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Full of love stories: I told my heartbeat all my thoughts. Did you eavesdrop in my mind?

1. If you spend your whole life, I am only naive for ten years, and I only want to be naive for a lifetime in exchange for your smile for a hundred years.

There is a person in everyone's heart, no longer a lover or a friend. Time goes by, whether you like it or not, you will always get used to thinking of you, and then I hope you are all right.

3. The world is too big to meet you; The world is too small to lose you.

In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope.

Childhood is perfect only when it appears in memory.

6. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

I told all my thoughts to my heart. Did you overhear it?

No matter how the world changes, as long as I can be with you, even if I am sad, I will shine.

9. I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you;

I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you.

I love you, because you can bring out my truest side, and the most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.

10. Remind again and again, urge again and again, remind again and again, not for fear that you will forget, but to let you know that I am always with you.

Routines are all love stories, and games are heartbeats!

Full of love stories, playing with the heartbeat! Let her heart beat faster, all by this article!

Time has taught me.

I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

It's good to see you.

What disease?

Lovesickness.

I am so cute.

Would you please sleep today?

If it's okay.

I think you are right.

You are not human.

You are a love letter written to me by the world.

Because 1+2 = 2+ 1

So I love you = you love me?

I miss you.

how much is it?

The kind of missing that must be hugged to solve.

I'm not good anymore.

Why don't you take care of me?

I really want to care about you.

But you will never get sick.

Don't believe men's lies easily.

Like what?

For example, I don't like you.

I like watching movies with you.

It doesn't matter if the movie is bad. Hello.

I never listen to love words.

But for me.

Everything you say is a love story.

Send my name to your account book.

How many days will it arrive?

My face is round.

Do you want to pinch it?

Love words full of routines

Love words must be full of routines to be considered as picking up girls and sexy, but many students don't. You may wish to learn from this article.

one

Boss, don't listen to her,

It's hot. She has a bad stomach.

two

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land?

Your unwavering loyalty?

three

Your eyes are not as good as mine!

(⊙_⊙)?

Because I have you in my eyes.

four

Do you know which of the 26 letters I like best?

Which one?

I like you best.

five

Can you be careful when you walk next time?

what's up

Always hitting my heart.

six

Man: We bet? Many things can be used for betting. )

W: What are you betting on?

The man pretends to think: well, you lose, be my girlfriend, and I lose, be your boyfriend.

Women's general performance: they will laugh and hit you. The man took the time to ask questions and grabbed her hand. If the environment is good, you can hold her in your arms.

seven

Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question?

Woman: What?

M: Do you have a boyfriend? She must be investigated. Not yet! )

Woman: No!

Do you want me to introduce you to one?

Woman: Who is it?

Man: That man has the same surname as me, and his first name is (euphemistically mysterious). )

Note: Look casual, giggle and make a friendly gesture, such as hugging and holding hands. She succeeded without explicitly opposing you!

eight

Let me show you a magic trick.

Very good!

Become better and like you more.

nine

Do you know my last name?

My original name is Wang.

But I will be very happy to meet you.

ten

What's your blood type?

Type a

No, you are my ideal type.

eleven

Man: I have always regarded you as my best friend. I have a secret I really want to tell you.

W: What's the secret?

M: I fell in love with a girl, and I don't know what to do.

Woman: Tell her! Watch her face. )

M: I'm afraid she doesn't like me. what can I do?

Woman: (Never mind what she says. )

M: Actually, you know her.

Woman: Oh? who is it?

M: Hmm (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name. )

twelve

Is there fifty cents in WeChat?

Yes, why.

Me too. Let's get together.

thirteen

Why did you hurt me?

What have I done to you?

I like you so much.

fourteen

I can't tell you where you are

But I still love it hopelessly.

fifteen

A double bed, 18 centimeters less from you.

It is my biggest dream at present.

sixteen

The spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles and one hundred miles, and the physical fitness test is 800 meters. Wan Li under the Sea, Dove Chocolate, Herb-flavored Baxi, Cocoa Brownie, Durian Jackfruit, Cheese Corn Grains, Chicken Sauce Mashed Potato, Beef tenderloin with Black Pepper, Braised Spicy Chicken, Braised Spareribs and Fish with Sauce and Vinegar are all inferior to you.

seventeen

Do you have a lighter?

no

Then how did you light up my heart?

eighteen

Aren't you tired?

? -? )

I've been running around in my head all day

nineteen

We will be together in the next life,

I didn't get old until you came.

twenty

I think you are very strange today.

What's so strange about it?

It looks good.

twenty-one

You have something on your face.

what

My eyes

Twenty Two

Will you love me?

cannot

Then I can teach you.

twenty-three

I'm not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible.

Why?

Because I'm afraid of my wife.

twenty-four

Can you be my Oreo?

Why?

Because I want to hit on you.

twenty-five

If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be?

What seats? Gemini?

No, our masterpiece.

twenty-six

I want to ask for leave.

What vacation are you taking?

Please marry me.

twenty-seven

Do you like that city?

Shanghai bar

for some reason

I also like Shanghai very much.

Oh, why?

Because you love the whole city.

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dear

Keke

Do you know what the most beautiful love words I have ever heard are?

What?

Your name

Without you, I gave my heart to loneliness.

First, your heart is too gorgeous for me to live in. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

Second, a snow in Donglan, how clear is life? -Su Shi's Donglan Pear Flower

There is only one success in this world, and that is to be able to spend your life in the way you like.

4. Life will not be as you wish. It will give you a period of time and make you lonely, confused, silent and melancholy. But if you spend all this time alone with yourself, read more books, do what you can, let go of the past people, and wait until you get through the low tide, those lonely times will definitely light up your way, which is what you can't bear when you mature. So it's not too bad now. It seems that what life owes you is actually a wish.

Five, life is not long, some wonderful can only be experienced once, and some scenery can only pass by once. When hesitating, change your mind to choose; When depressed, change the environment to find happiness, when troubled, change the way of thinking to solve, when complaining, change the way to see the problem; When you feel inferior, treat it with a different attitude. From another angle, the world will be different.

6. What you care about will hurt you.

Seventh, you must start dreaming. From now on, you must plug your ears and don't listen to those noisy voices.

Sometimes, the hardest decision we make is the best thing we have ever done.

Nine, everyone's heart has several unknown dark wounds, waiting for time to recover.

Ten, if I leave, can fulfill your love, I am willing to escape this suffering alone.

In your eyes, I can't see a trace of concern.

Twelve, people often think that making a small mistake is harmless, but the bigger failure is often led by this small mistake.

Thirteen, for those who have hurt you, the best revenge is to forget these boring people and make yourself better.

Fourteen, the first youth is given by God; The second person's youth depends on his own efforts.

Fifteen, even if it hurts again, I will force a smile.

Sixteen, without you, I gave my heart to loneliness.

Seventeen, I sang your favorite song over and over again, but my heart cried.

Eighteen, see through the truth in disguise, see the hidden falsehood, and many things that were originally believed will no longer be believed. However, to believe that the beauty of this world is always more than darkness, and the joy is always more than suffering, there are still many things worth continuing to believe. When you can give up your past successes and failures, let them all go. In fact, life is to see a scenery and then let others watch.

Nineteen, the eyes are the grave of the soul, and you are the grave of my soul.

Twenty, love is a meeting, you can't wait, you can't prepare.

2 1. There are only shadows along the way, but the shadows are still laughing at Russia's loneliness.

Twenty-two, if the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process.

Twenty-three, I carried my bag and picked it up while walking. I picked up countless unwanted things along the way.

Love is the only one, but I am not the only one.

The greatest loneliness is not loneliness, but becoming a person after loneliness.