood today!

56. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

57. I hope you have a nice day!

58. I ask the sun to shine happy sunshine on you every day, and I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best!

59. I miss you so much when I wake up, and I send short messages at will. How are you? I wish you a good mood every day.

6. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a wonderful day!

61. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

62, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope that happiness will always emerge in your heart ...

63, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on your body, I wish you happiness every day, the God of Wealth will go home, your dream will come true, you won the lottery today, and you will take office tomorrow, and all your friends' blessings are sincere. ;