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Funny New Year's greetings, New Year's greetings, humorous and popular sentences

Thousands of miles away, I stood by a secluded window sill and looked through the New Year atmosphere. Time has frozen, and you are the bright highlight of this scenery. I write blessings on this painting with my heart! Happy New Year!

I have a candy, and I will give it to you, because I miss you in the New Year. Happy; I have two candies, one for each of us, I want us to be happy together; I have three candies, I will give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me!

In your case Under your wise leadership, my performance has been soaring; under your hard work, I have made little progress; thank you for your continuous support and unremitting guidance. The Spring Festival is coming, and I wish you a happy New Year. I wish you a happy family and a happy Spring Festival!

The Spring Festival is coming soon, so greetings cannot be late; I send you a blessing message to hug you into my arms; I will give you infinite happiness and make you laugh every day; your career will be prosperous and your love will last forever; I hope you will be carefree in the Year of the Rooster. Be more carefree!

I hope you will be as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your butt is burning hot, you still whistle happily and bubble up with happiness! I wish you Happy New Year, may all your wishes come true! Hey!

You want to be as beautiful as flowers, and you are as pure as jade. You are as pretty as a spring willow, and you are as gentle as a swallow singing and dancing. I love you from the bottom of my heart and will never be separated for the rest of my life. Wishing my wife: The flowers bloom beautifully during the Spring Festival. The spring breeze brings peach blossoms to the pasta.

The New Year is coming, may you be smiling; New Year’s toast, may you be intoxicated; New Year’s good luck, may you grow more handsome; Happy New Year, may you live a free and easy life; New Year greetings, may you be Happiness and carelessness. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Sheep in advance!

The world is covered with white snow, and there is a deep love in my heart. The white snow decorates the beauty of the world. The true love conveys greetings for missing you. When bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, I would like to send you a happy New Year and wish you a happy New Year. Everything goes well for you.

Spring Festival weather forecast: Banknotes will fall in large areas around the Spring Festival, including North American banknotes in Northeast China, rubles in northwest China, British banknotes in Central and South China, checks in some areas in southeast China, and gold bars in some areas. The Spring Festival slogan is changed to: Year of the Rooster Get rich.

The phone lines are crowded at the end of the year. I am afraid that you will not remember my blessings, so I will send surprises in advance to prevent you from forgetting me. First, I wish you good health and a smile on your face every day! Then I wish you a sweet life and everything goes well! Happy New Year.

My love for you is brighter than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! My heart for you is longer than Guan Yun! Why do I need to explain my meaning to you! Simple One sentence: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!

If beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime! If it is a mistake, you have made the same mistake again and again! If being smart means being punished, don’t you have to Death by a thousand cuts! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

Happy Spring Festival! All the best! Happy family! Great wealth! Congratulations on getting rich! I wish you happiness and blooming in the Spring Festival: beauty is better than freshness, romance is like cherry blossoms, Auspiciousness is like snowflakes, luck is like peach blossoms, wealth is like peonies, and mahjong bars are blooming!

Have you heard that it takes 500 times to look back in the past life to exchange for a passing moment in this life, and 1,000 times to look back to have a destiny? We look at each other and smile in this life. We have a relationship like ours. We did nothing else in the previous life and just looked back!

Some things will not fade away with the passage of time, and some people will not be forgotten because we don’t meet often. In my case, In my heart you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the New Year, I wish my friends to be cool!

We are a brick in the factory, and we can move it wherever the leader tells us; we are a song of the company, and we will follow when the leader sings it. The leader is our caring person, and following the leader we are happy people! Happy people wish the caring people a happy and prosperous Spring Festival.

I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, but you can actually give some. Ten or eighty yuan is not a problem, one hundred and eighty thousand is a decent deal. If you really don’t have enough money to send it, a text message will do. Happy New Year!

When you see this message, luck has come to you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth are not far away from you. Wish you a Happy New Year!

I heard that angels like to eat chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. After watching for half the night, I finally kidnapped an angel with a bed sheet, and then made a wish to the angel and said: Hope Happy New Year to the person who is reading the text message!

It’s the Chinese New Year, so I made a couplet for you! First couplet: Suffer for you, be tired for you, shed tears for you. Second line: I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and hit a big wall because of you. Hengpi: related to the post.

I wish you auspicious New Year in advance!

Pick a ray of moonlight and wish you a happy life. Pick a lucky star and wish you everything you wish for. Pick a firework and wish you happiness forever. Light a candle and wish you a safe journey. Hold a lantern and wish you prosperity every day. I wish you a Happy New Year in advance!

I make a wish for the New Year: I just said I hope the sky will be clear, but the clouds will immediately come over; I just said I hope the house price will fall to the bottom, but the result will immediately skyrocket; I can only pray that you will be happy, and nothing abnormal will come. Obstruction, right now, it doesn’t matter if you’re not happy.

On the first day of the first lunar month and on the first day of the new year, dreams come true and everything comes true. Cheerful and light, more carefree, joyful entertainment and family harmony. The New Year is here, and I sincerely wish you eternal happiness, boundless happiness, good luck and better health!