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What are some provocative sentences that make girls wake up?

1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. It's almost time for a pig's head to have a runny nose. Wipe your nose and go to work.

2. The bugs are up, and it's time for us birds to go out for food ~

It's dawn, my wife is up, and I'll go out to play later.

4. Wife, get up and have breakfast.

5, wife, I think ... You get up and the sun shines on PP.

6. Baby, it's time to get up. Otherwise, we will be late.