Chatting routines to amuse girls

Chatting routines that make girls happy 1, learn to communicate, learn to communicate. A simple sentence can also be turned into a humorous sentence, such as role-playing to associate. Simply put, it is to play games with girls and bring them into a certain relationship structure. This relationship is virtual. By embedding the scene, it is easy to talk and laugh with girls. For example, the man asked, "When I become the boss of the company, I will hire you as my secretary and drive you to and from work." The woman replied, "Haha, that's good." The man asked, "I'll leave everything to you then." The woman replied, "Give it to me? What are you going to do? " The man asks "I am in charge of dreaming, haha" or the man asks "I am very busy and tired recently." The woman replied, "Then the emperor should go to bed early." The man asked, "Well, Princess Ai will step down for the time being, and I'll flip your cards in a few days." The woman replied, "when many brothers pick up girls, my sister doesn't respond well." So I didn't attract girls at first, and naturally I didn't react well. I didn't know this before, but after reading the secret book Jianghan Lian Bi Skill on the Internet, I learned a lot. This book talks about a lot of dry goods and makes me live a different life. I am surrounded by a group of beautiful girls. To be conservative, I should go to see it every night. Jiang Hanshu, and there are e-books online. In fact, it is a very simple thing to pick up girls and divorce, as long as you can grasp the essence. Chatting routines that make girls happy II. Find the right joke. Everyone has his own jokes. If you want to make a girl happy, you must find her jokes. Therefore, in the process of chatting, we must grasp the details, get to know each other deeply, know what she is interested in, and know what she is focused on and devoted to, so as to intersperse these topics in the chat. Girls are more interested in gossip, stars, movies and cosmetics. For example, you can laugh at yourself occasionally to make her happy. A man who is good at self-mockery is a wise man among the wise. No matter whether the other person praises or belittles himself, he responds with a peaceful and open-minded attitude, thus subtly entertaining girls. For example, you can chat with girls like this: The man asks, "What do you usually like to do? The woman replied, "Fitness, swimming and singing." "The man asked," do you want to do this? If you still exercise with such a perfect figure, women all over the world will be jealous of you. The woman replied, "Oh! There are more people jealous of me. " The man asked, "Yes, there are too many people who are jealous of you. Who am I? "The woman replied," Wow, you played a joke on me for no reason. " Or that person asks, "What are you doing?" The woman replied, "I just finished eating. I want to have a rest." The man asked, "then lend you my big pig's trotters and let you lean on them." Will it be delicious? Chatting routines that make girls happy 3. In fact, the easiest way to make girls happy is to dig deep into the details in the chat conversation, find the bright spots of girls through the details, and praise girls through the appreciation of the details. For example, if you inadvertently add a compliment when chatting, it is easy to get a girl's favor. For example, we often see anti-skimming in comic sketches, and the core of anti-skimming is surprise. This way of speaking can ease the atmosphere and establish our own personal brand in the hearts of girls. For example, a woman asks, "Your skin is so dark." A man replied, "How can you say I'm black?" (Serious tone) The man replied, "Actually, I am really black, and my friends call me Xiaohei" (suddenly relaxed) or the woman asked, "Can you repair the computer?" The man replied, "It's such a simple thing to repair the computer ~ I can't" (anti) chat routines tease girls 2 chat routines tease girls 1: 1. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. Do you know what makes men more miserable? I did have a wife, but I ran away with someone else. I think I must be finished. I miss you in despair. I forgot to pay for things, and even my favorite pork stew vermicelli has gone bad. 1+ 1=3 has become the norm. Small Shenyang has become Daniel Wu, and even the RMB is crying into dollars. Pick up hot chicks Golden Sentence, how many brothers think this thing will work? In fact, only when your sister is attracted to you can these sentences really attract her, otherwise it will be considered as hooliganism. Bian Xiao: I also read a book called "Picking up Girls"-"Murong Xingyu's Counter-Strike" before I really understood this truth. I carefully thought about what the book said about heart-to-heart chat. Now I can basically get a girl in about two days and live in the present. After all, I am not married. If you want a brother, you can find it online. Murong Xingyu's counterattack is recorded. It costs nothing for free. The key is to really solve the problem of being single and end your airplane cup. Chatting routines that make girls happy 2: 3. Pay all wages, including those earned part-time; The leftovers at home are all contracted, including your leftovers; I do all the laundry and cooking, including my mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including those that pass by. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly comes to me and says I like you. Then I won't hate her at all. After all, a principled person like me can't hate a person with a far-sighted vision. I confessed to a girl today. The reason for her refusal is: "You are very kind, but we are not from the same world." I really want to say to her, "It's not from the same world, is it? Am I TM from Mars? " Chatting routines that make girls happy 3: 6. If you accidentally make your wife angry, she can't coax it well. She said to me angrily; "I'm going to buy something expensive." I have a turn for the better as soon as I listen! Think of it as spending money to eliminate disasters. So I immediately replied; "good! Honey, I'll go with you and help you move things. " As a result, I went to the fruit market and bought a durian ... 7. It is really dangerous for girls not to go out alone at night. After all, the streets are full of desserts eaten late at night, and no one stops them. If someone sleeps, they will gain a few pounds of meat. 8. A couple got married. On the second day of their wedding, the bride held the wall with one hand and covered her stomach with the other, shouting at the groom, "You liar, liar, you didn't say you had 30 years' savings before you got married. I thought it was money! "Chatting with 1 unfamiliar girls, most girls are very kind. If you really want to be this girl, we can try to ask the girl for help. In the process of chatting with you, this girl is willing to help you, so you must seize this opportunity so that you can easily get his contact information. You already know how to contact her like the back of your hand, and you're afraid you won't be able to use it. Even if you are not familiar with this girl now, it is better to be with strangers. At this time, we can use the opportunity to chat with him, expose all our advantages to him, and show our sense of humor incisively and vividly in the process of chatting. A boy who is good at telling jokes to make girls happy will definitely make girls particularly happy to chat with him. Humorous routines to tease girls 1. Your performance confuses me. You are always careless in my eyes, and you are always a neurotic person in my eyes. Why are you acting like a little woman? It's strange that a little woman like you gives you another kind of beauty. When we are together, you always make fun of me, but in the process of making fun of me, I have fallen in love with you deeply. Until now, I found out that I fell in love with a female nerve. A person who is particularly good at chatting with girls must know the routines of chatting with girls like the back of his hand, and because he is particularly good at using these routines, he will make the opposite sex around him full. Chatting with unfamiliar girls, as boys, we must master some of them. If we don't know how to chat with girls and chat up strange girls, even if you have a good impression on this girl, even if you want to have further development with this girl, you won't get it. After all, you dare not even strike up a conversation. You don't even know what kind of topic will interest him. Such a timid boy is not desirable for emotional development, so although you are still a stranger with this girl, we can release your advantages through our own language charm and let him have a deep interest in himself until you two finally become lovers.