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When I have money ... "Drink a cup of soybean milk and pour a cup; What are the lyrics in this song!

This is just a short message, which is boring. ..

There is no such lyric in the song "When I am rich"!

This is the full text information.

When we have money, we will drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks. Mother wants to dip in white sugar and brown sugar. Buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour the other!

When I have money, I will eat steamed stuffed buns and rice porridge. If I want to dip in vinegar, I will dip in vinegar. If I want to dip in soy sauce, I will buy two steamed buns, eat one and throw one!

When I have money, I will buy a computer first. I want to install XP and XP, and I want to install nt and nt. XP will install two versions at a time and keep one version!

When we have money, we will go to the hotel to order chickens. If we want local chickens to be called local chickens and foreign chickens to be called foreign chickens, we'll fuck one and return the other!

When I am rich, I will hire a few Japanese Sir Zhong, who can fight and scold if they want. One is angry, one is exhausted, one is starved to death, one is drowned, one is choked to death, and one wants to die! ! !

When I am rich, I will drink old wine and smoke heavy cigarettes. I want to drink red wine and white wine. Light two cigarettes, smoke one and burn one!

When we have a car, if we want to break the rules, we will break the rules and drive at will, flashing the lights twice, once a red light and once a green light!

When we have money. If you want to go to Europe, you can go to Europe. If you want to go to the United States for a long time, you can charter two planes, a landline and an escort at a time.

When I have money, I will go to Zhongguancun to buy CDs. I want to buy genuine products, and I want to buy pirated products. I want to buy two copies of everything, one for "fast forward" and one for "fast backward"!

When I have money, I will go to Yansha to buy silk scarves. I want to buy red and green ones, two at a time, one around my neck and one around my waist!

When we have money, we will take art photos. I want to take adult photos and ghost photos, two at a time, one with clothes on and one without clothes.

When we have money, we will buy a luxury car. I want to buy a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW, two at a time, one in front and the other in the back!

When I have money, I will buy a luxury villa. I want to buy a city and a suburb. I will buy two buildings at a time, one for me and one for raising pigs!

When I have money, I will go to a massage every day. I want leg press to bend his back. I want to hire two masseurs at a time, one for massage and one for observation!

When we are rich, if we are not afraid, we will not get sick. We want AIDS and SARS. Pass it to Lao Wang and Xiao Zhang!

When we have money, we will buy a team. I want to buy Real Madrid and Manchester United. The referee buys two, the referee cuts one and cuts one.

When we have money, we will hire someone to kill the black whistle. Damn it, he can win whoever he wants and punish whoever he wants. After counting the money, there are two kinds of sounds, burping and farting.