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Short message tips for managing wine and treating wine
1. Getting drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.
I always like to chat with you and ask you questions when you are drunk.
3. Some words, maybe only when drunk, will be said casually.
I like drinking, because when I am drunk, I will feel nothing and pain.
Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which makes people miss old love or old love.
6. Some people say that tears after drinking may not be because of drunkenness, but because love is too tired.
7. How many cups should I drink in my life in order not to get drunk, and how many times should I get drunk in my life in order not to be afraid of the dark.
8. Who will cry for me, who will feel sorry for me, who will be drunk for me and who will feel sorry for me? This person may not have appeared yet.
9. Lovers who are alone are most afraid of festivals, so they can only celebrate alone and get drunk as much as possible.
10. Since when do boys drink less and give up drinking? Every time a boy gets drunk, he will quietly think about which girl and the girl he loves deeply.
1 1. Suddenly want to cry; Suddenly homesick; Suddenly want to go somewhere; Suddenly want to get drunk
12. Women can learn to drink, but they can't get drunk on any occasion.
13. What thoughts did you have at a certain moment? Suddenly want to cry, suddenly want to go home, suddenly want to get drunk, suddenly want to be alone.
14. Let me get drunk alone, and all my happiness and sadness will turn to dust.
15. I especially want to know who I will call when I am drunk.
16. I really want to hear whose name you called when you were drunk.
17. Drunk, just to find a suitable excuse for your wayward thoughts.
18. Getting drunk is never because the alcohol concentration is too high, but the deeper the emotional damage!
19. I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called after I got drunk.
20. I'm not afraid of getting drunk. What I'm afraid of is getting drunk and no one taking care of me.
2 1. Men are not drunk, women don't tip, women are not drunk, and men have no chance.
22. Too many people are drunk, too many people are tired and too many people are in no way back.
23. You can get drunk sometimes, which we can accept, but you have to understand that getting drunk with real friends will make you sad, otherwise, you will only become the talk and laughing stock of others.
24. I got myself drunk. I can't sleep without you. Wander all night
25. The best friend is someone who cries with you when you are drunk, and a brother is someone who fights with you when you are drunk.
26. I really want to get drunk one day, so that I can tell you what I dare not say.
27. Find a reason to get drunk. My heart is full of trauma.
28. I've always wanted to try the feeling of being drunk, and I finally found out last night. Hehe, I feel terrible.
29. I said, why are you so stupid? Can you take your drunken words seriously? You smile while wiping my tears, but the drunk will take it seriously.
Classic sentence of drinking:
1, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
2, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.
3. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
4, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.
5, if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.
6. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
7. The host raised his glass and said to the people present: The women are bigger, and all the men go in.
8, one drink nine, focus on training.
9, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!
10, drink envy, drink unit lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!
1 1, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.
12, Ms. Toast: My heart was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me ugly.
13, no drinking, no future.
14, tea is also wine as long as you have it in your heart.
15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.
16, only drinks, leaders don't drink.
17, small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.
18, men don't drink and live in vain.
19, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
20. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?
2 1, half run, promotion is still early.
22, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.
23, men don't drink, can't make good friends.
24. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?
25. Lead the whole process and lead the future.
26. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.
27. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.
28, can drink without losing the leadership secretary.
29, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.
30, wine knows thousands of cups, drink as much as you want, and run if you can't finish it.
3 1, how can people walk in the Jianghu without drinking?
32. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.
33. Drinking too little is hard to find.
34, wine and meat wear intestines, friends stay in their hearts!
35, if others don't know, unless you drink.
36. To make guests drink well, you must drink well first!
37, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!
38, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.
39, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.
40. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.
4 1, spicy wine gargles, beer as tea.
42. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes your eyes red and your stomach break. My hands and feet are weak and my memory is greatly reduced.
43. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.
44. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.
45. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say: As soon as the ass is lifted, he will start drinking again, which means that the drinker wants another drink. At this time, drinkers should respond: move your ass to show respect.
Talk about drunken space
I like drinking. I just want to forget you in the world of alcohol, but I can only paralyze myself.
2. I am. I smoke and drink. I have a bad personality and a bad temper. This is me. Do you love me or not?
3. Do you love me so much by smoking, drinking and fighting?
4. I am tall and thin, with age 16 and height 177. I don't drink or smoke. I have the conditions of Gao Fushuai, but I'm not. Anyway, I'm sorry.
I am bad, I smoke, I drink, I fight, I swear, just to hide my trembling heart.
You see, I have been drinking moderately since I decided to forget you.
7. If a person is happy, she will not drink.
As a man, you don't have to smoke and drink. What's the point of living if you're not hungry?
9. Don't think that all the people who smoke, drink and fight are bad children. They also have a positive and enterprising heart, which is much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day.
10. Why, forget it. Smoke says smoke, wine says wine.
1 1. No dating, no blind date, no going out to play, no drinking, no shopping, no madness, no rebellion, no secret love, no confession, no party, no karaoke, no wild behavior. This is me now.
12. Fall in love → break up → degenerate smoking and drinking → fall in love → quit smoking and drinking → fall in love → restore the first lovelorn state.
13. It is said that drinking is for indulgence, but it is not an excuse to cry.
14. I agree that you leave, that you have a pack of cigarettes every day, that you smoke and drink, and that the girls around you are fresh day and night.
15. She said I drank, smoked, stayed up late, didn't eat, and played games all day. Now I've changed everything, but she belongs to someone else.
A man drinks because he can't get drunk in front of a woman, and that woman can get drunk when she drinks.
2. Why did I break up? I was thinking that you drink alone every night. . .
3. Now there will be several girls who don't fight, smoke or drink, go out without mascara or heavy makeup, and don't play with boys' feelings. ……
Forgive me for not learning to smoke and drink, but I have to cry when I am sad.
Some people say that teenagers who don't drink or smoke are often selfish.
I only drink to forget my heartache at the moment.
7. Don't wait until I take off my glasses, my hair is loose, I wear another style of clothes, make up, drink, smoke and fight before saying that I like me!
8. Who says that a man who wears a suit and tie all day must be a good man, and a man who smokes, drinks and curses is a bad man? Is he blind?
9. Children who drink alcohol are not necessarily bad children. He's just heartbroken, but he has nowhere to talk. -Phil is original.
10. Good night, Lei Lei! I drank it again just now, hehe!
1 1. Cousins went out to drink today and forgot about her]
12. I can finally stay up late and drink casually. Do you know why? Because the person who grabbed my heart has gone.
13. Health tip: After eating a full meal, stop smoking, taking a bath and getting angry, loosen your belt under the temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet and drink.
14. She has bad habits, smoking, drinking and fighting, but she is 17 years old after all.
15. One day, I had a stomachache and went to the hospital for examination, and the results came out. The doctor talked a little. Ta q: can I drink? The doctor replied, no, dad, no!
Drunk space talks about the latest article 1. Drink until your stomach hurts, and scold until you cry, but you won't appear.
2. I can smoke and drink, I can fight violently, I am a bad boy, but who knows my inner suffering?
Gradually, I became calm, stopped smoking and drinking, and my temper gradually improved.
4. "I don't like your drinking." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid it's not me who calls you when you're drunk."
5. Where were you when I smoked until I vomited and drank until I got drunk? What makes you say you love me?
6. Smoking is good, at least it only hurts the lungs and is not sad. It's good to drink, at least better than herbal tea.
7. If one day I stop nagging you to smoke less and drink less, it means you are liberated. It also means I don't care about you. ....
8. I am allergic to alcohol, so my mother makes me drink. It's just that her homemade Sang Ma wine is not bad. Add a sprite. Just like the old vinegar of Tiandi No.1,
9. [Thank you for teaching me to drink, smoke, fight and play with others after you left]
10. My partner drank until his stomach bled. I wish him a speedy recovery!
1 1. Can you stop drinking? Can you not do it for her? For me. Is it okay?
12.- Does that mean I can go to the bar to drink, dance and laugh happily?
13. If you don't drink, you won't get drunk. If you blow, you will cry.
14. Remember not to drink more than one cup a day. People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid. Remember to eat less greasy food, which is not good for your health. You must take care of yourself.
15. Even if you are ugly and have a bad temper, even if you love fighting, even if you like drinking and smoking, even if you are good at mixing, even if you have money, you don't have a friend who really hurts haha.
16. I went out drinking with other boys again. When I didn't exist, passers-by gave me some help, so I asked her.
17. Don't read if your pronunciation is not good. He Jiong = Drinking.
18. Because of you, I learned to smoke, drink, be decadent, be brave and be bad for the first time, just because I love you.
19. No one will ever tell me to drink less, not to drink, drive carefully and slowly, and no one will care about me anymore.
20. I hate people drinking, but I learned to drink, huh.
Talking about drunken personality
1, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, but I can't embrace the wind and dare not drink if I want to.
2, wine does not make people drunk, looking at the empty glass, people have unconsciously shed tears.
Don't forget to invite me to dinner when you have the other half. It's a big deal to drink a bottle of beer to wash away your sadness.
If there is loneliness and wine, will you come with me?
5. Only when you are drunk can you know that the wine is strong and the feelings are heavy.
He taught me to drink the strongest wine and love the best people.
7. No one sings with her, no one drinks with her, and no one grows old with her.
8. Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which makes people miss old love or old love.
9. The most beautiful long hair didn't stay in my hand. I drank the wine happily.
10, wine hurts the stomach, not sad!
1 1. How many bottles of wine did he drink on the night of your engagement? Because of him, the whole street was blocked by traffic.
12, no one to drink with me, no one to sing with me, and no one to grow old with me.
13, a woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.
14 I will store your rejection and disdain as wine, and take it out a few years later to celebrate that I am finally going to glory.
15, his friend told me that he was drunk and kept calling my name.
16, や I wonder whose name I will shout when I am drunk.
17, want to eat mala Tang or something, want to drink some wine or something.
18, don't let family become a drunken dream.
19, when you were young, you also threatened to drink all the wine in the world, but when you are old, you find that boiled water lasts the longest.
20. No, I will drink less in the future.
2 1, it's a shame that I like you, and I just whisper how much I like you after I get drunk, even if it's a thorn and a little pain.
22. I sometimes get drunk and like freedom. I often make mistakes and lie, but I always feel guilty.
23. I heard that you have the most courage when you cry when you are drunk.
If you hug me at dusk and break my ribs to make wine, I will brew a room full of honey and pour it into your dimples.
25. It's nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.
I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.
27. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.
Cook a glass of sake until he comes back.
29. Don't give up your old friend easily, because you can't find anyone else to replace him; Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.
Sober people are not necessarily happy, so some people like wine.
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The premise of a good glass of wine is that both people are willing to get drunk.
33. Drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person you love the most.
I was drunk, but I was sober. I think you are alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go. . . .
35. I am a heartless player. How can I make wine with your green plum?
Talking about getting drunk
Talking about getting drunk
First, every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people and smile at each other, which is more or less warm. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.
Second, alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.
Third, the sorrow has been broken, and the drunkenness has awakened. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.
Fourth, when you are tired, put your heart on the shore and always rely on the harbor. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I wish to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and share the beauty from now on.
Fifth, wine is not intoxicating.
6. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.
Seven, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to laugh at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
Eight, I really long for a happy drunkenness. I hope to vomit, vomit my inner feelings and unhappiness, and vomit my heart. It's best to let people in the distant horizon know that I'm tired, and I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds. But you, full of personality, can't give me this chance. Friends are doomed to disappear in friction, and friends are doomed to leave in misunderstanding. I can only talk to wine alone and tell you about my respect for you!
Nine, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
If being awake is not a kind of happiness, I'd rather get drunk. You can't get rid of your troubles by gently playing music and drinking wine. I can only get drunk, drink my tears, miss my past dreams, and my eyes are full of helpless gentleness. Let bygones be bygones, only drunk, with tears, until dawn.
Eleven, wine into sorrow, acacia into tears.
Twelve, is it pure love _ or loneliness after drinking. ?
Thirteen, women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.
Fourteen, the wine will overflow when it is full, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of my melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness! In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.
15. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.
16. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
Seventeen, I don't remember, but the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.
18. There are thousands of cups of wine for every bosom friend. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can't finish it.
19. I know that any promise I make when I am drunk is so pale and fragile, just like snowflakes flying all over the sky. It melts when it meets water. I also know that too much wine is eroding my brain and my life. I also know that a drunk person is ugly in front of a sober person, but it will always use you when you are drunk, and I will let you see my thoughts when I am drunk. I am also very concerned about accepting comments that I don't want to accept. Speaking of low, it is true that all reasons are actually not reasons. Maybe this is the real reason. When you are drunk, you will get carried away. When you wake up, you judge yourself, decide yourself, sigh yourself, grieve yourself, despise yourself and hate yourself. However, it still brings a little comfort to your aloof heart, even though you know that everything will disappear completely with waking up.
Twenty, drunk, with a splitting headache, once again feel the trampled life, still alive, and only at this moment do I think of my friends' advice and my inner decision countless times, but every time, in the face of clear white wine, everything is washed away by a small glass. In my heart, I always find a good reason for my behavior: greeting my friends, integrating into the group and releasing my mood. If anyone in the world will believe it, then I think this person must be the king of idiots. But such unreasonable reasons are accepted by all drinkers and are used to it. You see I'm drunk and hazy, and I listen to you comment on heroes. A subtle feeling between chaos and sobriety makes people get carried away.
Twenty-one, it's okay to rely on dangerous buildings. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.
Twenty-two, wine into the throat, there is a broken sound, as if singing in despair.
Twenty-three, life is alive, sometimes do you really need to lead a drunken life? On this issue, different people have different views, I can't confirm or deny it, but I think many people will be my thoughts and psychology, because getting drunk is easier, more chic and more desirable than waking up. In the present environment, everyone lives under the double pressure of ideal and reality, and is full of temptations and traps everywhere. There are too many helplessness and burdens in life, and too many times we can't escape and need to release them. When we are drunk, we can ignore other people's strange eyes and gossip; Drunk, we can put aside the worldly intrigue and pursue fame and fortune; When we are drunk, we can take off our hypocrisy and be ourselves. However, when the wine wakes up, I can no longer find the feeling of being intoxicated and hazy in the noisy noise, leaving a faint vision. Finally, I found that people are like a commodity when they are awake, with gorgeous packaging outside, but what is inside has become a secret, sad! Alas.
Twenty-four, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.
25. once upon a time, I fell in love with the feeling of being drunk? Maybe there is too much helplessness in the world; Perhaps there is too much unwillingness; Perhaps it is because the inner feelings have nowhere to be placed; Maybe it's because I can't even tell myself. Anyway, I fell in love with drunkenness. People will only indulge their feelings when they are drunk, and they will not bear a heavy burden for their arrogant behavior. On the contrary, they feel that those lonely souls will be truly released. With incoherent words in his mouth, time seems to have frozen at this moment, as if he had put down his responsibility and morality. Oh, let a brave man take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! Being drunk so naturally and unexpectedly makes people forget a lot of personal troubles and let them freely express their feelings. It is no longer their true self, but more their true self, and the hypocrisy in the world no longer exists. Every smile, every movement, every word of language is so true and pure. Without disguise, you did what you dare not do on weekdays and said what you can't say on weekdays. At this time, no one in the drunken group cares about your every move. Everyone sang, danced and wept heartily. The feeling of drunkenness makes people feel that they have found their true self again. At this time, I always like to look at people with hazy eyes. I always feel that what I see at this time is more real, and I always think about the problem with chaotic thinking at this time, as if the thinking problem is clearer than before.
26. When you are tired, connect your hearts and stay together forever. Now you leave in front of you, blurring your eyes and the width of the world. I hope you will be separated as neighbors, wave your hand and let you share the beauty from now on. Do you have only memories left in the end?
Twenty-seven, when the wine is full, it will overflow, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness! In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.
Twenty-eight, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers and wine, flowers are beautiful, and wine is sorrow.
Twenty-nine, the three major sorrows of the dinner: the people to be invited didn't come, but they all came with you, and you were still awake when you checked out.
Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.
Thirty-one, when is the bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.
Thirty-two, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.
Thirty-three, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.
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