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Because I sent a head-touching message to a girl on QQ today and my girlfriend got jealous and ignored me for a day. She just talked to me and asked me to write

In accordance with your imperial edict, I immediately, immediately, and very quickly made a profound review of myself. The following is my analysis of my various evil consequences and my future repentance. Please review it!< /p>

If there is anything inappropriate in the self-reflection letter, you can negotiate and correct it. Your girlfriend is always right

On XX, March XX, 20XX, I made my girlfriend angry. I am really good. I regret it, but every time I get angry, I am blinded by anger. I will learn to get rid of this bad habit in the future. I may not have thought of it. I need to leave some space for the other party. I just want to see. After all, you said you care about me, how do you care about the Fa? I only thought about myself, but kept putting pressure on you. I regretted it afterwards, but I know regret is useless. I can only deal with it in the days to come. Correct yourself slowly and say it in your mouth. I just have doubts and need to check with you. But in my heart, I really have doubts. 90% of what I did was wrong. I shouldn’t doubt you, but 10% of it I think is because You didn't make it clear to me. You know that I care about you. No matter what you need from me, I will try my best to do my best. (You still need more supervision)

For my girlfriend’s point of view, I can only accept or implement it. There can be no process of reasoning, no room for negotiation, let alone objection or resistance. What I did was very bad. I lost my temper, ignored you, and even made you cry. I was wrong!!!

I seriously ignored that my girlfriend’s heart is very easily hurt. Yes, because my girlfriend has been hurt before she got to know me, but I completely forgot that you are 1 year younger than me, and you are the person I love most. I should hold you in my hands and let you always You feel my love for you, but I often yell at you, which seriously hurts my precious girlfriend’s heart. Girlfriend, I was wrong again!!

Girlfriend, sometimes I always blindly ask you to be nice to me and ask you to change this for me and change that for me, but I always fail to say that I will change your bad habits for you. Since I can't do it myself, I have What ability requires you to be like me? In fact, you have given a lot for me, what else do I want? I can't leave you. Without you, I will be very sad, sad and painful. I will regret losing you. If What should I do when that time comes? I don’t even dare to think about it myself. The only thing I can do now is to change myself!!

After the above in-depth analysis of myself and self-examination, , I decided to love you well in the days to come. I can’t let myself indulge my taste at any time. I can’t just care about my own feelings and ignore my girlfriend’s feelings. I even say that I should take care of my girlfriend’s. Feel, be responsible for what you say and do, learn not to hurt the other person, and learn to be tolerant.

This self-reflection is not only for you to read, but also for yourself. Let yourself always remember this day. Before you feel angry or angry in the future, read the self-reflection written by you first. My dear, I really know that I was wrong. Please forgive me. I will learn to face it with a peaceful attitude in the future. If there are any mistakes that have not been written, or there are mistakes in writing, please point them out. In any case, I will not ignore you in the future. , yelling, I am a pig, big pig head, don’t be angry with me, for the sake of our common ideals, please forgive me this time, I promise not to make the same mistake again in the future. , in order to make up for my mistake, from now on my girlfriend says 1, but I won’t say 2. If my girlfriend tells me to go east, I will definitely not go west. If my girlfriend says get lost, I will definitely not dare to climb. What will you tell me in the future? Like this, I will do whatever I want!!

I did not cherish the past days. I believe that in the days to come, I will listen to you because you are the only one for me!

Dear, I don’t have many advantages. The only thing I have is a sincere heart. I love you. The following is my guarantee

1: First of all, I must care, love and be considerate to my girlfriend.

2: No matter what you do, report the day’s work and living conditions to your girlfriend every day

3: Don’t smoke, smoke less, don’t drink, drink less

4: If you don’t feel sorry for your girlfriend, you must never feel sorry for your girlfriend when faced with a strong temptation. Even if you can’t help but cut off your penis, you can’t do anything wrong.

5 : I don’t quarrel with my girlfriend. If I have a small quarrel sometimes, I will let my girlfriend do it

6: Every day when I get up and go to bed, I have to silently say 10 times to my girlfriend, I love you

7: No matter where you go, you must report to your girlfriend and keep in touch. You must never not answer your girlfriend’s phone calls or reply to your girlfriend’s text messages (except for not hearing it, you will inevitably not notice it when you are away)< /p>

8: Never cheat on your girlfriend at any time

9: Don’t make your girlfriend cry

10: When your girlfriend is unhappy, find a way Make your girlfriend laugh. When your girlfriend is happy, she should be happier than your girlfriend

11: Resolutely work hard to complete the tasks assigned by your girlfriend

My girlfriend, please, Supervise me in my future life (don’t test me, I’m afraid). If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. The final interpretation of this review belongs to my girlfriend.

Reviewer: Study Abroad Network

20xx, xx, xx, 20xx

A universal self-examination letter to admit your mistakes to your girlfriend (2)

Yes Dear lovely pig:

For the serious mistake I made last night, I would like to solemnly and sincerely apologize to you and self-analyze the reasons for the error:

1. My wife is always right, so I must be wrong.

2. My wife is meant to be loved and coaxed, but I actually contradicted you out of anger. That must be wrong.

3. It is wrong to play games online behind your back. (The starting point is good, because I want to win back the Golden Island points. Now I have 1.5 million for you.) And you, the old man, work tirelessly to care about your subordinates and express condolences for these small things in my daily life, but I don’t Thank you, but not answering your boss's question directly is making more mistakes.

So last night I was deeply reflecting on my mistakes and had no sleep all night. This morning my urination was painful and turned yellow. , enough to show my honest opinion. Yes