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50-word SMS related to the Year of the Pig (original)

Original 2007 Spring Festival Blessing SMS-Funny SMS in the Year of the Pig

Original New Year greetings in 2007-Funny greetings in the Year of the Pig (from Witkey Navigation Network)

# It's spring again. I wish you: take a job in love, get promoted in your career, change your old house to a new post, get laid off in pain, take a long vacation in trouble, and take good care of your post.

# # The year of the dog is almost over, and I can finally be a pig (owner). Ah! You are a shining pig, you are an evergreen pig, and you are the best pig in the family. I wish your pig all the best.

# # I wish you a new year: increase your salary, reduce your troubles, increase your happiness, and eliminate your pain, which is equal to happiness and peace!

# # I wish you embark on Facai Expressway, enter the fast lane of promotion, cross the Good Luck Bridge, cross the Ping An Tunnel and finally reach the terminal.

# # Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig happy year!

# # The Year of the Pig is auspicious, happy mood is high, friends are blessed, eat well every day, don't worry, snore loudly and sleep till dawn.

# # In the past year, the singing dog let out a super girl voice, and the voice was endless; In the new year, no matter what happens at home, everything goes smoothly.

The following are original works in previous years, some of which have appeared in newspapers:

# # I wish you a good fortune and count the fun; Dreams come true and steal happiness; Laugh often and be happy; Healthy and happy; The appetite is wide open and the aroma is attractive; Happiness and peace, follow the music; I wish all the best and a happy new year. Huashang daily

# # Blessings float all over the sky and suddenly fall, making you jump, waving your hand and saying no, stupid people have stupid blessings and can't get rid of them: Happy New Year! All the best! Xiamen daily

# # You are the needle and I am the thread. I miss you so much. I miss you day and night. I want to make money, but I have no time. In a blink of an eye, my mobile phone balance is only ten cents. Send a text message to pay tribute to the coming year: all the best! Happy new year! Xiamen daily

# # Give you a catty of "Paris" and you will be blessed if you eat it; Send you a song "Los Angeles", eat well; Send you a big "Jordan" and eat a health bar; I'll give you a Uruguay, eat your leg and give you a Congo. It is very hard. Be careful not to eat Spain.

# # Send you six New Year gifts: "Happy New Year! Laugh often! Dreams come true! Good health! Happiness and peace! All the best! " If you leave, you will be fined ten pounds. Please call this number to report.

# # Lovers love you like "mice love rice"; Money is withdrawn to you like "the first snow in 2002"; Happiness shines on you like the moonlight in the city; Happiness is like two butterflies around you. Yangcheng Evening News

(From: Witkey Navigation Network)

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