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February 2 Is there this text message?

Shhh!! Go home quickly, today is February 2, eat the pig head. You are in danger outside! Be careful that others will treat you like a pig's head! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

On the second day of February, the dragon raises its head, and happiness has no head. Good things will continue to come to an end this year. All kinds of good luck will come to the head. Be careful of money hitting the head. , friendship and family love warm the heart, and the family will be reunited till the end of time.

The second dragon of February raises its head, blessing text messages and funny text messages on mobile phones.

The second dragon of February raises its head, did you get a haircut today? For the safety of your uncle, it’s really hard for you, long-haired thief, happy holidays!

After receiving this text message, immediately look at the sky and see a meteor shower................... ....., you have completed one of the greatest activities of the year - the dragon raises its head, wishing you a happy holiday!

On February 2nd, we built a tiled house, and mice were running in the creeks. They burrowed here, hid there, and civet cats lay on the edge of the pile. Move around, catch mice and bite them.

On February 2, surround the big warehouse and put the millet and black beans inside. First put the rice, then the noodles, and then a few salted duck eggs. Don't look at me, baby, the salesman comes to the door to pick the goods.

< p> I wish you the dragon to raise its head on the second day of February, may you have endless happiness and joy, may you have abundant financial resources and no need to worry about it, may your friendship and family warm your heart, and may your career reach a higher level!

Shh!! Go home quickly, today is February 2, eat the pig head. You are in danger outside! Be careful that others will treat you like a pig's head! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

On the second day of February, the dragon raises its head, and happiness has no head. Good things will continue to come to an end this year. All kinds of good luck will come to the head. Be careful of money hitting the head. , friendship and family love warm the heart, and the family will be reunited till the end of time.

On February 2, the dragon raises its head. The dragon's son, dragon and grandson show their authority, and the teacher of Xiaosheng raises his glass and laughs. Thousands of bouquets of flowers compete for beauty

On February 2, the dragon raises its head, I wish you smooth sailing. The second dragon takes off and the three sheep create peace in all seasons.

On the second day of February, the dragon raises its head. It is a good sign to receive a text message. :Happiness has begun, and life is sweet in my heart! There is no end to the career boom, and money and dollars are hitting my head! Relatives and friends often gather together, and the couple's love lasts forever!

Friendly reminder: Today, February 2, the dragon raises its head . Got a haircut? If you haven't gone yet, go quickly. I suggest you shave your head. Otherwise, when I eat your pig head tonight, I will have to pull it out one by one!

On February 2nd, the dragon raises its head, and only big pig heads are given as gifts. Our barber shop is launching a one-for-one shave event. From now on, anyone who gets a haircut in our shop will get a pig head. If you want to shave it, hurry up. This pig's head is a limited edition. You can shave it first, first come first, then you shave it, you can't shave it. Admire this!

Sports: On February 2, the dragon raises its head. The dragon's son, dragon and grandson show their authority, and the teacher of Xiaosheng raises his glass and laughs. Thousands of flowers compete for beauty.

On February 2, the dragon raises its head, the big warehouses are full, and the small ones flow; the golden beans bloom, the grains are abundant, and the wealth rolls into your pocket!

On February 2, the river goes up, The east wind is warm and the sun is blowing. Flowers, whiskers and willow eyes are rogue, purple butterflies and wasps are all sentimental.

On February 2nd, when the dragon raises its head, every household fry beans. You take a handful, I take a handful, and the rest is fed to the grasshoppers. The grasshoppers stretched their legs, and the children grinned with joy.

February 2, fry rice cakes, use a low flame and cook slowly, don’t burn my husband’s beard

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