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First of all, ▇ ▇ ▇ ▇ There is a scratch prize.

Second, divorce is mutual fulfillment. You cut me some slack, and I'll cut you some slack.

Third, people who have never failed will probably never succeed.

Fourth, the real society and life tell men and women that honest people always suffer, and good honest people always suffer; Those who can't let go are always in pain, and those who can't let go are always in pain. Ye's collection of feelings

You can't refuse life, but you can resist fate.

6. Positive thinking leads to positive life, and negative thinking leads to negative life.

Seven, Zoffi Altman, the first generation of Altman, Saiwen Altman, Jack Altman, Aesop Altman, Ultranman Taro, Leo Altman, Eddie Altman, Astra Altman, Yullian Altman, Boyle Altman, Jonas Altman, Scott Altman, Ultraman Chuck, ULTRAWOMAN BETH, Gray Altman, Pavat Altman, Zaas Altman, Diga Altman Justist Altman. Knox Altman, Noah Altman, Leo Altman, Severn Altman, Max Altman, Jano Altman, Montubius Altman, Guang Altman, Severn X Altman, Cerro Altman, Galaxy Altman, Otto's father, Otto's mother and Otto's king all felt very good.

Eight, people, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, but also in bed.

Nine, you didn't mean to flow, but you brought a flash flood. I am an eyebrow ferryman, but I am Ai Nong alone. I am three inches of snow on the roof, but I just see you melt. You are a surprise to the world, but you just hold me.

Ten, slow life, is self-confidence, rather than lazy muddle along.

Facing the unchangeable facts, there is no better way than accepting fate.

Since I came to this world, I haven't thought about going back alive.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

14. Be the best of yourself. It doesn't matter whether others like it or not.

Fifteen, even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

Sixteen, if you want to make your world dark, you must be strong and be your own sun.

Seventeen, the law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

I don't want anyone to care about me. It doesn't matter. I'll carry it myself when the sky falls.

Twenty, we have always wanted to learn to be strong inside. Actually, we don't need to learn this thing. We have met more scum and experienced more, and our hearts will naturally be strong.

2 1. After reading what you said, I turned off my cell phone and went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer. I took two sips, went to the window and watched the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What J stuff this TM wrote is a big deal, and you should say something! How heartbroken I am, and I hate iron for not turning into steel. Did you find a job? Is your job stable? Did you buy a house or a car? You are kidding! Then why did you send it? Can talking solve your life and financial difficulties? Can you guarantee to marry a good woman? Can you guarantee that you can stand in society in the future? Tell me, can you kill God five times under the tower? Can it give you a perfect family? Besides. Do parents spend so much money on your education just to let you talk? Don't you have any consciousness? I have studied for so many years. How much did you send? Tell me, what did it give you? Did it give you full marks? Does it make you smarter? Think about your parents scrimping and saving, and you're sitting here saying this. Don't you feel heartache? Do you have the heart? All right. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Think for yourself, and then make a confession when you figure it out!

Twenty-two, not every time you turn around, someone is waiting for you, and not every time you reach out, someone helps you.

If it rains, let it kill me!

You love him the most when you are with him, and he loves you the most when you are not with him.

If you don't work hard, it will be the same after one year, only one year older.

Twenty-six, look at others with a telescope, and look at yourself with a magnifying glass.

Twenty-seven, the road of life is full of thorns and weeds, and the road of life is full of ups and downs. We have had and lost; I have succeeded and failed. In the storm, we struggled through the mud and ushered in the sunshine after the rain.

Twenty-eight, if one day, I delete you for no reason, please forgive me, that is, I find that your world really does not lack me. Xx, I have already asked what you asked me to help you with last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply before q, but you replied directly.

Twenty-nine, the furthest distance in the world is that you have set up special care for ta, but ta has set up access rights for you, from like to dislike, from familiar people to strangers. This is the distance.

Thirty, you can spend money to solve things, try not to use human feelings, you know, human feelings are much more expensive than money.

Thirty-one, we agreed to have a private life, but you can't let go of the love and hate of your previous life. You kept me waiting for a long time, waiting for someone under the tombstone. Turns out I'm just a grave keeper.

32. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

When you can't hold on, remember to tell yourself to hold on.

Don't be too good You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to force what you can't do. Pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

Thirty-five, bearing too many expectations, how dare you live up to it easily.

Thirty-six, there is no reward to encourage efforts, all rewards are only used to reward the results of work.

37. Either endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

I can be defeated, but I won't allow myself to get up.

39. The gap between dream and reality is called action.

Forty, you can't fight dad. Why don't you fight by yourself?

Forty-one, don't just look at the aura of others, because there is bitterness in it that you can't understand.

42. It is very important to choose what kind of people to associate with. They will exert a subtle influence on your attitude towards life and the way you look at the world.

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1, after learning from the scriptures, the four of them got married and started thinking about their respective marriages. So they went on a blind date together and met a beautiful woman. As a result, Pig Bajie was selected. Tang Priest was puzzled. The woman said, you don't know much about romance. Friar Sand is puzzled. The woman said, "You have too many beards. Kissing people. " The Monkey King is more puzzled. The woman waved her hand and said, "You are so fickle!" Everyone asked, "Why can Pig Bajie?" The woman said, "Because Pig Bajie knows women's hearts best, the takeaway is safe and reliable!" "

Ms. Wang is a self-motivated lady. After her daughter was in high school, she asked her husband, Mr. Li, to take care of her daughter's study and life full-time. Ms. Wang said: Your daughter can't get into the famous brand, so you should take full responsibility. I will consider divorcing you. As a result, when his daughter took the college entrance examination, Mr. Li was nervous and insomnia every day!

3. There is a piece of Wang Yang on the bed, and it is still sleeping. When I woke up, I reached out and touched it. The bedding was wet and cold. If mom finds out, it's hard to stop a violent k, so I just decide to cover my body temperature and pretend not to get up. It's winter now, whoops. ...

4, delicious snacks for you: oranges and pears are indispensable, chocolate cake is delicious, cola Sprite is wonderful, potato chips and chicken wings are in my arms. All kinds of delicious food into your mouth, keep you busy. Now my world is finally free!

I cooked you a pot of blessing nutrition soup. It contains no pigments and preservatives. This is all made of blessings. Shelf life: After eating, I wish you happiness and good luck forever!

6. A girl chased a boy and stopped him one day and asked, "Do you like me or not?" The boy said, "Guess?" The girl boldly replied, "I guess you like me!" " "The boy said," Guess again! "

7. Lao Li is very frugal. The only problem is stuttering, the number of times of love, one. Lao Li's girlfriend is frugal. Once she called, Lao Li stammered with nervousness. Lao Li's girlfriend is anxious: Come on, it's all money!

8. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the sharp knife of happiness sticks to you; If you are in trouble, I will help you, and a beautiful bullet will be loaded; You drive the cattle, I herd the sheep, and the health leader shoots. Surrender: Smile.

9. A small county was opened to Shanghai for the first time. There are not many people sitting there, all old hats. When I arrived in Shanghai, many rustic hats stuck their heads out of the window to see the Shanghai style. The driver said angrily and put his head in. You think it's the way home. Not long after the Year of the Donkey, your head will be rubbed off.

10, I use a "vacuum cleaner" to suck the dust off your whole body, I use a "massage chair" to take away your drowsiness, and I use a "foot bath" to wash away your fatigue all day. May you be happy every day!

1 1. Yesterday, I found myself very fat, and I made up my mind to lose weight. The coach said that you should wear wide clothes so as not to tear the thread. If I have loose clothes, why should I lose weight? Do you think he is ill? !

12, give you a saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

13, Xiaoming won the first place in every exam, but he didn't this time. Mother asked angrily, why didn't you win the first prize this time? Xiaoming: I didn't win the first prize. You are all like this. Other people's mothers are not crazy. Let them win once!

14, these days, Qian Qian always depreciates, which is of little value. The trouble is really not worth it. The year-end bonus is not the total value. You value your potential and may appreciate at any time. You will spend a lot of money to buy your friendship stock. Do you think it's worth it?

15, since we broke up, why don't you let go? Time cannot be delayed any longer. We had a beautiful stay. Don't pretend to be strong, continue to be brave. Please don't give me this extra care. Fatty, you go.

16, you are a bee, I am a flower, I want you to surround me; You are the grass, I am the wind, and I want to reverse your orders; You are the blackboard and I am the eraser. If you are unhappy, you will be crossed out. The stars and the moon are for you. Find your own ladder and take it down!

17, I am scolded by you if there is a tacit understanding; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

18, it's too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and slept like an electric blanket! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Walking on the road, I met strangers, smiled at each other and became acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded. Hey, it's burnt! If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them quickly, or they will soon become spicy!

19, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the writer died on a text message; Writing a short message hit the wall, and Venus flashed; Sms funny volume tsunami, somersault on the beach: after reading this news, you can laugh!

20. Recently, the weather has been irritable and the work efficiency has plummeted. To cool off the heat, leaders care; In order to improve efficiency, it is really necessary to ask for the cost of cooling summer, which is a miraculous effect to appease people's hearts. Look forward to it, the summer vacation expenses will come!

2 1, sitting and laughing, lying and laughing; Laugh when something happens, laugh when nothing happens, and laugh happily; I laugh too, you laugh too, and wish me a message; May you be happy and laugh every day!

22. Your ice muscle jade bone makes me feel satisfied. The night is long, and I keep changing my posture on you, enjoying the happiness you bring me. Thank you, this summer, let me have you, dear ... mat.

23. Why should I send this message? I'm sure you know. You can ask me if you really don't understand. If you don't understand and don't want to ask me, then you can only understand the bottom, and you will become a bad boy who doesn't understand or ask. If you don't want to be a bad boy, you'd better send me a message and ask me quickly. I won't tell you!

24. A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another. The corn asked the popcorn around him, and the popcorn said, "Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses!" " "

25. Listen, I am the Royal Police. You are surrounded by my good luck and blessings. Only accepting blessings is your only way out, otherwise more things will come to you. Do whatever you want.

26. Talking about money with your wife is to find fault; Talking about money with lovers hurts feelings; Talking about money with friends is breaking up; Talking to the boss about money means leaving. I won't talk about money with you, just "love": I wish you a good mood every day.

27. Work should cheer yourself up like a balloon; Life should be like playing basketball, giving yourself flexibility; Good health, like playing billiards, keep your position right. Friend, I wish you happiness.

28, the joy of the festival in the bottom of my heart, wonderful slowly aftertaste. After the excitement, may my post-holiday blessing message fall on your heart like autumn rain, bringing you more warmth and surprises. Good luck with your work!

29. There is no way, no way, really no way, and I feel uncomfortable. You always sway in front of me, making me want to forget. Please don't pose in front of me. I'm afraid I can't help dropping my cell phone.

30. Oh, my God! My mobile phone is poisoned, and I will bless you automatically. I wish you a comfortable life, progress every day and a bright future; Feelings develop rapidly, and the house is full of romance as soon as possible. I hope you can read happily and infect other users by the way!

3 1, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake? Do you remember the dying swallow? Do you remember Wei Zi who cried before the speech? It doesn't matter if you forget it completely. Do you remember owing me a meal?

32. You are Tang Sanzang on a white horse, Pig Bajie on a rake, Monkey King with yellow hair, and Bai Gujing old demon with bra. Everyone knows that you are Transformers. Wow, that's great!

33. I made three wishes to the Buddha: 1 Let those who don't contact me lose sleep at night first; 2. Keep them company with mosquitoes for a long time; Finally, let them miss me from time to time and can't wait to treat me to a big meal!

34, witty quotations: people are iron, fan is steel, one day does not pretend to panic; A grandson who has been installed for half his life is not that kind of art of war; Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people; The renminbi is always working miracles.

35. A funeral administrator went on a blind date and the girl asked about her job. The man said, my work is the most sacred. Responsible for sending people to the happiest place. Girl: Playground? Man: Heaven.

36.20 1 1 Half-year summary: Japan earthquake and nuclear crisis; Libyan war; American tornado; Drought and flood in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River; Clenbuterol, dyed steamed bread and Escherichia coli appeared one after another. 20xx, are you ready?

37. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; Only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn; Only those who dare to face you can see your face before makeup: you are a relative of Bajie!

38, this year, mobile phones are like lovers, inseparable; Computers, like friends, often rely on them; Life without a mobile phone is like losing your soul, and life without a computer is like having no fun. I have to remind this phenomenon warmly: computers are not good for eyes, but only moderate; Mobile phones radiate a lot, so texting is healthier than calling. I wish you a safe and healthy day!

39. Zhou Lang's coup is the world, and the world's friends are one; Don't laugh at farmhouse music, life is picturesque; Happy I don't know who is like me, how many people can there be in the world; Love music early in the morning, and life is interesting everywhere; Whose home is on the Qiantang River, the daughter on the river wins thousands of flowers. What a beautiful poem, have you been intoxicated by your thoughts? Friends, please string your initials together. This is my weekend wish: "pay back the money at the weekend!" " "

40. Do you know? Recently, the god of wealth has fallen in love with you, and he will surprise you: RMB will haunt you, lovers will love you more, cats and dogs will chase you and lick you, and even I will send you sincere wishes by SMS!

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The happiest thing in the world is to listen to your love for me with a smile.

I loved him for four years and finally waited until he told me yesterday that he loved me.

Third, please allow me to be a little proud, because I have you to rely on.

No matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will wait here.

Thank you for accompanying me and telling me our happy experience.

Even if the sun rises in the west, my love for you will not change.

Seven, my heart if you don't understand, how to continue to let you spoil.

Eight, the Kongming Lantern in the night sky was not made a wish, but only released my attachment to the air, and I was empty.

Nine, gratitude! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

I will cherish the person who consciously holds my hand when walking.

If I say I still love you deeply, will I laugh for a long time?

12. I look at the outline of your left face, like a person I don't even know my last name.

Thirteen, your name has changed from my initial awkwardness to my current blurting out.

Fourteen, my beloved teenager, I love you with my dreams and purest feelings.

Fifteen, the happiest thing in life is to listen to my wife say take your paws away in the morning!

Sixteen, if I am a stranger and you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

17. Loving you is a continuation of my feelings when I was dying in my last life, and it is a constant promise before this life.

I want to let the whole world know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.

Nineteen, someone will plant a grassland at the ends of the earth and watch me smile and run.

I dare not say forever, I can only give you the longest company.

Thank you for holding my hand at that time. You can still feel the tenderness.

I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day. It's romantic.

Twenty-three, a person becomes himself, that is, he has reached the peak of happiness.

24. Everything is lost because of you, and all pride and self-esteem are lost.

25. No matter how arrogant people are, they will become humble when they meet people they like.

Falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of deep sweetness.

Twenty-seven, if I were young again, would I live happier than I do now?

28. I can't stand typing. When you meet a homonym, the first thing is his name.

The best way to avoid gossip is to keep your mouth shut.

Thirty, happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is a distant place that I can never touch.

I am used to living with you, but I still live like this without you.

Thirty-two, I'm emphasizing that you should keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

I know that love grows with time, and I also know that love grows with time, and the future is longer than the previous one.

In fact, the word I love you is very simple! Only you and I will have love.

35. I still have the message that I liked you for not sending in my mobile phone.

Thirty-six, I heard the sound of flowers blooming and saw the ending of flowers falling.

37. Too much love can't follow fate. It's not who is right or wrong, but the fate is not enough.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

39. Women in the new century will rob money, grain and men.

When you are asleep, someone sends you a lot of heartfelt words. How warm it is.

Forty-one, stone scissors cloth, villain tiger gun. You are strong and I am weak! You hit me, I'll run.

Forty-two, just want to have his love, let me just be your lover.

43. I just like you No matter how attractive others are, I still think you are the best in the end.

Forty-four, love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two children don't have to guess.

45. People who really love you will never let you go, no matter how hard you are.

In your eyes, Russia may be cheap, but at least I love myself.

Forty-seven, I miss you suddenly, crying my eyes out, and I can't get you a smile back.

48. Fool Well, I miss you very much at the moment, so please, please take care of yourself for me.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

50. After all, after such a long separation, I can't go back.

Fifty-one, in the days when we grow old together, we are colorful because of our friends.

Reach out, but I can't touch you. The distance between us before is insurmountable.

Fifty-three, say goodbye, and you will never meet again. Say forget, and all the memories are airtight.

54. If that year's meeting was destiny takes a hand's fate, I won't blame you wrongly, and make mistakes again and again.

55. Let my memories related to youth and warmth be your shadow.

56. Time is a never-ending plot. The more you fear it, the more cunning it becomes.

57. If he loves you, don't please him. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

Fifty-eight, the years have changed, and the face is old. Can you still love me then?

59. I like that you walk behind me, and you accept everything you ask.

I put the candy you gave me in my mouth until it is sweet to my heart.

Sixty-one, why do I still feel sad when I see him, when I clearly don't love him anymore?

Sixty-two, vulgar society, how many people can read my heart.

Sixty-three, I have already felt the mood behind the figure protected by you.

Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.

Sixty-five, is there a person you have told countless times to give up, but you still can't bear it?

Sixty-six, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

I must be a man in my next life and marry a good woman like me.

Loving a person is not about her looks and figure, but about the feeling of being together.

Sixty-nine, the same parting, the same regret, the same confusion, the same laughter.

Seventy, in that sparsely populated street, touching the faint injury of autumn.

Seventy-one, tears are left cruelly, and the wounds that meet can't stand the hourglass of time.

I miss you, but you always ignore me My heart is so tired.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

Seventy-four, used to this double bed is half of yours, but now it has become so empty.

Seventy-five, I like menstruation. The period means the end, and the comma is afraid of changing the plot.

76. Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

I can't give you everything you want, but I will give you a heart that will never change.

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First, love will make people forget time, and time will also make people forget love. As the hour hand turns round and round, the pages of the calendar are torn off, it will gradually fade out of your memory, and your heart will slowly heal.

Second, a person's meaning is useless, and the real meaning is reflected in the interaction with people.

Third, jealousy is actually a deep inferiority complex, and jealous people can never be useful people.

Fourth, of course, it is the leisure without desire and desire, and the enjoyment with a clear conscience. Happiness is a great pursuit of life, and a happy life is enviable. The real world is cruel. Happiness is easy to get every day, but hard to get every year. For most people, a happy life is their dream paradise.

5. Don't expect others' understanding and relief. Life is so hard, people are so afraid, and there are so many people who put themselves in their shoes and feel the same way.

6. Try to grow up even if no one is paying attention. Many eyes are hidden where you can't see them. In fact, it is the great self who has always been with you.

Seven, life is like a bunch of flowers, watch carefully, to see its beauty; The human heart is like a river, splashing in the narrow place and stagnant in the wide place. The world is too big for one heart to bear. The highest state of life is a wordless pain and a wordless smile. No matter how many grievances, laugh it off. 1, don't lose yourself in front of anything, even dogma, even the eyes of others, even love.

Eight, the harder you work hard, the worse the effect, such as falling in love, falling asleep, and acting naturally.

Nine, many people in life are not ignorant, but helpless. In the journey of life, many people have left, many things seem to fade, many dreams are broken when they are doing it, and many tears flow dry. Life is a vicissitudes of life, but looking back, the world becomes bitter, bitter, sweet and sour.

Ten, life is not perfect, there are always imperfections, crying at ourselves and laughing at others, each of us will go through this stage, that is, when we see a mountain, we want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better.

Eleven, sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will endure, and they will endure. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.

Twelve, don't try to be brave, let yourself "look strong", and try to make yourself really strong.

Thirteen, happiness is like this, painful and happy. Life, there are not many perfect lives, don't stay in the past regrets, don't dwell on the past, we are not saints, we can't plan everything perfectly, even if there are some flaws.

Fourteen, life is myriad, and things are different. Life is wonderful because of moving, and life is wonderful because of setbacks; Life is wonderful because of the network, and life is wonderful because of dreams; Life is wonderful because of love, life is wonderful because of you; Life is wonderful because of me, life is wonderful because of us; Do what you think is the most correct choice, and paint a wonderful life in the plain.

Fifteen, you live in the eyes of others, and you are lost in your own heart.

Sixteen, all troubles are interpersonal troubles.

Seventeen, we often turn our backs on the person in front of us, but it is difficult to die for a future, dreaming of a future that we can't tell whether we will come or not.

18. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long, even to take the initiative.

Nineteen, if the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

Twenty, sometimes I feel that I am in a hurry and I am accomplishing other people's goals.