What are the lines in the sketch of True and False Teacher?

The lines of the sketch of True and False Teacher are as follows:

Jia Ling: Dear audience friends, Happy New Year to everyone.

Audience: OK.

Jia Ling: It’s too difficult for you as a cleaning lady now. The client lives on the tenth floor. The elevator broke and I had to climb up from the tenth floor, but I was exhausted. Hello, are you the owner of 1006? I'm the cleaning lady you hired. I'm on the tenth floor. 1006 is on the first floor. Then please wait for me for a while. Oops, my mom, I went to the wrong place again.

Zhang Xiaofei: It’s coming, it’s coming, my God, it’s coming.

Jia Ling: 1006 is the first floor?

Zhang Xiaofei: I'm sorry, our community is like this, you come in first. Let me tell you my situation first.

Jia Ling: No need.

Zhang Xiaofei: Me.

Jia Ling: Let me introduce my situation to you first. I am Xiao Jia, a cleaning lady, and I have zero complaints after working for five years. Our service tenet is to ensure that everything is clean and spotless from the ceiling to the floor (sliding door, door handle fell off). Is this door handle too germy? I'll give you a good brushing.

Zhang Xiaofei: Sister.

Jia Ling: Brother, I didn’t mean the Chinese lines website. How much does it cost? I'll compensate you.

Zhang Xiaofei: Sister, not only do you not have to pay for this, I will also pay you the normal expenses, but can you promise me a small thing?

Jia Ling: What’s going on?

Zhang Xiaofei: (Closes the door) That’s it. I’m a high school student. I made some mistakes at school. The teacher wants to visit me at home. But my parents are abroad and not at home. The teacher will come to visit them right away. to, so you see? I hope you can help me? Can you? I was a little embarrassed to speak.

Jia Ling: I understand, so why don’t you open your mouth. Is it like this, you made some mistakes at school, the teacher wants to come over for a home visit, but your parents are not at home abroad, but the teacher will be here soon?

Zhang Xiaofei: Yes.

Jia Ling: When will the teacher arrive?

Zhang Xiaofei: Ten o’clock.

Jia Ling: I’ll finish it for you at nine-fifty.

Zhang Xiaofei: No, no, no, no, sister, you misunderstood. I want you to play my mother for me.

Jia Ling: Are you kidding? Doesn't that lie? Another thing, it’s not appropriate for me to play your mother at my age, right?

Zhang Xiaofei: No, just be older. I just said that my mother gave birth to me late and I was born in her forties, is that okay?

Jia Ling: Goodbye.

Zhang Xiaofei: No, eldest sister, can you help me?

Jia Ling: I can’t help you, I can’t act.

Zhang Xiaofei: You act for a while.

Jia Ling: No, I have to go, I really have to go.

Zhang Xiaofei: Just leave. I will file a complaint against you if you leave.

Jia Ling: Is it useful for you to complain to me? You have to tell me how to act? My dear son.

Zhang Xiaofei: Sit, sit, sit, sit.

Jia Ling: I have had zero complaints in five years, what do you think of me?

Zhang Xiaofei: Thank you, that’s it. My teacher has never met my parents. What will she ask you when she comes later? Just deal with it as you like, I'll be there to cooperate with you when the time comes.