I want five shortest jokes.

(1): You are an angel, a pile of shit in the sky.

(2): You are a born genius: a born fool.

(3): Someone is squatting on someone's desk, and someone is sitting in a position facing someone.

Someone pushed the result behind him.

Someone kissed someone (two men).

(4): Someone scolds you, your mother B, and you scold that person, your father B.

(5): Someone tried to jump into the hair pit and was stopped by that person's teacher. He said don't jump, the man said the teacher let me in!