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Tea blacklist SMS

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When tea and oranges say, "I have a boyfriend."

Oranges are inexplicably depressed

Oranges and tea met in the thirteenth year.

Oranges remember when they were ten years old.

She just moved here and knocked on the door of the teahouse with a box of jiaozi.

Treat tea as a neighbor.

Because in summer, tea wears vest shorts and holds half a watermelon.

Tea said to orange's first sentence is:

"Thank you. Watermelon is sweet. Do you want to try? "

In the next few years, oranges and tea became like family.

At every stage, they witnessed each other's growth.

Accustomed to each other's position, always by my side.

So, universities, they all chose the same city.

In college, Orange formed a band as the lead singer and guitarist.

Tea tea has always ridiculed orange as an ordinary singer, but has always encouraged orange to create new songs.

Oranges will upload the band's works to the Internet.

I always have tea with my friends.

More and more people are listening.

There are more Shang Yan in the band.

The income from the first performance of oranges bought gifts for family and tea.

I still remember when tea received the gift, the two men looked at each other and smiled for a long time.

Tea tea asks orange: "Do you think you will be red?"

The orange said, "Everyone wants to be red, but I want to be myself."

However, when I graduated from college, the band broke up.

No one is a wayward child.

The orange understood, so it was not angry. After hugging everyone in the band,

Orange picked up the guitar and left.

Tea Tea Tea I remember that day, she walked for a long time with oranges.

The orange walked with his guitar on his back without saying a word.

Until I walked to the door of McDonald's,

The orange says, "Let's eat ice cream."

Oranges like ice cream when they are unhappy.

Before, I didn't do well in the exam and ate ice cream;

Have problems with your family, eat ice cream;

The band is in trouble. Eat ice cream.

After eating the ice cream, the orange will say, "Well, it will pass."

Any difficulty will pass,

We will get better and better.

After graduation, Chacha worked in a planning company.

Orange, on the other hand, found a relatively easy clerical job and sang in pubs at night.

Every time I look at the oranges on the stage, I feel that this is the real her.

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Tea said, "I have a boyfriend."

When oranges walk with their heads down, they feel that the guitar on their backs is getting heavier and heavier. The street lamps are particularly dim tonight.

The orange said, "That's good. You should find a boyfriend. "

Tea said, "Bring him to see you in a few days."

The rental house that night was full of inexplicable emotions.

Oranges have insomnia.

Go to the terrace, light a cigarette and look at the red dots.

The first time I smoked, I was given cigarettes by my colleagues in the bar.

Take a deep breath, choke, cough for a while, and smell of smoke.

I remember that Tea Tea knew that the orange was smoking, so I tore it off and threw it on the ground.

Said angrily, "Girls can't smoke."

Since then, oranges have never smoked in front of tea.

When I am alone, I miss the smell of smoke very much.

It gives you something else to do besides being in a daze.

Now take a sip, it won't choke, and gently spit out the smoke.

Looking at the disappearing smoke,

Orange thinks it's time to get used to a person's life.

three

Psychological research shows that when you want to cultivate a behavior into a habit,

Stick to 2 1 day, and it will become repetitive behavior.

Stick to it for 90 days and it will become a stable habit.

The orange thought, can it take only 90 days to change the habit of persisting for ten years?

After tea and tea fall in love,

Tea tea no longer often revolves around oranges.

They chat occasionally, not every day.

Accustomed to a person's company, can you get used to living alone for 90 days now?

On the ninth day of Orange's persistence, that is, Friday, Chacha came to the bar with her boyfriend.

When they came in, they saw oranges.

In the past, tea was the only place where they sat.

Now it's two people, and oranges are really not used to it.

Tea tea waved to the orange, indicating that she was coming.

Orange looked at her and smiled.

When the orange saw her, he smiled and nodded.

Orange inertia playing the guitar, singing:

"Who knew I would meet you again in the vast sea of people? That's how fate is arranged. There is always something wonderful."

My thoughts drifted away.

Others said, "Just look at how much a person likes another person and the way they look at each other."

The orange in the tea eye sees stars.

During the break, oranges came to them.

The orange pretended to be angry and said, "demo, you finally remember me." Come and introduce me. "

Tea tea coquetry said: "Recently, the company received a new project, a little busy. Come on, this is my boyfriend, Ken. "

Akon said, "Orange, I often hear about you from tea parties. Finally, I met you. You sing very well. "

The orange smiled and said, "Thank you."

The orange asked for a dozen beers.

Drinking oranges glass by glass and watching them chat.

At this time, the old Ke, who is in charge of the keyboard in the bar band, motioned the orange to go out and speak.

Out of the bar, oranges greedily breathe the fresh air.

The orange said, "Ke, do you have a cigarette?

Lao Ke handed a cigarette to an orange and lit one himself.

Orange is smoking and watching people coming and going on the road.

Lao Ke asked, "Little girl, what's wrong with you tonight? There are several mistakes in playing the guitar. "

Orange smiled and said, "Old Koha, you found me."

Lao Ke took a drag and slowly spit out the cigarette: "Tea came today, I haven't seen it for a while."

The orange looked at the flashing red light and nodded.

Two people quietly smoking a cigarette,

The orange said, "Old Ke, I'm just suddenly a little unhappy."

Lao ke bowed his head and smoked.

Sometimes, people just need a cigarette to adjust themselves.

During this time, you don't have to think about anything, just breathe and concentrate on breathing.

Let the smell of smoke fill your every nerve.

When the smoke goes out,

You are still you.

The orange put out the cigarette and said, "Lao Ke, you go home. It's time to have a rest."

Back on the stage,

Finger pulp across the strings, adjust breathing, sings:

"Missing is a very mysterious thing. It goes hand in hand."

four

That night, the orange was drunk.

After getting up, look at yourself in the mirror.

The orange smiled.

When the temperature of hot water is transmitted to the brain through the skin,

Oranges completely relaxed and began to wonder what had happened to them recently.

Oranges, remember,

When my mother gave her favorite toys to her relatives and sisters,

That sense of powerlessness,

It's very similar to what I feel now.

Finally understand the lyrics of Rolls-Royce:

"Being a close friend may always bring love."

Orange, turn off the tap. What happened next, she dare not think, also dare not think.

When the band rehearsed this afternoon,

One of the members announced that he had got rid of being single.

Other members invited him to dinner.

Oranges also laughed and booed,

Lao Ke smiled and said to the orange, "Little girl, you should find a boyfriend."

The orange lit a cigarette and said with a smile, "I see."

Orange thought, well, I'll find a boyfriend, too.

five

Orange's boyfriend was introduced by a friend.

He also plays bands and guitars.

They have a lot in common,

You can play the guitar together,

Attend the music festival together,

Have a common interest,

There are many things I want to do together.

Orange Jun thinks it's not bad.

But every couple fights,

But not every couple can feel the same way after quarreling.

One night, orange and her boyfriend were watching a movie.

Suddenly received a text message about tea,

It turns out that Chacha and Ken quarreled and asked Orange if she could stay with her.

Orange told her boyfriend about the situation.

Boyfriend won't let oranges go,

They haven't seen each other for three weeks because of work.

The orange ignored it, picked up the bag and left.

At McDonald's, oranges meet tea with ice cream.

Tea tea said what happened, and she cried when she said it.

The orange watched the tears fall into the ice cream cup.

Oranges think the ice cream in their mouth is salty.

After this salty slide down the throat, it becomes a little love.

At this time, oranges can only silently pass paper towels.

Orange knew that she had to untie the bell and tie the bell. She is not the one who can make her happy.

But when she needs her,

She must be with her.

That night,

Tea, tea, stay at the orange house.

Looking at the sleepy face of the tea fragrance, the orange found that she had not seen the tea fragrance seriously for a long time.

This kind of tea is a bit strange.

The mobile phone at hand has been shaking,

Ignore oranges.

Finally,

Orange Jun went to the terrace to smoke, and then called her boyfriend back.

My boyfriend is talking excitedly at the other end of the phone, and the orange is listening quietly at this end.

The boyfriend said, "Is she important or am I important?"

The orange said, "So, is your mother more important or am I more important?"

Say that finish, orange hung up the phone.

After this incident,

The orange's love began to cool,

Oranges don't think so either.

It seems that this result, she can predict.

Until one day,

Juzijun saw his ambiguous chat record with other girls in her boyfriend's mobile phone.

The orange said goodbye calmly.

six

On the night of the breakup, Juzijun asked for leave from the bar and the band.

The oranges are back in the bar. She wants to drink some wine.

When the orange drinks the third cup,

Sister Su, the head of the bar, is sitting next to the orange.

Sister Su asked, "Little girl, what happened today?"

Orange coquetry said: "Sister Su, I am lovelorn."

Sister Su poured herself a glass of wine: "Come, let's have a drink."

Orange smiled and said, "Sister Su, I am not unhappy, but relaxed."

Sister Su lit a cigarette and listened carefully to the orange.

The orange said, "Sister Su, I am unhappy about another thing, but I can't tell anyone about it. I am afraid, I think I am sick, but there is no medicine. "

With the action of alcohol, the feeling in my heart is getting bigger and bigger, which makes people breathless and finally turns into tears.

Su Jie put out the cigarette and said:

"Little girl, you are important, and other people's ideas are just others'. We can't control others, we can only control ourselves. People can't deceive themselves. It is better to do it bravely than to be afraid. Whether it is good or bad, we won't know until we do it. "

The old Ke on the stage is singing "At least you":

"If the whole world, I can give up,

At least you deserve to cherish,

And you are here, which is a miracle of life.

Maybe the whole world, I can forget,

I just don't want to lose your news. "

however

Orange thought,

To love someone is not to get her into trouble, but to keep her away from it.

This is her love for her.