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What is the experience of having a boyfriend with high IQ and low EQ?

My male ticket is a science student who graduated from the top university in our provincial capital city. It is said that only a few people in their senior high school class have not finished two books.

At present, the male ticket is doing research work. Every time I talk about work-related things, I talk endlessly. However, I just look puzzled and have to cooperate with him occasionally to avoid his embarrassment.

One,

One day, after telling him about their research progress, I began to flirt with him and wanted to praise me ten times.

About ten seconds later, a word "Meng" popped up.

Ten seconds passed again, gentle.

After half a minute passed, thinking that he had made a big move, he said "big breasts."

Smile in an instant. Is that a compliment? I think I really embarrassed him.

Another day, the male ticket and I went to the coffee shop to enhance our feelings and ordered a pot of black sugar rose tea. After the waiter brought the tea, he put a small cup beside it. The man thought it was honey, tasted it with a spoon and said, this honey is good. After speaking, he picked up a few spoonfuls.

I was curious about why honey was so delicious, so I took a look. How can there be such thin honey? If I drink it again, is it brown sugar?

The male ticket smiled awkwardly. It seems that it is better to use gc mars (pronounced like this in memory) to detect components in the future.

Are you kidding?

Second,

After discussing with a college girlfriend who has married Tsinghua high flyers, the conclusion is that science experts are basically not good at WeChat chatting.

Although there are endless words to talk about every time we meet, the frequency of WeChat contact at home is really pitiful.

In order to cultivate his expressive ability, I sometimes take the initiative to find some topics to chat with him. At first, he often threw me systematic expressions. At this time, I won't say much. When the relationship went further, I told him what the ending words of the topic were in girls' minds, and I didn't like others to end me with expressions.

After that, he will reply more words and occasionally take the initiative to chat with me.

One day, after I came home from a date outside, I sent a text message saying that I had arrived home according to his instructions.

Then he told me to go to bed early.

I told you he was a fool. He made a puzzled expression, what happened and how he was scolded.

Where did I scold you?

Isn't a fool a curse?

It can also be a nickname!

Oh, it seems that my understanding is too low.

I really think that guy is cuter than me when I don't do the research on men's tickets, and I don't know what to do!

Third,

The expression ability of science students is really poisonous! Be worthy of your Chinese teacher!

The male ticket said that his sister would invite us to dinner and asked me if I would go.

I thought I was a little embarrassed to meet my sister so soon, but later I was afraid that he would not go because of me, so I conveyed this to him, saying that I might talk less in front of people I met for the first time.

After a long time, when we talked again, he said that his sister said that most girls didn't want to go, so it didn't matter if we didn't go. He told his sister that I would be embarrassed if I said no.

Sister said, your girlfriend is really great!

It's not easy for me ... to be considerate ...

The second thing about the toxicity of expression and understanding.

The male ticket home is in the next city. Usually, male tickets don't eat with me, so they eat at my aunt's house.

I want the male ticket to come to my house for dinner after work. Male tickets don't feel good. I said my mother didn't mind.

As a result, after he came home for a weekend, he went directly to tell his mother that my mother asked him to come to my house for dinner every day. What a fucking shock!

I ... Why do I change every time I talk to you! My mother is that kind of busy. She cooks for you instead of me every day!

Fourth,

The male ticket said that he would imagine many situations in his mind every time, and then come up with ways to deal with them, so that things would not panic.

When we first met, he thought about how I would react and what he should do, so dating was basically under his control. My first impression of him is well planned, which gives me extra points.

After he told me, I felt that Xueba was different, and I was worshipped.

The first time I came to our house for dinner, my mother made porridge specially. During the period, the male ticket was empty, and our family ate too fast. Finally, my mother added him a meal. As a result, we all finished eating. He hasn't eaten yet, so I'll watch him eat alone in the future.

Later I wondered why he ate so slowly today. He said that he was going to eat only one bowl today and then finish it with us at this speed. Unexpectedly, he added a second bowl of rice ...

I'm going to laugh at my internal injuries. You are not a girl. Why pretend to be gentle?

He asked me how he was doing, so as not to dampen his confidence, I encouraged him to say it was fine.

The next day, my mother said that she was satisfied with his gift and gossiped about what we talked about yesterday.

I said I didn't talk about anything, so he asked me how I was.

My mother said that he didn't behave at all!

He eats slowly on purpose. ...

However, the advantage of having a male ticket with high IQ is that when watching sci-fi movies, he can explain to me what I don't understand, although sometimes he doesn't understand either.

He gave me advice when I needed to make life choices, but he was serious. I can feel the depth of his thinking, his planning for the future and his responsibility as a man, which makes me feel safe.

It turns out that Xueba is not as rigorous as a pedant. Because he has been focusing on his studies for a long time in life, he is not glib. The skill of picking up girls is zero, but sincerity makes people feel particularly precious.