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Because of you, I believe that maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together. Now I really want to say … what evil did I do in my last life! I know I can't catch up with you, so many people chase you, I'm sure there's no hope, forget it, some things can't be forced, leave the opportunity to others, anyway, whoever catches up with you is the same-kill people-you'd better run! Dead mouse! Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains, ate together and drank soup together. Although you never return my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, wear a robe when you go out! Smiling is a very good thing. If you smile at ten people a day, you will be happy. If you smile at fifteen people, you will feel very happy. If you keep smiling all day, others may think you are crazy! Xiao Lv said to the donkey mother, "Mom, someone sent me a malicious message. Can't I answer?" Donkey mother said, "Don't be fooled, the pig will come back, but the donkey won't." The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my sincere greeting to you ... Are you all right, donkey? I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting for loneliness, just because one day when you walk by the roadside, I will fall in love with you ... If I can't crush you, I will live in vain. If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce your sentence." You should pay attention to your image in the future. You are an adult, don't be the same as before. Drink less wine. Last night, someone saw you chasing the pig with a glass in your hand and shouted, are you your brother? If you are a brother, do it!

Dragon swear words: Frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like the way you walk, like the cuteness of your coquetry, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you don't catch mice! Lin Daiyu broke up because of her unforgettable love; San Mao's breaking stems from her understanding and detachment at that moment of vicissitudes; People will be bad one day, and yours is that I want to eat walnuts too much. I sat on my knee and stroked heptachlor. You stand still, that's my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved an eternal story-casting pearls before swine. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! Oh, my god Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin. . . Urgent notice: For the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood! A person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. You are bragging. Sorry, I accidentally deleted the phone book! Are you Shen Jingbing? Or Hu Lijing? Is that Mei Renxing? Or Wu Bai? If neither, then you must be a pig! Becoming a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. As for the novelty of speed theory, it is definitely the first, and one can be designed in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt! Lovers are roads, friends are pigs. There is only one road in life, and there are many pigs on one road. Don't forget the road if you have money, and don't sell pigs if you lack money. Don't get lost when you are happy, and feed the pigs when you are resting. I wish my pig happy every day!

Talk about the mantra: Your' advantages are too numerous'. You dance on cow dung, and everyone makes a move in front of you, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, your ass can still poof, not afraid of stink, and you can still smell it. People send nicknames: spanking! Twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like "two"? You are noble, you show sexy curves, and you are firm in the wind and rain. Not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful! I heard that you have a high rate of turning your head recently. I was very puzzled, so I secretly went to see you, only to find that it was because you gained weight that you really couldn't finish reading it at once. Take care of yourself, my friend. Can't sleep, say something heavy, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy, not good. Say something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, it's a good thing that you gained weight before the price of meat went up, so there is a lot of room for appreciation! Good night. I saw you the other day. You were holding a telephone pole with your head exploding, dancing with excitement, blushing and your heart beating. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked! Friend, you lied to me, you know, deeply hurt my fragile heart, and you bullied such a good person as me. You said you were too bad! Don't you know what's wrong? Think, think again! Oh, your memory is really poor! You said to contact me, why haven't you contacted me yet? Text me back quickly! Meeting you is my destiny, really. Silk stockings are your mask to confuse all beings, and solitude makes you mysterious. I just watched you coming to me, and then I heard your affectionate whisper: Want money or die? A man took a photo and asked people everywhere if they knew the person in the photo. Others say no, only I can recognize you. Do you know why? Because of me. . . On the day you saw the pig, you went out without permission. Someone wants to hug you, someone wants to take a photo with you, and someone wants you to perform in the street. Or I know your heart, stand up and say loudly: let this little monkey return to nature.

Swearing is particularly ugly: you speak with the temperament of a scholar, you do things with the temperament of a successful person, you dress with the temperament of a star, you exude a temperament, and even your feet exude athlete's foot! Let's break up. Although many lonely nights haunt me because you are not alone, it hurts me too much. Now I finally understand that smoking is harmful to health. The sky is rustling, the rain is fluttering, the wind is like a wolf howling, and the moon is like a broken knife. You are pushing a wooden chariot in the wind and rain. Suddenly! You stopped the chariot, glared at a house in front, and screamed at the sky; "It's broken!" The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to put on more clothes, you always disdainfully answer: Why do I have such thick pigskin? Are you still afraid of that breeze? How many years have you graduated? I don't know if you will think of me, of our youth who played truant together, played pranks together and got drunk in the sunset together. I don't know if you remember. . . You haven't paid me back the money you lent me! A little dog whispered to a mouse, "Do you like me?" The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human. You are optimistic and carefree, with high sleep quality, strong body, good appetite, white skin and fleshy body. You are so cute when you smile! It's so cute. . . Like pigs! One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. I think it's strange. When I went to look, I saw that little pig didn't know what it was doing, and then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message! It is not difficult for a person to do a good deed, but it is difficult to do only good deeds and not do bad things all his life. Although you are not as great as Lei Feng, you have done good deeds all your life, but you have done stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent! Once upon a time, there was a university student. I heard that you can attract the attention of the opposite sex as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; Your personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are so cool! So we all respect you: Yokai is cool! Send you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can use a small knife to cut and cut. At the same time, you can vent and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons! If you eat too much text messages, you will fart. If it is windy, you will have a runny nose. If you eat pears, you will have diarrhea. Your biggest wish is to get married, and you want me to keep your secret. Send me a message as soon as possible, and give me a blessing is the premise, otherwise everyone will know you and will not reply to the message! You always send me away and always welcome me back. I will always remember this friendship and I will always be good to you. Don't worry, I'll buy some dog food tomorrow. You are a sentimental crow, you are a lively frog, you are muddy but not dirty, you are a fiery prawn in my heart, and I want to greet you gently: How are you now, fool who read my message! You see my infatuation in your eyes, my hospitality in your eyes, my true love in your eyes, and I look into your eyes deeply. Wow! What a big piece of gum! A sister went to the disco to find a duck. The manager asked her which one she wanted. She replied: handsome, and can come five times a night, and none of them can last for two hours. So the manager shouted: Brother, don't look at the phone, pick up the guests! Mo Wen, an ancient hero, is the source of hooligans in the world. No matter how old they are, life may be hard to be confused. Dreams have long been numb. Friends for many years are worth caring about. I will tell you how I really feel. Dude, don't always get up in the middle of the night and climb trees. I've been thinking about you a lot lately, and I know it's not good. But if I don't tell you the truth, I will regret it all my life! No matter what your decision is, I won't force you: if you are really in trouble, don't pay back the twenty cents you owe me.