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The creativity of human resources department in waiting for New Year's greetings.
Comrades have sent a lot of short messages to express their wishes to you these days, which are very good and comprehensive, basically representing my opinions, and I agree with them. In addition, add three points: good health, happy mood and happy holidays. Happy spring festival!
2. The unit is like a big tree full of monkeys. Looking up is full of ass, looking down is full of smiling faces, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass.
3. Golden monkey's self-evaluation: stronger than mice, stronger than cows, fiercer than tigers, better than rabbits, more respectful than dragons, more intimidating than snakes, more diligent than Ma Zhuang, better than sheep, more diligent than chickens, more loyal than dogs and fatter than pigs? Better than monkeys.
4. In the Year of the Monkey, I will send you five monkeys: smart and secretive as a macaque, healthy and happy as a horse monkey, rich and carefree as a golden monkey, carefree as an ape and smart as a grandson monkey.
The imperial edict is that Fengtian carries the imperial edict: during the Spring Festival, the climate is changeable, hot and cold. This decree is hereby promulgated. Ai Qing treats herself well, adds clothes to keep warm, avoids catching a cold, keeps a happy mood at any time and resists breaking up! I admire that.
6. Give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar to it, and finally add salt. Separation is salty, meeting is sweet, and finally you know everything is happy!
7. In the Year of the Monkey, I sent you a flat peach, an elixir, a letter recommending you to be the Great Immortal of Imperial Horse, and a pair of golden eyes. I wish you happiness and wait for your eternal fame!
8. My wish for the Year of the Monkey: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me and be sincere in everything you say to me.
9. In the Year of the Monkey, I sent you a flat peach, an elixir, a letter recommending you to be the Great Immortal of Imperial Horse, and a pair of golden eyes. I wish you happiness and wait for your eternal fame!
10, my Year of the Monkey wish: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, and be sincere in everything you say to me.
1 1, I wish you a new year: yes man is the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, you are better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.
12, New Year weather forecast: Around the Spring Festival, paper money will be issued in a large area, with US dollars in the northeast, rubles in the northwest, pounds in central and southern China, checks in some parts of the southeast and gold bars in some areas.
13, Spring Festival is coming, and I'll pack you a jiaozi. Ping 'an skin is wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one bite is happy, two bites are happy, three bites are smooth, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.
14, send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day!
15, Spring Festival. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!
16, I wish you a new year: you are not fat, you are the most beautiful in front of people; Money in hand, laughter in dreams.
17, with family as the center and happiness as the radius, draw a perfect family in Qian Qian!
18, this year's Spring Festival does not accept gifts, but only short messages. The idea is ingenious, the creativity is novel, the content is healthy, and the reading is hilarious and memorable. In order to remember you!
19, I wish you good health, Konka Saimengniu, beautiful women with soft companions, life Fukang Robust, career Jetta BBK, financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Purple.
20. Golden monkey reports spring return, and golden monkey reports spring return; The golden monkey comes back in spring, and the monkey comes back with gold. I wish you a somersault in the future of the Year of the Monkey, with 72 talents and 8 1 entrepreneurial skills.
2 1, China pays attention to reunion, and the Spring Festival is coming. Let's spend more time with our families and meet friends, so that family and friendship can contribute to this new year! Happy Spring Festival.
22. I miss you deeply in silence. I miss you very much. I wish you the truest in silence. I will always care about you silently. I silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival. I silently wish you a happy, reunion and happy Spring Festival!
23. Let friendship be deeper in blessings, family be warmer in care, mind be calmer in frankness, life be better in simplicity, blessings be better in greetings, and Spring Festival be happier in blessings!
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In the days when the Spring Festival is coming, the bell is about to ring and the fireworks are about to be lit, a short message will be sent to you first with a blessing. I wish you all the best in the new year. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
25, the monkey head and monkey brain are smart to create a good business, and the monkeys climb their hands and feet to win the fruit.
26. When the years were good this year, a group of monkeys came to report the good news; Spring flowers bloom again, and you are also in the scenery; I wish you a prosperous and round life every year.
27, mutton soup does not boil, the Year of the Monkey makes money. Drink more mutton soup and get rich in the Year of the Monkey.
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