Couple joke message

1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

2. I often see a man saying that if he can't find a girl, he can only be gay, as if he also wants to be gay. How can men look up to men who women don't look up to?

There's one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world … I just want to give you my true love.

5. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.

6. You are like a fire in winter to me. I dare not get too close, for fear of being burned by you, for fear of being too far away, for fear of feeling lonely and cold alone!

7. A young man and a young woman are sitting on the beach. The boy drew a circle on the ground and said, my love for you is like this. The young woman also drew a circle on the ground with her finger, and then said: My love for you will never begin.

8. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't help your * *: Boss, I want this fish!

9. Look at me now. I have a house, rented. There are cars and bicycles; There are even careers and tutors. Why do you need a girlfriend like you?

10, I am used to your shelter, your naughty, your meekness, your smiling face and your voice. You are the only one in my hunger, the third wheel in my ignorance, and you are the only one for me.

1 1, there is only one good wife in the world, and life with a wife is so happy. I threw myself into my wife's arms and * * didn't want to. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

12. When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you get a look at him? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, don't be afraid, the person who loves you is still there; Don't guess, he is still your first love; Wipe away the dust brought by the wind and you will find that love is not as helpless as you think. He is the happiness of your life!

14, although love is romantic, marriage is daily necessities. But marriage must be chic to keep fresh for a long time. Rose Valentine's Day, send you a bunch of roses, the old couple should be romantic. Flowers are worthless, and the price is infinite!

15, love comes first, sex comes first, love comes first, just like eggs, chickens and eggs come first. It's hard to say which is truth and which is nobler.

16, I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are very, very, very rare, and extremely stupid, so stupid that you don't even know that I like you.

17, the food is sweet and salty, and the butterfly dances intentionally. You and I have love to hold hands, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This feeling is more than a golden mirror. SMS is a promise to love you for 10 thousand years!

18, a row of students sleep in class, infatuated with anti-terrorism, tireless legend, short message payment, smoking and rubbing hemp plenary session, two bottles of white wine not drunk, skipping classes in groups, long live college life!

19, think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories are shining with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile as long as I think of you.

20. I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever.

2 1, a pair of men and women who met online felt that the time was ripe and met on the third bench by the bridge. The man said, really ... here? The woman said, you damn fool! I told you to pick up girls online!

22. A woman who cheats is like a mobile phone that falls into shit. It's a pity not to pick it up. It's disgusting, and it smells like shit from time to time when you use it. It's clean. Maybe the phone is broken.

Dear, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can take good care of you on Halloween. All kinds of monsters come on!

24, once met, once fell in love, once reflected with each other's lives, only remember that beauty, that sweetness, although missed, but unshakable.

25. Dude, I'm going to compete with him for a very beautiful girl tonight! Please bring the StarCraft disk this afternoon.

26. If you want to call me anything, you should kiss me twice. As long as you are willing to get married tomorrow, you are not afraid to suck the marrow. Marrying a wife is nothing, and my head has dropped a big bowl.

27. There is a tacit understanding, a beautiful feeling, a happiness to accompany you, and a longing to see, even a fool will finish reading the message.

28. W: I like big dolls! I like French perfume! Diamonds represent eternity! Man: Wait a minute, baby! Do you like cheap things? Woman: Yes! I like you best!

29. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

30. Let's be a pair of happy mice and fall in love foolishly. What we do every day is to snuggle up in the sun and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, the mountains are closed by heavy snow, so we just hide in the warm haystack and surf the Internet.

3 1, if you are chasing your star, if you are accompanying your planet, if you are waiting for your comet, live and die with you! But you are a gorilla! Look, you have to buy tickets!

32. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you at a grievance point. From now on, remember to be on call, don't entangle.

33. You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.

34. Men in the world are heartless, sweet words deceive people, face women carefully, love words are false and sincere, they are tempted when they see beautiful girls, and then they change their minds when they get them! Alas! Men have no conscience, women should be careful!

Wife: I regret listening to your sweet words and marrying you. Dave: I also regret saying those sweet words. Wife: How can we celebrate our wedding anniversary? Dave: How about a minute's silence?

36. From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.

37. The feeling of missing you is like cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping; I will miss you when I have time; I will take time to miss you when I have no time, and I will do nothing but miss you when I really can't spare time!

38. Send you a couplet-the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much!

39. Love between my legs, love after * *, vows are always before going to bed, and breaking up is always after * *! Commitment is like farting, it was earth-shattering at that time, and then it was pale and powerless!

40, the sound of flowers, spring knows! Warm feeling, the heart knows! Sincere wishes, you know! And the phone gently chirps at this time, that is, I am sending you a sweet hug by SMS!

4 1, Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, it was only in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange it with 10 thousand encounters with you. It's simple, but I went back in my last life.

42. If you stop "harassing" me by SMS, I will block you financially, isolate you mentally, torture you mentally, destroy you physically and abandon you in my life, but I still can't bear to part with you after thinking and thinking!

43. If * * stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person is you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But it happened that * * has no regulations, so forget it!

44. If you are an enzyme, then I am a substrate. You melt me quietly, and I don't even have time to call for help. If you are an antigen, then I am an antibody and you are specifically recognized by me. My life belongs to you

45. The fading outside the window, the microwave swaying on the water surface in the wind, and the communication between you and me on the floating road. Please believe that happiness is the end of our story.

46. I would like to sit on the boat and go with the flow, in your heart. Fantasy floats to the place where the moon sets in the moonlight wave and stops in the harbor of love. Meeting place: at the other end of the mobile phone.

47. Love a beautiful and kind you, never abandon a seat, go hand in hand through thick and thin all your life, keep an everlasting love and bloom an everlasting flower. May we live happily ever after!

48. I miss you and have exhausted all my brain cells; Love you with every second of my life; I also know that cow dung is hard to find now, so I still choose you-this piece of cow dung.

49. The wind and rain are ruthless, and people are affectionate. I can't stop thinking about you. Although I can't see you often, I often miss you. Informatization is a magpie bridge. Come and talk often when you are free.

50, wealth, wisdom, freedom, love, God only gives three, I want the last three, give two, I want the last two, give one, dear, I want the last one.

5 1. In my heart, you are Prince Charming-you are my Prince Charming! In my heart, you are a knight-I just use it for myself! In my heart, you are the sun in the sky-it is best to shine only on me!

I love you because I like you! I love you because I like you! Am I wrong? Don't! I'm not wrong! I love you because I'm not wrong.

53. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

54. I have surrendered unconditionally for you, so sign a love contract or no one will want me! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

Please entrust your heart to me, and I will put it with mine. No matter how things change, I can't change my belief because I have entrusted my heart to you.

56. You are my sky, sunny and rainy; You are my scenery, and mountains and rivers depend on each other; You are my dream, you are in my dream; You are my motivation, let me progress. Love you forever!

I fell in love with you at first sight. You said I was ugly. I have a crush on you. You called me naive. I am 100% honest with you. I told you to step aside.

58. Time is a chain and happiness is a bead. String beads on a chain and hang them on your chest, and you can be happy all your life. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with a sieve, the stone will accompany you all your life.

59. Please stop looking down and turn it off! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! Is that what you want to see? I love you so much!

60. Falling in love takes up memory, and its impact on memory is comparable to that of a virus. The more beautiful girls are, the more toxic they are, and the more memory they occupy, so they are more likely to collapse.

6 1, you once told me that you would love me forever, you said forever, and then you walked away. It turns out that it is always the moment when you stop loving. I don't believe in love anymore

62. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

63. Someone wrote on the desk: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Someone replied: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

64. The desk lamp next to the computer is charming because you are on QQ. The melody of music is melodious, because you are in a dream; Quiet night is sweet, because I have you in my heart; This winter is very warm because I love you.

65. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

66. If there were only ten minutes left in the world, I would recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you once!

67. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

68. You have a good day, just like a carefree rabbit. Eating radish containing vitamin abcd is always happy. No matter what others think of me, it's a soft spot. I have your days.

69. A woman taught her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the tiger! The hungry tiger who came out for food heard it, and the hungry tiger waited all night and said, human beings are so hypocritical! The old lady broke her word!

70. You say you are a wolf in sheep's clothing, then I am a lamb raised by wolves. Even though I know that I am just your lunch, you are still my April, and my love is still gray.

7 1, Ye Er Green, flowers red, I really want to meet you soon; The wind is blowing and the snow is falling. I don't think you dare to call; The moon is far away and the lights are near, secretly sending you love messages; I am happy for you, I smile for you, and I love you. I want you to know.

72. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

73. I miss you so much. How about finding a painter to paint you, sticking you in a cup, drinking water every day and kissing you, and having a demo? Pour a cup of boiling water and I'll burn you to death.

74. There is a wisp of fragrance in the sky and a little fragrance in my heart. No matter day or night, I will come to your side and tell you more details when I think of you. Loving you is my unchanging dream.

75. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

76, female classmate, chatting that she has not found a man to marry at the age of 30. She said she wanted to find a handsome one, but she was afraid it was not reliable. I said you should find an ugly one. She said she was afraid she would be unreliable.

77. Online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. * * Health is the most important thing. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet. To stay healthy, go to bed before two o'clock.

78. I love you as much as a dollar. The Great Wall of Wan Li witnessed our first love. I love you as much as I love five yuan, and the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like our feelings winding. I love you as much as ten yuan, forever!

79. I sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I hope you are my sun ... no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

8 1, chicken and chicken talk about love, peck at the crown and scratch the hair. The snake and the snake fell in love and twisted into a rope. Dogs love each other and bite each other to show their true feelings. When people are in love, returning a short message is the most affectionate.

82. Cigarettes fall in love with matches, which is a dedication to love. Mice fall in love with rice, which belongs to the pursuit of self-love. I'm in love with you. It's a godsend. I have no reason not to like you.

83. A bird sings only once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

84. You silently support this family, you blossom with love, and you silently dedicate your beautiful years. Although the days will pass away, in my heart, the accompanying road is picturesque. Love you, I have a lingering fear.

85. I wanted to tell you yesterday, for fear that you said April Fool's Day was still early; I want to say it today, but I'm afraid you will say happy holidays. I want to talk about it tomorrow, in case you say the holiday is over! I can only send: I love you at any time!

86. Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat.

87. You stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

88. Marriage is an umbrella. With it, it is naturally comfortable when the wind and rain are hot. But in plain weather, having an umbrella is inevitably a burden.

89. What gifts do lovers give? A bunch of flowers, a kiss, a credit card or a string of pearls? It seems to be out of date. Well, I can only take you on a hydrogen balloon and climb high into the sky to help you pick grapes from the sky!

90. Love you all the way and miss every step; Always pay attention to bright eyes to make me happy; Counting the fleeting time, it is sweet because of you; Hand in hand forever, accompany in this life. It is my destiny to love you.

9 1, I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you won't have any worries in your life-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that I don't worry about eating and drinking.

92. Love is like a TV series of the Qing court genre. It's smelly and long, but everyone loves it. If you look closely, there is nothing but eating, drinking and kneeling.

93. You have grown up, and there are some things you should know: the sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I used it to prove how great human beings are; You are used to stew vermicelli.

94. Monkey-seeking notice: A hairy monkey has been lost. Features: dirty, runny nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. Love monkeys to read short messages, write back to the master quickly! Master misses you now!

95. Your influence is so extensive, so great and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

Give me a chance to love you, you don't have to pay a penny. If you do this, I can guarantee that you really reap the value of love.

97. My wife is looking for clothes. She put on a long-lost skirt and looked in the mirror: Oh dear! Love jiaozi! Sir: That's stuffing, not leaves.

98. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been so sad and infatuated that I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless.

99, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! Happy April Fool's Day!

100, I miss you so much. I cut off the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all my sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

10 1, I am the blackboard and you are the pen. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

102, if a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you. If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is my heartbreaking love for you. What would a fool think if there were countless drops of water in the sky? It is raining!

103, dancing is too tiring and singing is expensive. Why not come to a class reunion, miss the taste of campus, avoid being single and heartbroken, give back to each other and make a few pairs!

Yesterday, God gave me two choices: Aristotle's achievements, or you. I didn't become Aristotle, so think about it. What did I choose?

105, if it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

106, quietly you came to my side, and my world has a glimmer of light, from faint to infinitely bright. There is warmth and love in this light, and this light also entrusts my infinite desire and hope!

107, sister, I love you, just as mice love rice, and mice eat rice every day. I love you not to eat rice every day, because if you are rice, I will only love you with my heart!

Love for you is brighter than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

109, I heard that you are moving? The address is 520 Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease period is a lifetime. Congratulations! Congratulations!

1 10, the butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, but you are reluctant to give me a word for your sweet words. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. Why didn't you send me a message when two antennas are so long above your head?

1 1 1. A Dai had a physical examination, and the nurse told him to have a urine test and a stool test. As a result, after a long time, the nurse wondered whether you would take the exam or not. A Dai: I've swallowed my urine, but it's a little difficult to defecate.

1 12, with you in my life, the sweet taste will hug me; With you working, the joy of harvest is wrapped around me; Falling in love with you, happy days fascinate me; I can't live without you, you are the baby in my heart!

1 13, I love you, just in my thoughts every day, so beautiful! Love you, so warm in the daily greetings! Love you, every day in the text message, so romantic! I want to tell you: I'm glad to have you here!

1 14, I'm choking! If you don't say it, I won't say it. One of us must make it clear! Forget it. If I don't go to hell, who will? I said I love you!

1 15, full of love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

1 16, I finally caught you, how can I let you down easily! Because at that time, there was only one thought in my heart, which was to protect you. If I die like this, don't be sad or cry!

1 17, girls who go clubbing can't, dogs can't change and eat shit, who are the nightclubs? It's so unreliable! It's ok occasionally, but it's not good to go to nightclubs often ~ ~ There are not many good things in that place.

1 18, lovely you stole my love and heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

1 19 once had a sincere love, which I didn't cherish. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!