Sweet homophonic jokes written to my boyfriend (collection of 60 sentences)

One of the sweet homophone jokes written to my boyfriend

1. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is natural" "What you said, is it Android?" A girl with a mobile phone will freeze when she smiles."

2. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his or her mobile phone.

3. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?

4. Just after taking the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating, I felt anxious. It turned out that I was taking the pills with chopsticks and dates.

5. If Huang Ting can't pick it up, go find it---ah.

6. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

7. What Lu Tiha said was very touching. Everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

8. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so touching. It’s so touching. You are so touching. Did you hear that?

9. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said: "Hurry up and rein in your horse." Zhang Fei said: "I am happy." Guan Yu said: "You Hurry up and rein in your horse"

10. When I think about him entangled with that snake every day, I can't get entangled with him.

11. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant Eating a child's cheese turns out to be like eating a child's cheese.

12. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when she gets angry.

13. The puff was squashed, and my mother said I couldn’t eat it. I asked why, because it was a puff.

14. I was embarrassed, even though I wore a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, I was still recognized. Now: What can the beauty eat?

15. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

16. During the festival, the little white rabbit was angry at the deer. Said: You see, other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.

17. He was afraid of the night and gained shelter.

18. Crab and Clam took the exam together. Crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked Crab whose copy you copied. Crab said: "I copied Clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are great." "Shit"

19. I am a very easy person to get along with. If we don't get along, we will find the reason ourselves.

20. It's 37 degrees hot today. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each have one. Did you hear that we are done? Part 2 of the sweet homophonic jokes written to my boyfriend

21. The song Omelette sang to the poached egg "This is a little love song of Omelette" ~"

22. "Have you seen my crape myrtle? "Isn't your mouth right on your face?" "

23. Don't love me, it won't work. I have many things and I love to do things.

24. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Hey, I got something on my pants and I can't wash them. "Oops, it seems to have splashed mud"

25. The weather is so hot, we will always get acquainted.

26. You don't even pay attention to me, why are you taking care of it, barbershop? ?

27. Why does the aunt never sweat? Because the aunt is afraid of leaving the aunt sweating.

28. The light next to the bedroom at home flickered, so the maintenance technician was called. , what question did the master ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" He said: "Catch the vine of love?" "

29. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that what was steaming was boring. .

30. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

31. There was a piece of glass and it was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said : Good night, I am broken!

32. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one belonged to. Take a closer look. , I am a turtle at home.

33. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish?

34. If you don’t even stay up all night, why do you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?

35. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

36. One day, Tudou learned how to tell fortunes and made a sign on the street. As soon as he yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou's sign to pieces. As he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: "You're shouting, Suan is dead, try it!"

37. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!

38. Coix works like a barley, and Xiaoding does a small thing.

39. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)

40. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains." The son said: "Sparkling." Part 3 of sweet homophone jokes written to my boyfriend

41. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.

42. Nezha asked Wukong: "Conquer the demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"

43 .Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba's house to play with Guoba and asked who you are. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

44. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

45. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

46. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

47. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

48. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

49. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

50. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging lotus root"

52. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

53. Candle: Mom, we Why are the flames jumping up and down? Candle Mother: Silly boy, it’s because we are mentally weak!

54. Just when I went out to buy oysters, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil when I came back. I think, it turns out that consumption likes mud

55. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it aggrieved?

56. Xu Xian gave My wife bought a hat. Why does my head feel so heavy when I put it on?

57. I went to school today and the teacher asked me where I was wrong.

58. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today, and when I saw the name, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice

59. I asked my Chengdu friend. Why do you love wearing Rei Kawakubo so much, he said, because he wears Rei Kubo.

60. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?