Love joke sentence

1. Marry me. I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

Whether you hate or love, whether you are bitter or happy, I will leave you the warmest and best place in my heart. As long as you are knocking at the door, I will hold you in my arms, because I love you forever.

3. Sister, sister, I love you, just as mice love rice, and mice eat rice every day. I love you not every day, because if you are rice, I will only love you with my heart!

I have been deeply concerned about you since I met you online. Don't want to go home at night. Just because you are online, I would rather surf the internet than go to bed. It's all for you!

It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

I shot a little arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment, keep you in my heart forever, and no bail is allowed.

7. I am a vine, a melon, a fish, a shrimp, a pot and a flower. I make you laugh every day!

8. In the past, people regarded married life as a "lifetime"; Modern people regard married life as "a period of time".

9. It's not that I won't delete you. I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

10, I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I'm too sad to change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless.

1 1, I thought there was something better, but I found it again and again, just like you … I appeared in front of you at first, not for nothing, but over time, I found that you were the best … bullying!

What did you say?/Sorry? I miss you so much that I turn off the lights when it gets dark and treat garlic like onions, so I can't tell things apart. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and even threw away 100.

13, after a farewell, I miss you in both places. In just three or four minutes, who knows that in five or six hours, seven hearts are like carrying water, and the eight-part essay cannot be passed down. In 1999, there were long people, and there were I love you in Shili Pavilion!

14, weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

15, accounting professor: kissing is a kind of credit loan, because it is profitable when it is repaid.

16, even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them stepped on my body and you stepped on my heart!

17, stupid man+stupid woman = get married; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

18, men look at women and make sense, and women look at men. Of course, men don't look at women and love to write backwards. If women don't look at men, the world will be over!

19, dear, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable.

20. Chatting online is very interesting. Dreaming how beautiful you are. Can't sleep at midnight. Get up and send text messages.

2 1, who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

22. Your words are as bright as willow leaves in spring, and yellow shows the longing for the world of mortals. Your heart is like a tinkling spring, clear and soft, and everything about me is captured by your softness!

I haven't loved you for two or three days, missed you for a week or two, and missed you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me again, I will move in with you. It's up to you.

I once told myself to stop being emotional, but as long as I heard your voice, I fell in love with you deeply. I'm finished.

25. Before marriage, the man whispered to her; After the marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

26, red flowers and green leaves, big apples, I don't want to die for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic?

27. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.

28, lips propose to the tongue, the tongue looks disdainful: you are a gun, I am a sword, you are not allowed to fight every day.

29. I really want to go with you all my life, * * * running around the five lakes and four continents; I really want to spend my life with you. I won't be alone. My heart cares for you, my tears flow for you, and you will always be mine.

30. Looking for you in the southeast and northwest, I will follow you, love you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and hold you tight.

3 1. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

It's no use talking too much. I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life.

33. Love, love, I love you, just as a mouse loves rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you off!

I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee!

36, you are so handsome that people are dumbfounded, and you are very cute; You are the worst to me, and you are my favorite.

37. I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

38. Before marriage, men wait for women in restaurants; After marriage, women wait for men in the living room.

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and hurt my heart. Your name is on it.

40, spicy and hot summer is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, and the heart is black and sweaty; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold sugar, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

4 1, husband: "Dear, I love you with 120 degree passion." Wife: "Oh, then I'm going to divorce you." Husband: "Why?" Wife: "avoid being melted by you!" " "

42. I love you, love you, love you to death! I miss you so much that I forget you! Pain, pain, pain and crying! Angry at you, angry at you. But I can't live without you!

43. Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

44. Me! The sky is like a dragon, you are like a phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky and you chase after it on the ground. I love you, and I won't lie to you, just as farmers love corn.

I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where you are, even in hell, no matter how far you go.

46. Yesterday, you ran in my mind all day. At night, you accompany me in my dream. I want to say: thank you, you have worked hard!

Dude, I'm going to compete with him for a very beautiful girl tonight! Please bring the StarCraft disk this afternoon.

48. I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

49, if received, don't blame, who is timid, dare not confess, choose a season, love you. Pledge of eternal love, run too fast, do you want to love me too?

50. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

5 1, the hope of life is marriage, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.

52. The side of MM overlord is a curse; When I practice my skills and have a successful career, I can serve my parents well; Be sure to lay down your life and take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

When I get married and hold a wedding banquet, I will make a table for my husband, ex-girlfriend and women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one!

54. I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

55. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

56. Time is a chain and happiness is a bead. String beads on your chest and you will be happy all your life. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with a sieve, the stone will accompany you all your life.

57. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still ... As a result, he didn't move.

When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of "forever". Now when it comes to marriage, I think of "how long can I hold on?"

59. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception, everyone loves you.

60, boy, in order to you no longer endanger human promiscuity, elder sister wronged point to accept you, from now on remember useful, don't entangle. ...

6 1, why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

62. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

63. I love you, sister, just as mice love rice. I miss you when I miss you. I fell in love with you at first sight, chased you without saying anything, and came to you again and again. I must catch up with you.

64. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, and you ignore me!

65. If I had a million dollars, I would take you there. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!

66. Send you a couplet-the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much!

67. Leave (6) my heart to you, bully (7) I cheat you, give (8) my heart to you, touch you for a long time (9) actually (10) own you.

Beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don't know how to express it. I tossed and turned, thought about it, and finally thought of a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Are you in love?

69. I am single-minded, with my eyes on money, three meals at public expense, cheating everywhere, all kinds of poisons, disowning my six relatives, deceiving my superiors and deceiving my subordinates, being exquisite in all directions, occupying nine important positions, and being a corrupt official.

70. Most men before marriage are humorous. Married men are mostly reticent.

7 1, a big shot, will be "blessed to ascend the throne"; A good man can be a cow or a horse.

72. I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say "I love you"!

73. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing you on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

74. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times. I miss you so much. I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you!

75, a man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

76. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transport accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

77. There are two kinds of wives: lovely and hateful. There are two kinds of husbands: poor and ok.

In order to prove that I love you, I can work as hard as an ox in the Year of the Ox! Make you happy, I can give you any birthday present you want! I can sacrifice everything for you! Bragging, right?

79. I hate myself for waiting for your news for a long time, and the result is "Oh". Do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

80. A good woman will spoil a man's appetite; Bad women keep men's appetite.

8 1, the head of the team proposed it to the face, but the face resolutely refused. The colonel asked why, and looked away: you like to change your face and are not single-minded about your feelings.

I don't want to force you to say those sweet words, because you insist that silence is golden. I only hope you can say three words tomorrow, which are composed of me, you and love.

83. Meeting you is providence, being close to you is intentional, and wanting to hit on you is the original intention. Don't think you are proud. In fact, you are insincere, half-hearted, and think you have love.

84. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

85. Greeting cards express my feelings, and the network conveys my feelings; Southeast and northwest meet, and there are bosom friends thousands of miles away.

86. Honey, I miss you very much. Do you know that?/You know what? I love you like drinking boiled water to eat, as natural as breathing, sleepless and gentle, so I will love you forever.

87. Seriously implement the principle of "four sons", treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito and work like a donkey.

88. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

89, love is wrong, not love is wrong, love and not love are wrong, then I will add wrong.

After 90, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

9 1, I never regret loving you. I miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I forget that you can't learn. A little pig is intoxicated by the mobile phone!

Dear, today I will summon up the courage to tell you three words that I have been afraid to say: I love you! I choose today as a special day. Because: there is reason to go back on our word in the future!

93. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

94. Mud is a nest! Mud is the dream of the Bird's Nest! I looked at the mud in dismay! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones.

95, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

96. The perfect marriage is: let the husband live in hell, but feel like he is in heaven.

97. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you. You can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

98. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

99. May I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I ask just now? Woman: May I kiss you? Man: Right, right!

100, the sea! It's all water. Good horse! Four legs! Sister! You are so beautiful!

10 1, you're happy and you're worried about you, and you've been so sad and infatuated that you dare not change your mind. Don't doubt. I'm worried about writing it. I'm afraid you didn't mean it.

102, the feeling of kissing you is crisp, the feeling of hugging you is soft, the feeling of loving you is sweet, and the feeling of missing you is bitter!

103, men spend money to make women happy; Women spend money because men make her unhappy.

104, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

105, before marriage, men stare at women every day; Women stare at men every day after marriage.