Humorous sentences

Here are some humorous sentences I recommend:

1, rain or shine, we * * * together, happy, we * * * together to share, what could be happier than this?

2, you are here, Chunhua Qiushi Xiachan Winter Snow; You are not here in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

3. I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

5, too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

6. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

7. The four rivers in spring are your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and the winter plum is your love.

8. Kiss people quickly! !

9. After you and I broke up, we missed each other. Let's say March or April, I don't know five or six years. Cowherd and Weaver Girl on Tanabata, eight-line short message transmission. Jiuyang wants to climb the mountain, which seems to be idle for ten years.

10, you are a little handsome, you are so cute, you are the worst to me, so I can only love you.