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It's not that I have no temper, it's that I'm too lazy to talk to you.
Second, don't stop dreaming and don't be afraid of pain for your dreams.
Third, if I can control my feelings, I won't love you so much, but I still can't get your heart.
4. What do you like about a person? Look, what he said is like reading comprehension.
He's not that handsome, just deep in my heart.
6. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!
Seven, when one day you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, you would rather let yourself gradually disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights at night. Here it is.
No one can repeat the time with you/but if I can meet you on the street corner now/I just want to meet you and leave.
I hope one day you will be the first person to call my name when you are sad.
Ten, take you across the overpass, through the alley, catch up with the breeze, catch up with the sun bike, what should I do in the future?
Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for putting up with my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I can't forget the part where I made two mistakes together.
Twelve, it may be grown up, countless moments when I want to turn my face and leave, and finally I left with hahaha.
Thirteen, Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me. . .
When someone likes you, you obviously don't like him, but you don't want him to give up liking you.
Fifteen, [people are always being mean, and they don't know the pain until they are stepped on the soles of their feet, and they don't know that the defense is being realized until they are bitten by dogs]
Sixteen, if it is necessary to touch your heart, then I would like to hold a sword and cut through this devastation.
Seventeen, some things, not don't care, but care.
I have decided to love you, so I won't give up easily.
Western light fascinated my eyes, but I still saw you.
I love you deeply in my heart. After all these years, you are still flirting.
I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on my way.
I don't mind walking long distances, as long as I can walk with you.
Twenty-three, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and what men say is not true.
Twenty-four, people do not waste their youth! Old, if not wild
25. The words of oath and promise are unintentional.
I hate love because there are too many ambiguities.
Twenty-seven, use up the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age to love someone.
Twenty-eight, you don't even want a knight, because you know you will meet a prince who likes you *
I don't have to be with you, but your smile has attracted me deeply.
I also need care, love, companionship and someone to say that I am here when I am sad.
No text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning and good night. Honey, you are really busy.
I like everything you like, the only thing I can't do is like her.
Thirty-three, fantasy will always hit reality, either sad or happy or heartbroken.
I hate that you give me hope and let me down at the same time.
It's not that I have no temper, it's that I'm too lazy to talk to you.
The most domineering QQ space personality: I am not fat, just too lazy to be thin.
If you get old and die, we will retire. Don't insist. Do you know how many families Saner destroyed?
Enter "story" in Google, and there are 1 13000000 results, while enter "ending", and there are only 44.9 million results. Obviously, not every story has an ending.
In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.
Men all like clean women, but they all like to make clean women dirty. . .
Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't let your boyfriend be red and yellow. . .
Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. . .
After the exam, a buddy said: What's the difference between an invigilator lifting someone's paper and a rogue lifting a woman's skirt! I know, and it's not cheap to look at the following!
Recently, mosquitoes are very enthusiastic about me and always plant strawberries on me.
A year after adding your friend, did anyone send you a message: Who are you?
Miss, the third button of your coat is open!
You scold, you continue to scold, scold enough to tell me, I'll go to bed first!
Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?
Brothers are brothers, and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.
Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
Remember to marry me early in the afterlife.
All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while.
Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Mr. Liu. May I know your name? " anxious
A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."
Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
In order to lie to you, I paid my heart.
The girlfriend I'm looking for should be like this: when we walk in the street, everyone passing by will say, shit! How does this woman like this product!
In fact, it is very simple to like a girl. You should buy more things for her to eat. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.
People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.
If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!
After breaking up, I want nothing. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one. . .
The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.
I asked: Is my avatar awesome? He said: I like it. . .
You said I was old, I admit it. But I was young. Are you old?
You said you would invite me to dinner, of course I would. Also said that you treat me to pay, ok! I packed it all and took it home to eat with my parents.
Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.
On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."
Domineering QQ talks about mood: Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!
Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.
I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.
Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.
Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.
It's really hard to be a woman these days. You should be more open-minded, others say you are coquettish, but you should be more traditional, others say you pretend.
Isn't changing information eight times a day just to make you pay more attention to my eyes?
I am too young to see clearly whether it is a man or a dog.
Don't be crazy with me now. //You never know who will be brilliant in the future.
Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, so many flavors ... but you just like coquettish.
I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?
Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even the holidays should be moved by our ancestors.
How dare I not believe that you have the face to lie?
Do you think I lost my temper because I've been a good person for too long?
1. Maybe you're not handsome enough, maybe you're not gentle enough, maybe there's still a lot to be desired. I only chose you because it was you.
It doesn't take a day or two to like you, but it only takes two seconds to end a relationship.
Once, you said you loved me. At that moment, I thought it was forever.
When we were young, we cried and laughed. When we grew up, we laughed and cried.
I have always wanted to give you the best, but I have the worst.
6. It is tiring to miss you, but it is easier than loving you.
7. The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness. What is wrong with believing? Believe in love.
8. Turn around, you can't see the tears I left you, and walk alone.
9. The wrong person, even if he is infatuated again, will have no result.
10. Suddenly miss, suddenly heartache, suddenly upset, suddenly want to see you.
1 1. Do you think I lost my temper because I've been a good person for too long?
12. You are like a shadow. You can't get it or bear it.
13. In Me Before You, I've been looking for a face I've never met before.
14. The front door can't get out and the second door can't get in. This is my life.
15. Leave the beautiful image of meeting and take away the acacia grass in bud. Only the green post road carries the thoughts of parting.
16. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
17. I repeat all this every day, and I am helpless.
18. No matter how hard I try for you, you will never see it.
19. Envy others' happiness all day. Who will join me to make others envy?
20. Quarrel really hurts feelings. Sometimes it is not a good idea to say what you think, whether it is good or bad. It's terrible to have a gap. I'm afraid they will go further and further, so I began to doubt my values.
2 1. Dark clouds covered the moon and there was no one there, so I can't tell you how lonely I am. /calculate/
22. Only after being displaced from place to place can we re-examine the traces left by time in our hearts.
23. Only when things change can people know how to miss.
24. Looking in the mirror, the first expression you can't change is calm as a stone, because of the smiling face mask you forced to wear in those years.
25. In fact, the eyes shed water instead of tears.
As far as happiness is concerned, it never belongs to me.
27. It's getting dark inside, and the night above the grave begins to light up.
28. We are all nearsighted, which blurs our truest feelings.
29. The sky is still clear, and a group of lonely and intelligent people are calculating in the clouds.
30. The turbulent darkness, with the ups and downs of the sea, floats with a touch of tenderness, without adding sadness.
3 1. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
I will never forget the summer when we gave each other happiness.
33. What you owe me in the last life, what I owe you in the next life, we will forget it in this life.
34. Feelings have faded. No matter how deep our feelings were before, we can't change your departure.
35. A person's feelings are completely dominated by emotions, and no one can be his own master.
Don't deliberately change yourself for someone, remember that originality is always more valuable than piracy.
37. Do you believe that I am so worthless in your heart? Maybe you are selfish.
In fact, I know I have been cheated, but I don't admit it. Let's just say that everyone who approaches you has a purpose.
39. The past can never go back, and now we can only use it to remember.
40. Too many words, too many feelings. Looking back, I said: I remember my blue silk clothes and pity the grass everywhere.
4 1. Turn the person you love the most into the best friend, so that we will never break up.
42. I envy you most, because you have my love and you can be so ignorant.
You can't afford me. This is the last weakness.
44. How many people, like me, broke up in a muddle and often miss each other?
45. Go to eat and drink after breaking up. Don't wronged yourself.
46. We are too young, and breaking up is an inverse proposition that we have to do.
47. By the time you find out that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.
48. It's a pity that the sea will dry up and rot, but it will never wait for people. Unfortunately, I am a meteorite and he is a meteor.
49. I can't hold you with the hand that moves bricks, nor can I support you with the hand that puts down bricks.
50. The earth lasts forever, and the sky lasts forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever. Work plan of the International Liaison Department
5 1. Every reserved and calm moment has a silly and naive past.
52. If you are unhappy, you will eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be unhappy.
53. Can you tell me your contact with me so that I can give up?
54. The goal of girls' struggle should be to make former boys regret, make boys sweat at the moment, and make future boys rare.
55. Laugh for ten years, laugh for two years and die.
56. There are fairy tales in familiar songs.
57. People who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others.
58. Only when things change can people know how to miss.
59. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is fearless.
60. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!
6 1. When you see this, it is estimated that we are far apart, and I will always hate you. You can't understand, because you have no heart, love is your heart, you will never be happy, and your husband will cheat.
62. A large area of cool wind invaded this desolate city, the leaves turned yellow and the geese left.
Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper.
1, I can't help thinking of the person who made you laugh.
2, there is always something to say, too late to say. There is always a person who is the cinnabar in his heart.
We all have a grave in our hearts, and there is a widow in the grave.
4. Listen to me, love is right. What is wrong is that we love the wrong person in a hurry before we learn to love.
I just think that I have never lived with him in my life, and I feel reluctant to think about it.
6, love is to rent a person's heart, marriage is to tie a person's heart, love is to swallow a person's heart.
7. In the next year, people will regret not doing more than they did.
8. What are you dragging in front of me? Neither employers nor employees loved you.
9. The movement of the corners of the mouth is no longer mine.
10, we are all stupid, knowing that he doesn't love you, but he loves you to death.
1 1. In this life, people really only love once, and then even if there is deep love, it won't hurt anymore.
12, if the soul changes and is sold to fate, it will live like a walking corpse.
13, I just want one thing from you, and I will love you no matter what.
14, I tried to piece together only your memory ... but I found the crack was broken.
15, just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper.
16, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. It all stems from your attitude towards me.
17, I really hate being so indecisive and cowardly.
18, what you can give me is not what I want, what I want is what you can never give me.
19, we met the beginning, but we could not foresee the ending. /Shuo Shuo/
20. Don't hurt the person who loves you, and don't let the person you love get hurt.
2 1, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
22, if the heart is ups and downs, smile safely.
23. If what you say is always just a joke. Then this joke will always exist in my heart.
24. Love is a superstition about weather, geography and human harmony. No matter what is missing, it is just fate. Cherish now!
25, life, life is painful, life is not as good as death.
26. After careful consideration, I found that it was a fucking mistake to choose to come to earth!
27. I won't frown at whoever you love now.
28. Trying to hide the red eye is beyond your power.
When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he may be going through fire and water for another person.
30. Should I be dead set on getting you back, or should I turn around and be smart and start from now on?
3 1. No one needs to sacrifice his whole life to prove how much he loves someone.
32. I am invulnerable, invulnerable. Nothing can beat me. I am me, and I am the king.
33. The difference between a comma and a period is the process and the end.
34. I don't know if you will stand by me without hesitation.
35, love is broken, the leaves are yellow; The tea is cold when people leave.
36. The greatest pain in life is knowing that you can't get it, but you can't let it go.
There is a long road in the world called dream and a high wall called reality.
38. [You disturbed my lucid dream, you gave me half a life of desolation, you made me lovesick, and you made me hopeless]
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