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What text message does the mobile phone sign?
On Sunday, I watched TV alone at home, and TV advertisements kept broadcasting artistic signatures. I couldn't resist the temptation, so I wrote down the way to participate: edit the name and send it to 106688869. I immediately sent my name as required, so I received the content: "You subscribe to the short message interactive service (10668888) and send each short message, and the information fee is 2.00 yuan. China Unicom prompts you. 2009-03.08 14:40。 "
Then I received a short message from 10668886962, which seems to be the same as the number just announced. The content is as follows:
"Signature: * * *. Please select the signature box:
The editing name is sent to 1066888869.
22 1 official document signature
222 seal signature
223 art signature
224 cursive signature
225 vertical signature
Reply to 3-digit selection "
Originally, I thought that an expert sent me an artistic signature designed for me, which made me reply again. Because I just received a friendly reminder of Unicom for two yuan, I feel very uncomfortable. Why should I reply again? If you don't want it, you can pay it back for two yuan. Think about which one to return. I still honestly want an official document signature, lest others don't know, and then four dollars will be free. So I sent a reply 22 1. I received a short message immediately, thinking that I must have signed it this time. Who knows, it's not even a signature. The text message is as follows: from 1066886962, the same as the previous number, 2009-03-08 14: 4 1.
"The font you chose has been confirmed, and the reply number is very beautiful. Signature background:
226 New Year greetings
227 stunning beauty
228 embossed gold coins
229 romantic love
220 days of snow "
This is a bit depressing, is it a lie? Why don't you send your signature? You must reply. If you reply again, it's not two dollars. Don't reply. It has already been sent. Go back, but which one? I haven't paid a New Year call for a long time. Next year is still early. What a stunning beauty. Looks like I'm horny again. It is good to have romantic love, but it is too childish. It didn't snow this winter, so I went back to 220. I waited for the signature to be sent immediately, and I sent a short message immediately. I can't wait to open it, but I'm disappointed. The text message is as follows:
From the same number1066886962 2009-03-0814: 43.
The editing name is sent to 1066888869.
"Name: * * *
Signature style: official document
Signature background: snow scene
The editing name is sent to 1066888869.
Check your signature selection. Please reply to 23 1 for a beautiful personalized signature.
Reply 232 reselect "
At this moment, I was so angry that I felt strongly cheated. Why the fuck did you ask me to reply and confirm my fart? It's pretty serious. Are you afraid that our people will not enter the bank card password to confirm if they make a mistake? Now that we have reached this point, we'd better go back. Two dollars seemed to be locked up, so I replied 23 1, waiting to send me a beautiful personalized signature. The message came soon, and I couldn't wait to open it. This time, I can't stand it. I really want to fucking call and swear.
From the same number1066886962 2009-03-0814: 44, the contents are as follows:
"Tips: Due to the large number of participants, the signature you selected is already in the process of generation and will be issued later. For quick access, please reply to the number 236 and check it immediately. I wish you satisfaction. "
This will be stark raving mad's. Isn't this a robber? Isn't the advertisement sent to your mobile phone right away? I've sent a few, and finally I got a message "I'll send it later because of the large number of participants ..." It's so fucking bullying. When is the later time? Otherwise, wouldn't you lie to me? Besides, doesn't this test my endurance? Look at the following "If you need to get it quickly, please reply to No.236 and check it immediately" and then reply free of charge. This will make you feel that Unicom is still good. At least tell the people to send a piece of two pieces, and consumption is always clear. I also wish you satisfaction. Whoever is fucking sick is satisfied. There is no way to make us an impatient person. Send it, call 236. I hope it won't go down this time. It is immoral to cheat again. Bad guys always have a bottom line. The message is coming soon. Although it's a little urgent this time, I still need to catch my breath and calm down before opening the text message. I spent so much effort and so much RMB, and the personalized signature I got should have been sent out a long time ago. Who knows, or the number 1068886962 makes me angry. The content of 2009-03-08 14: 45 is
"The signature of this article is free: http:/121.28.24.53/s/9/03/08/qgw (followed by a long string of numbers)"
Liar, didn't the advertisement say that it would be sent to your mobile phone immediately? How to send a website to fool people? In case there is no computer, or there is no computer with internet access, what do you think of this personalized signature that cost N yuan? Fortunately, I can still surf the internet, so I turned on the computer, carefully entered the long string of numbers and letters one by one, and entered the car to open it. Pop up a small picture in the upper left corner of the webpage. The background of the small picture is really snow, but it is not snow all over the sky. There are really three Chinese characters in the upper left corner of the small picture. Is this the so-called personality signature? I can't believe my eyes. Is this also called personalized signature? Although my handwriting is not good, I feel that the above three words are not as good as my own, not to mention the TMD signature, a very common computer-generated font. This time I confirmed that I was cheated. The feeling of being cheated is really TND!
I was so humbled that I wrote down the whole process of being cheated on the Internet just now. The above contents are completely true. The purpose is to tell those netizens who are as curious as me, and those who want to send text messages to get personalized signatures, don't hold back, because the feeling of being cheated is very uncomfortable!
I am surfing the internet, and there are three short messages.
Sender: 1068886962
The editing name is sent to 1066888869.
The signature has been issued. Enter the number to open the [* *] name treasure chest:
234 Tibetan poems
235 search for people with the same name * * *
A84 Landlord Fighting Game
2 yuan/Article does not include communication fee.
Maybe because I was cheated once, I was afraid that I didn't believe I could send Tibetan poems, so I sent another Tibetan poem.
Sender: 1068886962
Zhang Shan, bring out the talents.
In the sound of secondary rules, the rain is falling like smoke.
Yi yi Qing Shen Jing gu
Give your family a dream field.
(the first word in each line)? Reply 234 Get the Tibetan poem 2 yuan with your name/This article is free.
Hehe (the first word in each line)? This sentence is interesting, I'm afraid I don't believe it. Only a fucking ghost will believe this rubbish again. Maybe I didn't reply, and I sent another short message to cheat Lao Zi with my beauty, but I won't reply this time.
Signature interactive area: Meeting is a kind of fate, who is destined to spend this life with you? You can join the signature interactive area for interactive chat and message, and reply to 33 to join the exchange with beautiful women of the opposite sex. 2 yuan/this article is free.
Who is destined to spend this life with you? Ridiculous!
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